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Chapter 11: You never got this pitch on Career day….
O'Neill sauntered casually up to Buffy in the infirmary, he had been cleared by Janet long enough for Hammond to find him and have a quiet word with him, and now it was Buffy's turn to get the 'piss me off, and I'll use Cleopatra's needle' treatment from the Doctor.
"So, Buffy, You need a job?"
"Oh, yes"
"Fancy working here, and kicking Goa'uld butt?"
"Can I bring a few friends?"
"Who?"
"Oh, just Xander and Dawn, Giles is too busy setting up the Slayers Council and he really needs Willows help, Dawn will probably join them as soon as she is of age and Xander, well…" Buffy paused, "Doc, can you do anything about missing eyes?"
Frasier looked up startled, "Missing Eyes?"
"As in got put out by a psychotic minion of the first evil meant on opening the hellmouth and bringing hell on earth and the end of days former priest"
Frasier checked Buffy's forehead, nope, not running a fever, so why was she talking about hellmouths and the end of days?
"Okay" O'Neill said to Buffy, his eyes wide, "That wasn't in the briefing"
Buffy sighed, "He came this close to succeeding, lost a lot of people in that one" she shrugged "The world is safe from that hellmouth, but Sunnydale paid the price"
Buffy turned back to Doctor Frasier, "So?"
"Our Allies the Asgard have that ability; we would have to call in a favour…"
"Cool, so you wanna give me the pitch, cos career day I spent with the prison guards…"
O'Neill smothered a smile as he imagined the prisoners faces as they tried anything with Buffy, then laughed out loud as Ferreti, having listened to the whole thing, struck the mock pompous pose of the dedicated king and country recruiter;
"Do you strive for a life of adventure? Is getting attacked by vastly superior numbers of Jaffa a turn on? Is saving the world in your blood?" Ferreti said, his voice screaming insincerity and mock pompousness "If so, join the SGC, the adventure begins here!"
Buffy laughed out loud as he switched to the overly fast tone of a radio presenter saying his disclaimers "Note, Snakeheads and NID need not apply, SGC does not accept liability for injury, death or getting snaked whilst on duty, terms and conditions apply, see inside of a high security prison cell for details"