Reviewers: Thanks muchly for feedback, I hope you don't mind if I don't respond to you individually this chapter. I'm feeling all tired and lazy and Homer Simpson-ish at the moment. Mmmm, beer nuts.


The ruckus of the rooftop battle had managed to attract a small audience on the grounds below, and one concerned student had rushed off to phone the police. Because it had taken place so high up nobody had managed to see much, let alone any of the feats of superhuman strength, so Buttercup's extraordinary abilities still remained safely unknown by all but Johnny.
The police closed off the scene of the battle to investigate and picked up a description of the three criminals. But, as Johnny and Buttercup knew, trying to track enemies like those down would be a hopeless wild goose chase. The two youths were taken to the nearby infirmary, the nurse scratching her head to find that neither one was the least bit injured.

The super-powers, Johnny noted. This was getting weirder and weirder by the minute. Not only was there the mystery of the mighty combat abilities that had coursed so fleetingly through his own body… but the astonishing fact that underneath Buttercup's immature, tantrum-happy exterior there was fearsome and battle-ready warrior. It certainly made Johnny look upon the child in a whole new light-- she seemed so much more mysterious, and maybe even mythic, than before. Just where had she come from?

His train of thought was interrupted by the sound of Professor Tartakovsky's footfalls as he waddled along the now-crowded hall towards them. Johnny's eyes crept up from the floor to meet with him. The man's usually smiling face was apologetic and grim, and in place of the bulky staff roster was a pair of empty hands.
"I am sorry, little Buttercup. I look all morning, but I did not find the professor you have been searching for."
Buttercup pursed her lips. "Then we'll just go to the next university…" she proclaimed with a tinge of panic in her words. "Won't we?" She looked up to Johnny.

He sighed. "I… look, Squirt. It's kinda hard to find someone if you don't even know their name. Going through all the universities in the county alone could take months." The wide eyed little girl's lower lip involuntarily began to wobble.
"Maybe we could file a missing person report with the police…" Johnny suggested.
"No!" Buttercup cried. "Not the police, please."
The tone of her voice commanded Johnny to heed her wish. Tartakovsky raised a dubious eyebrow, but Johnny was now too convinced of the child's plight to suspect her of being some kind of fraud or criminal. The only thing that aroused his interest was still the question of what on Earth his super-powered little ward's origins were.

They exited the university, Johnny tugging a straggling Buttercup along by the hand. "Where to now, then?" She asked him.
"Well, since you don't wanna go to the cops, we better call off the search until we've got a better plan. I can't go back to school today, 'cuz the teachers'd totally eat me alive for playing hooky. And we can't go home, Kaasan is there and she'd have a cow too."
Not knowing where to go, Johnny stopped in the middle of the footpath and looked up at the skyline hopelessly.
"Y'know, Squirt, sometimes I really hate this city."


Wretched minions! How dare they have pounced on the boy like that!
Him calmed himself then, just enough to reflect that his two lieutenants were too simple and unquestioning to have done anything different during the battle that morning. Even so, it filled his heart with bile to think that they had no qualms at all about injuring young Johnny-a child so crucial to their task. He tried to feel the same of Lord Alecto, who had been the one to issue the questionable orders… but he couldn't. Whatever failings that man had were more than made up for in his brilliance, his elegance, his enterprising. There was no distinction in Him's mind between Alecto and God.

And as such, Him wasn't about to let him down. If his Lord wanted Buttercup delivered to him, that's what he would get. It mattered little that his lieutenants were too injured to fight now, in fact Him was glad that they would finally be out of the way.
At last, Him was going to go after the girl who had eluded him for so long-and this time, he was going to do it on his own terms.


"Oooh!" Sandy squealed. "I didn't know you had a little sister!"
Johnny groaned. "I wish people would stop calling her that."
"Actually, Buttercup-chan is our neighbour." Michiko informed cheerfully, setting plates upon the crowded table. "She eats with us because her father works long hours."
"And my sisters have rocket science and brain surgery classes after school." The girl added assuredly.
The grown-ups at the table swapped an odd look between them.

It was Monday evening, and Johnny and his two classmates had been involved in study group for the afternoon. He had managed to keep Buttercup out of their hair by sticking her in front of his family's television. Not the most responsible of actions, but at least it was a place where she would be safe.
Johnny had spent the weekend reading mountains of medical journals in an effort to find some helpful information on amnesia. If he could manage to unlock Buttercup's memory, it would make their search for the elusive Professor a lot easier. It was sad that the girl was so far gone that she couldn't even recall her own last name.

But at the moment, it was kind of hard to pity her. Her face messy with clumps of sticky rice, she was elaborating on stories of her imaginary 'family' downstairs and their evermore fantastic feats. Sandy, Sara and Johnny' parents listened in, not convinced of her fibbing for a second but utterly charmed by the tyke's mannerisms and imagination. Johnny found it simply disgusting.

"So what happened then?" Sara asked, an amused grin sitting upon her face.
"Well, Blossom and I couldn't stop the chalk monsters, no matter how hard we beat 'em up… but then Bubbles got up from the ground, ran into the classroom and got some chalk. Then she went up to the nasty frowny monsters and drew smiley faces and hearts and rainbows on 'em and stuff. Then BLAM!-"
Buttercup violently swung her arm, accidentally coming into contact with her glass of juice and spilling it all over Johnny's dinner plate.
"Hey!" The boy wailed.

"Oh, Buttercup…" Michiko cooed, shuffling over to her seat. "Did you spill your juice, you poor thing?" She leant over to the child and picked up the cup, dabbing at the wet tabletop with a dishrag.
"Here, I'll get you some more!" Sara offered, and leant over to fetch the juice jug, knocking yet another cup over into Johnny's drowned meal.
The boy glumly watched random slivers of vegetable and beef bob about in their sweet, sticky sea and quietly whimpered.
"What about my dinner?"
"Oh honestly, Johnathan, I think you're old enough to clean up your own mess." Michiko clucked, still hovering over Buttercup.
"But… but…" Johnny's mouth dropped open in astonishment and disgust. "She was the one who knocked it over!" He pointed to the pint-sized culprit.
Buttercup narrowed her eyes-what a jealous, vindictive jerk he was being. Time to play hardball.

Scrunching up tiny fists and girlish features, Buttercup's face promptly went red as she exploded in a shrill show of staged tears.
"WaaaaaaaaahJohnnydoesn'tlikemeanymoooooooooooore!"
As one, the three women at the table 'Awwww'ed and rushed to Buttercup's side, coddling maternal instincts awakened by the upset tot.
"Johnny, how could you be so mean!" Sandy chided. "She really likes you!"
Johnny swore he could see a smug grin tug slightly at the side of Buttercup's mouth as Sandy turned her back to look at him.
"Kinishi nai, Buttercup-chan, let's get you your juice to settle you down." Michiko took her in her arms and delivered a harsh parental glare to her son.
"I didn't do anything…" was Johnny's flabbergasted, obsolete protest.
He flopped back in his seat and stared at the gratuitous scene. After a while, he turned to his father.
"Are chicks always like that with little kids?"
Sam said nothing, but lowered his head, gave his son an empathetic pat on the back and sighed.


To Be Continued. . .