HARPY (EVIL) PICTURES LTD
in association with
LADY BELEGWEN LIGHTNINGBLADE
presents
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King Kashue
and
The Holy Grail

King Kashu ik den Hølie Gräilen
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Written and performed by:
Mabry Slemmons
Kashue of Flaim
Etoh of Zaxon
Parn of Zaxon
Woodchuck of Allania
Slayn of Zaxon

Røten nik Akten Di
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With:
Naba of Valis
Tessius of Valis
Bob of Marmo
Smetty of Marmo
Fahn of Vali
Beld of Marmo
Cecil of Kanon

Wik
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Also Appearing:
Pirotess of Marmo
Ashram of Marmo

Alsø Wik
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Also Also Appearing:
Shadam of Flaim Filmor of Zaxon
Marfa of Godliness Zact of Zaxon
Wort of Flaim Karla of Kastoll
Neese of Valis Leylia of Valis
Ghim of Mountain Shiris of Flaim
Orson of Flaim Deedlit of Forest
Fianna of Valis Vagnado of Marmo
Maar of Zaxon Spark of Flaim
Leaf of Zaxon Garrik of Flaim
Rina of Flaim Aldonova of Valis
Greevus of Flaim

Alsø Alsø Wik
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Camera Operator Flessan Flarson
Camera Focua Diarmuid dan Ailell
Camera Assistant Sam Gamgee
Camera Grip Lark Talaysen
Chargehand Electrician B. Oredom
Lighting Fanfiction Lightning Service LTD
Hubris and Son LTD
Tech No Color
Rostrum Cameraman Kelson Haldane

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Cefirø this yër?
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Sound Recordist Evan Locke
Sound Mixer Angarhad Gwyn
Boom Swinger Schmendrick Magis
Sound Maintenance Regis Hastur
Sound Assistant Richard Rahl
Dubbing Editor Lucifer Morningstar
Assistant Editors Tarma shena Talesedrin, Mathew Montrell
Rand al Thor, Aurian Forgottenname
Eleret Forgottenname, Draco Malfoy
Sound Effects Durathror

See the løveli øceans
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Assistant Art Director Sandtiger Stessa, The
Construction Manager Isaac Newton, Sir
Carpenters Achmed the Snake, Esmerelda Weatherwax
Painter Mara Jade
Stagehand Alessan bar Valentin
Rigger Caius Crispus

And mäni interesting hazerds
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With Special Extra Thanks to:
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Eric Idle
Terry Gilliam
Terry Jones
Michael Palin
Joe Saunders
David Slemmons
Ryo Mizuno
Brendan Agnew
Leisha Delleray
Athony Smith
Robin Smith
Meghan Brennan

Made Entirely on location in Lodoss at Valis Castle, Wort's Tower, Flaim, Zaxon, Marmo, Moss Castle, The Forest of No Return, Kanon

By Harpy(Evil) Pictures Limited (Hell, Ninth Level, Suite 666)
Copyright (c) To no one, because it was all pinched. No rights reserved.

The Characters and Incidents portrayed the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, charactersm and history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional--Signed, Terry Brooks

Including the majestik mecha
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Songs Menolly
Additional Music Delilah Stessa

A mecha ønce sqashed my sister . . .
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Costume Designer Random Amber

No realli! She was karving her initials øn the mecha with her light saber given her by Løki Skywalker--her brother-in-law--an Oslo hero and star of many Norwegian movies. The Høt Hands of a Jedi My Saber is Bigger Return of the Evil Credits . . .
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We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
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Mynd you mecha sqashing kan be pretty nasti . . .
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We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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Production Manager Belgarion Rivason
Assistant Director Polgara
Special Effects Belgarath
Choreography Vella Vettia
Fight Director Arthur Pendragon
Period Consultant Myrrddin Embrys
Make-up Artists Liselle Velvet, Kheldar Silk
Special Effects Photography Eriand Deific
Animation Assistance Pablo Picasso, Walt Disney
Mechas Programmed by Clef, Gendo Ikari
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Designer The Dark Lord
Mecha Choreography Heero Yuui
Miss Slemmons' Mechas By Rei Ayanami
Mecha Programmed to Mix
Cement and Sign Complicated
Insurance Forms Shinesman Salmon Pink
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Mecha Noses Wiped By Shinji Ikari
Large Mecha on the Left-hand
Side of the Screen in the Third
Scene from the End, Given a
Thorough Grounding in Latin,
French, and level Geography
By Mokona
Suggestive Poses for the Mechas
Suggested By Urd
Antler-care By Kasumi Tendo
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The directors of the frim hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
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Executive Producer Mabry Slemmons and the Wonder Dragon
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Producer Mabry Slemmons
Assisted By Smaug, Puff the Magic Dragon, Pyrite, Farenath, Melgasia
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Directed by
40 Hungarian Horntails
6 Third Edition Copper Dragons
142 Norwegian Ridgebacks
14 Third Edition Green Dragons
Smog
7600 Dracolichs From Hell and Purgatory
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