Kay guys. It was a¡Klet's see¡K.Nine and a half months since I updated.

Once more, I am really really really really really really sorry. And did you know I typed that in two seconds?

I just wrote something angsty, so I am fully up to good ol' humour now. I know someone lame like me can never write angst, but you'll be surprised. And I cry at my own fics. That's how lame-o I am ^.^

Chapter Three: The First Stunt (I am going to write this as I go, so forgive me if it is as shitty as my mom's pie(no offence mom).)

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"Soujirou!" They all screamed.

"Ummmmm its SouJIrou actually. Take care of the phanatics. They can fail your oral exams." SouJIrou smiled happily.

Misao, Kaoru and Megumi just stared. And question marks started popping one by one above their heads.

"Ummmmmm ladies can I help you?"

Megumi, who was more dignified, started speaking in a relatively calm manner. "Don't you have ANY recollection of us?"

"UMMMMMMM well to be honest with you, that braid-girl looks like my wife."

"WIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????!!!!!!!!"

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In the end they gave up and looked for another person. This one gave them the directions most willingly. They managed to get on the plane on time and arrived at Hawaii.

By then, the gang were really tired and had no cash, no bath, no nothing. They longed to get to the hotel, but to walk all the way there again?!

Sanosuke started to yell to the sky.

"OIIIII!!!!!! YOU CRAZY OL' FELLA FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOMETHIN'!!! CAN YOU TAKE US TO THE HOTEL? WE ARE DEAD TIRED! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD TIRED!!!!"

There was silence, followed by another booming voice.

"YOU! YOU ROOSTER HEAD! ONLY I CAN USE CAPITAL LETTERS TO SPEAK! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA! AND WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANTED?"

"We wanted a lift to the hotel."

"OH. SAY SO EARLIER! ALAZAMMMMM!!!!!!!"

Once again there is a dramatic spinning of the screen.

Everyone blacked out.

~*~

When they got there, they checked in and plopped themselves onto the bed eagerly after a long hot shower.

Next day was a big day.

A BIG day in deed¡K¡KMuahahahhahaha!!!

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Misao woke up first, used to waking up early. However, she is not a morning person.

"WHAT THE **** AM I DOING HERE??? AND THIS BED IS TOO SOFT! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT(A/N: A TV, my dear)??? AND WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE?!!!" Actually it was Megumi and Kaoru, but she was in a MOOD, you see. You are entitled to speak in Capital Letters when in MOODS.

Megumi's eyes painfully twitched as she had a nightmare of a screaming weasel. And of her bursting eardrums.

Kaoru merely ducked under the blanket.

Misao, wondering what the hell was wrong with her, jumped out of bed. And she stared at the bedsheet.

On it was a BIG, RED, STAIN.

"SHGIEORUHSGPIDJAPDSMOHGOUGHEUHROYTHSFKJ!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Coming out of the hotel room were three beautiful ladies. However, something was strange about these beautiful ladies.

Firstly, Megumi had dark circles under her eyes. She was wearing a pair of earmuffs, even though it was summer and she was dressed in summer clothing.

Secondly, Kaoru looked as radiant as ever. Now THAT was weird.

Thirdly, Misao was having one of her moods. She couldn't help it ¡V she has her period. But still the noise that comes out of her vocal cords is AMAZING¡K..BIZARRE¡K..AMAZING¡K..FANTASTIC¡K..

Okay I'll be honest. She was LOUD.

"HEY WHERE ARE THE GUYS? THEY SHOULD BE AWAKE BY NOW. IT IS 4AM ALREADY!! TOO LATE FOR ME!"

There were already thumps behind the hotel doors indicating the fainting of the sleeping people.

Megumi had to resort to sticking tape over her mouth. It was worse.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFTTTFFFMMMMMIIIIII!!!!!"

People began complaining to the hotel staff about lousy loud air-conditioners.

After much NOISE, they finally managed to pull Misao back into the room.

~*~7am~*~

RIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!

Aoshi, who was awake, answered the hotel phone.

"Hello."

"HI! THIS IS THE MORNING CALL BY YOURS TRULY. PLEASE ASK THE OTHER TWO NINCOMPOOPS TO WAKE UP. THANKS!"

"¡K.."

"Beeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp----"

Aoshi looked at the phone. He had a strange desire to eat it up. Shaking his head, he shook the two 'nincompoops' lightly. Kenshin, who usually does not sleep at all, seemed to be wanting the sleep the rest of his life away.

Sanosuke¡K..well let's just say he is more of a pig than a rooster.

Aoshi contemplated on what to do in this kind of situation. An idea formed in his head.

"Oh look! There's Kaoru and Megumi pole dancing!" Aoshi said, which was very unlike him.

Oh man, you should see the results¡K..

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Three very much awake bishounens walked out of the hotel, followed by three not-so-awake bishoujos. Misao was still in a MOOD, but with Aoshi's commanding prescence she only spoke a little.

I think.

They reached the venue after MUCH embarrassment. There they were greeted by the host.

"Hel-LO, ladies and gentlemen! Now, just sit there, and the camera will be shooting you. No, not that 'shooting', it's like filming. No, you won't die, Miss Makimachi. You needn't worry."

Misao breathed a loud sigh of relief.

When they settled down and the usual music thingy finished, they had to introduce themselves.

"HI! I'M MISAO! JUST CALL ME MISAO! AND UMMMMMM I LIKE TO EAT AND MOST OF ALL I LIKE AOSHI!!!! OH AND BY THE WAY I'M SIXTEEN. HEY! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING! DO I LOOK 12 TO YOU?"

"He-hello. I am erm Kenshin. Kenshin Himura. I love swordfigh- oh sorry I love doing the laundry. I get very interesting GARMENTS ouch! Kaoru-dono you gave them to me yourself!"

"NO I DIDN'TYes, Kaoru here. I'm a cute 17-year old, but too bad I'm taken.*wink* I do wonderful cooking. Its really really good. You should try it."

"*Cough*don'tyou'llkillyourself*Cough* Hi, call me Sano the wonderful roosterhead-hey did I just SAY that?"

"OhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoMegumiOhohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho."

"¡K..Shinomori¡K.."

"Uh yes o-KAY, so we have these very SPECIAL group of people coming down here. They ALL have to pass the stunts, so lets wish them luck!

"First they all have to eat this bowl of live crickets by one minute. All of them share this bowl. If they don't cooperate and eat at least ten each, then bye-bye to them." The host has this very very irritating smirk on his face.

The bowl of horrible crickets was presented to them.

"Ready, set, GO!"

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Misao grabbed five and stuffed it into her mouth. "MMMM THIS IS TASTY!"

Aoshi ate one by one in magnificent speed. "I eat this every time I go camping."

Kenshin happily chewed on one and said, "Oro, this isn't so bad after all."

Kaoru, seeing Kenshin eat, ate them also. Whatever Kenshin does, she will do it too. ^^

Megumi daintily munched on one. "This was in my love potion. Ohohohohoho!"

Sanosuke was gobbling and slobbering all over the crickets. "I'm hungry. And anything but Kaoru's cooking will do."

The smirk on the host's face was wiped off when they finished in twenty seconds.

"Ohmigod¡K..*clears throat* Well, congratulations! You got to the second round!"

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Hello readers! I know this chapter was reallreally lame, and I might get some flames for this. But I don't care! Had much fun writing.

I am really really sorry for the delay, and I doubt my old readers are reading this anymore. Well, I really hope someone will be reading this anyway.

Due to some idiotic policy I can't reply to your reviews here, so feel very free to email me and I'll answer your questions! And I know there will be many¡K..-_-

My email is phoenixthe1st@hotmail.com.

MoonPhoenix.

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