FEAR FACTOR WITH AN RK TWIST(is that the title? Can't remember.)

So...yea. Fear Factor With An RK Twist.

Or is it Fear Factor With A RK Twist?(would you shut it?)

I know words after 'An' only starts with a,e,i,o,u, but it sounds abit weird when you say 'A' before 'RK'...doesn't it?

OKAY, this chapter:

Ah? Stupid Machinery? And Twins?

Disclaimer: I do not own it. What's IT, you ask? Well, IT is I---(SHUT UP!!!)... Okay. IT is Rurouni Kenshin. HAPPPPYY????

Listening to Inuyasha's Jouggen No Tsuki.

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"Where in the hell is this place??" Sanosuke looked around his surroundings.

"Uhh...Sano...I don't think this is hell..."Kenshin voiced timidly.

"Argh, forget it. Why is it so cool here?"

The gang was inside an empty office. It's cool because of the air- conditioning, but...

"I know!! We will use that weird thing Mr. Mad-Guy gave us!!" Misao suggested.

'Mr. Mad-Guy'(A/N: Grrrr... How DARE you call me that??) is actually the person whose speech is always in capital letters(me!). If you are reading this without reading the first chapter, shoo. AND as I was saying, Before the gang arrived here, I gave them something GOOD. It looks like a small digital cam. If you capture the scene or thing you don't understand or know, then it will interpret it for you. Like, in speech. Only normal people can't hear, so it'll be like you are holding a digital camera.

Taking The Good Thing(that's what it's called) out of his pocket, Aoshi clicked the button when the screen focused on the source of the unknown wind...The air-conditioner.

"That is the AIR CONDITIONER. Repeat after me, the AIR CONDITIONER---" The machine began with a funny voice.

"Tell me what it does before I smash you." Aoshi fixed his cold blue eyes to the poor shivering machine. Or is it vibrating?

"Awwww man, you guys are no fun." When The Good Thing saw Aoshi's eyes narrowing, he coughed and continued in a more professional voice, "The AIR CONDITIONER(glare from Aoshi) makes its surrounding cool. You don't see a lot of it in Japan, because it is cool enough, but most air-con brands come from Japan. See, like Fujitsu, Mitsubishi Electronics...Okay, I'll stop. It makes the surrounding cool by-" Just then, at that very moment, a woman came walking into the office.

"Ahhh...It's soooo hot...I'm glad there's the air-con here. I was going to sweat a puddle!" Then, spotting the gang, she blushed and said, "Forgive me, but may I help you?"

"Ah? Sessha thought that the 'air-conditioner' came from the outside air..." Kenshin oroed.

Uh oh.

"Huh? Are you from the ancient times or somethin'? The air-conditioner came from the air, only they made it cold(don't bother correcting me. I am too darn stupid.)!"

Everyone started sweatdropping heavily, (only Aoshi. Of course.) thinking of her reaction if she KNEW that they WERE from the ancient times. Or to them, the ancient times anyway.

The gang glared at Aoshi's pocket, and the THING inside it began vibrating again.

"Whatever. You people are coming for the special episode right? The one that has the rules that all six of you must pass the three stunts, right?" The woman asked.

"Yeah, we are. May we know the proper rules? I mean, we are new to this. SOMEBODY(glares at me) dropped us into this mess..." Misao spoke up.

Literally, everyone thought.

"Okay, okay. Tomorrow, you will be leaving for a three-day trip to Hawaii. There, your three unknown stunts will take place. Understand? Your lodgings are settled."

"What lodgings?" Kaoru asked.

"Why, the place you stay in of course. It's in Ritz Carlton(wow). A five- star hotel where there will be three beds for each room. Girls with girls and boys with boys. Complete with a sky-view spa for both genders on the top floor."

"Woah...That's so cool! Right, Kenshin?" Kaoru smiled happily. Kenshin smiled too and nodded. All of them knew what a 'spa' and 'five-star' is because of the information installed into their brains(refer to chapter 1).

"Yeah, so all of you will stay there for three days four nights.That's..."

"That's what?" Everybody widened their eyes in anticipation.

"That's...All I know."

Everybody started to fall down anime-style.

"What? Why did all of you fall down? Are you all right?"

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The gang was walking(oooohh...tiring.) to the airport. How, I don't know.

Misao ran up to Aoshi, who was leading the way using The Good Thing.

"Aoshi-sama, can I borrow that for a while, please?"

"I am not 'THAT', I am the almighty The Good-"

Aoshi nodded and threw Misao the small piece of machine. ("Ahhh! Don't throw me around!!")

Misao held it in front of her and asked, "Yo, where's our luggage? We can't go anywhere for three days without a single change of clothing!"

The others, hearing her, nodded in agreement.

"I don't do this kind of things, just ask somebody you know-"

"Just tell me where it is before I kick your sorry ass." Misao said dangerously to the poor machine.

"Misao, uh, if you don't mind, you are acting like Aoshi..." Sanosuke ventured.

"Who, ME?" Both Aoshi and Misao whirled around, stopping in their tracks.

"Yep, peas in a pod." Everyone agreed.

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They finally stopped teasing the blushing Misao and the stoic Aoshi and found out where their missing lugguge was. Apparantly, Mr. Mad-Guy already checked them into the Ritz Carlton. So, now they were in the airport, trying to figure out what to do.

"Hmmmm...shoganaiwa ne(there's no other way)...I'll just have to use my beauty and charm to get people(guys) to help us..." Megumi's fox ears popped out of her head.

"We'll help!!" both Kaoru and Misao grinned.

"Okay...demo, you'll stay quiet, I do the talking!" Megumi winked.

The gang sighed. There was no other way except to trust Megumi's beauty.

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"Escuse me sir, would you be ever so kind as to help us damsels in distress? We kind of need to board the NorthWest Airlines. NW477. Do you know where to go?" All three of them, Misao Megumi and Kaoru tapped on his shoulder.

The man turned around, and they gasped. It was an exact replica of Soujirou!

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CLIFFFFFFYYYY!!!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

If you don't understand some of the questions, then review or email me! My email is in my personal profile! Okay?

I know this chapter sucked, and it was so lame, but I can't help it. I AM lame.

FYI, The Good Thing is actually another version of me. Anything that is related to Mr. Mad Guy is MEEE!!!

I am really sorry for the cliffy and 'GOMENASAIIII' to those people who were looking forward to the first stunt. Don't worry, I got it planned out! So I think it will be out pretty quick!

I am really sorry if this chapter didn't come up to standard. More romance(definitely.OHOHOHOHOHO) on the future chapters!!

I want DarkFairy to update on Part Of Your World...*pouts* Its my fave(almost) fic EVER!!!!