A/N: Yet another chapter, thanks for the feed back guys! Story wouldn't be here with out you Romy fans! Anyway these characters don't belong to me, bla, bla, bla, I'm not making any money bla, bla, bla, and more senseless droning, bla, bla, bla.
UnMedicated One – yea I know what's up with that? If I wanted cancer (no laughing matter my friend has it! L ) then I'd go out in the sun. I've actually reached the point where I hiss and claw at things when ever they drag me outside lol, I'm referred to as the creature in the cellar, cause that's where our computer is. I aim to please!
Rogue77 – Gotta love the Romyness, I live on the stuff, lol, and yes I know I'm sad! I just can't afford the help that's needed to make me sane again, so I live like this!
Caliente – I'm glad you like, like I said I aim to please. Your name doesn't look as familiar as the others, have you reviewed before? Or am I going crazy? Probably the latter!
Ishandahalf – Hehehe, I'm glad you like the sneakiness. I think you were the one that gave me the link to that sinister thingy, even though I couldn't get the page thanks for the help anyway, I might use those dictionary things though! I'm not sure thought. But big thanks!
"Come on petite." He said as he held out his gloved hand for her to take. She eyed his hand and then stared at him like he was mad, "Ya agreed remember!" Said Remy as he nudged her hand with his, "Rem, I don't want t' . ."
"Come on chere ya promised." He said giving her his best puppy dog eyes. "Do ah have t'?" She asked as he grabbed her hand and dragged her off. "So ya goin' t' get dat under wear now?" Asked Remy as she smacked him over the head with her free hand. "Jus' askin'!" He stated as he raised his hands and held them up in mocked surrender, "So dat where we goin' den?" – recap.
"No! No, no, no!"
"Awww come on ya'd look so good in dat!" She raised an eyebrow, "Remy, ah told ya'll no!"
"Come on chere, Dis belle piece of clothing for a belle femmine!" She eyed the 'clothing' suspiciously, "That's the problem Remy! It's literally a piece, where'd the rest go?"
"Chere dis be sexy, ya know kinda thin' dat make men crawl at ya feet!"
"Ah've enough trouble with the one ah've got crawlin' at mah feet right now!" She said as she snatched the thing and put it back. "An' besides it's not like anyone actually gets anywhere near mah underwear t' care!"
"Dat why all ya underwear be lace an' in a sexy black?" Her mouth dropped as she spotted him gawking at the back of the thong she was wearing, "Remy I swear t' god if ya keep lookin' at mah underwear ah'm gonna kill ya, literally. Ah'm gonna grab ya round the neck and squeeze till ya stop breatin'!"
"Be de best way t' go, non? At de hands of a belle femmine!" She rolled her eyes and picked up another article of clothing. "Is there anything ah can say that won't turn ya on or give ya'll more pleasure?" She asked as he grabbed another 'thing' from the rack.
"Non!" She eye'd the thing in his hands, "Remy what is that? Ah mean how would ya even get it on?"
"Chere jus' believe Remy when he says ya don' wanna know, an' its de getting' it off part Remy worry 'bout!" He stated as he quickly shoved the article back, "Rem, why don't ya go get somethin' for yaself?" She asked as they wondered past the men's section. "non, Remy fully stocked back home!"
"How about these!" She practically squealed as she picked up a pair of boxers with playing card prints all over them. "Chere, ya drawin' a lot o' attention, over here." He whispered as he tried to smile at all the people staring at them. 'If ah have t' pretend t' be his girlfriend he's gonna at least have t' go through hell t'!' She thought as she smiled innocently at him, his only response was a doubtful look.
"So what size are ya?" she asked the innocent smile turning to her best attempt at an innocent smirk. "Chere, mayb' we should jus' get ya stuff now an' leave." He suggested as he tried to drag the girl over to the counter. "But Rem, ah want t' get ya'll somethin'!" She stated as she refused to be dragged along. "Den get somethin' for John or Pitor, jus' not Remy!"
"Where's the fun in that?" She asked the innocent smirk replaced by a cunning one. "Besides ya bein' so nice t' meh ah feel ah should do somethin' nice back!" She said as a couple of people whispered "Awww, isn't that sweet?" They both smiled charming at the people.
"What like kill Remy from embarrassment?" He whispered through gritted teeth. "Funny that's what ah thought ya were tryin' t' do t' meh?" she whispered as she smiled pleasantly at the man who walked past them. "Okay, okay, chere?" He practically screamed as she reached form a pair of y-fronts with barney on the front. "Okay what swamp rat?" She said raising an eyebrow, "We can get a pair of boxers, and then we leave!" She sighed and reached for the y-fronts. "Okay, We can get a pair of boxers wit a print on 'em jus' as long as dey ain't Barney!"
"Fahne!" She said as she pointed to a row of orange ones with a picture of Jake from the tweenies on the front. (A/N: if you don't know who they are believe me your not missing much, unless your like three years old!)
"Chere, non!" He whined, "nothin' wit a kids TV show character on the front, please?"
"Oh, all right, fine! Ya can have the ones with the playin' cards on, surely ya'll like 'em?"
"Be better if dey had a picture of dis belle femmine on dem!" He said as he reached out and grabbed her gloved hand, and pulled her towards him. "Believe meh swamp rat mah face will neva be that close t' ya groin!" She said as she pulled away from his grip.
"Chere?" She eyed him suspiciously as he picked out the right size, "Thanks for givin' Remy de image!" Her mouth dropped open and her eyes widened as he began to laugh, "Yep, dat it chere it need t' be open dat wide!" (A/N: sounds just like my boyfriend! Ugh!) She quickly shut her mouth and glared at him. "Only if ya want a limp one fer the rest o' ya life!" (A/N: no idea how that'd feel for a guy seeing as I'm a girl!) She smirked as his mouth dropped open this time and his hand automatically went to his groin. He then quickly moved his hand to his mouth, looking like he was going to be sick.
"Ya ok Cajun?" She asked worriedly. "Chere dat was one image Remy don' need in his head!" He stated as he dragged her over to the counter still looking a little green, "Can we go now chere?" He asked as he leaned against the counter for support.
"Hey what took you two so long?" Asked John as he jumped around, glancing between the paled Remy and Rogue, who was trying to comfort him. "Huh? Oh, swamp rat had t' rush t' the loo!" She stated as she glanced back worriedly to Remy, "Ya ok, Rem?" She asked quietly. "Yea, Remy fine he jus' need t' sit down!"
"Pitor, ya drivin'!" She stated as she flung open the jeep door and helped Remy in before jumping in next to him. Pitor got into the drivers seat and John slowly dragged himself into the passenger seat. Mumbling about it being his turn to drive. The other three exchanged a quick glance at John's mumblings and were glare that Remy had suddenly decided her felt sick.
During the drive to the pick up point Remy had picked up and was no longer asking Pitor to stop every ten minuets. "Ah'm sorry Rem, ah didn't mean t' put any images int' ya head!" She stated as she stared down at her fingers. "It's ok chere, Remy shouldn't be so imaginative!" He said as he tilted his head to try and look at the girl. "'sides, some o' those images weren't dat bad!" He said as he snatched her hand up in his, "Ya know chere Remy thin' ya be good at 'em anyway!"
"Swamp rat!" She smiled as she playfully punched him in the arm. "What? Remy can dream can' he?" she jus' smiled at him as he grinned back.
"Ah guess it's better comin' from ya'll than John." She said as she nodded at the teenager in the front of the jeep. His head hanging over the arm of his chair, not a bump in the road waking him up as he continually hit his head on the chair arm. Drool hanging from his mouth and making its way towards the chair arm. "Guess de trip must have warn him out." Said Pitor as he quickly glanced back at the two in the review mirror, "He never stopped jumping around and dancing!"
"Ah don't care what he neva stopped doin' just remind meh neva t' sit in that seat again!" she said as she cringed at the drool, "Remy think mayb' next time we leave him behind." Remy said as they all nodded in agreement.
A/N: Phew! Another chapter done! Aren't you proud? Awww poor little John, he's so sweet! I can't believe they killed him off in the comics! That was just mean! I mean Legacy virus, come John deserves better than that! And then he joined magneto in X2, this year was not John's year! But still I'm even more obsessed with Gambit so if they put him in X3, like that's going to happen, I shall be happy! Note that Essential x-men 103 only came out this month in England or at least mine did, so John died this year instead of whenever! Anyway I've updated so now it's your turn to review. Sorry if this chapter seems shorter than the others, it's just that my A/N was so long that I couldn't write anymore!