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Chapter 12: Buffy Phone Home…
When Buffy had finally got her laughter under control, she turned to Colonel O'Neill and asked;
"So, there a phone her I can call home with or do I have to wait for Willow to come looking for me?"
"WILLOW!?! Looking for you?!? Here!?!"
Frasier, Ferreti and Buffy watched bemused as Colonel O'Neill, fearless warrior and defeater of the Goa'uld panicked.
"Please please tell me the security cameras are getting this?" Ferreti burst out.
"Geez, anyone would think he knew about the Darth Willow incident" Buffy said, her voice think with irony, which quickly turned to anger as O'Neill's ashen suddenly quiet face turned to Buffy.
"You Knew?!?" Buffy spat out.
"Excuse me?" Ferreti said, one hand raised questioningly, "Darth Willow?"
"Colonel O'Neill" Fraiser shivered as the temperature in the room dropped, "You have 15 seconds to explain how you knew about that incident before I get medieval on your arse"
"Medieval?" Ferreti whispered to Fraiser.
"I was thinking a maybe a maypole and Morris dancers where the Doc won't be able to remove them"
Ferreti looked mildly impressed by the threat.
"Initiative, checked up occasionally, was in town for the Darth Willow incident, but couldn't do anything to help" O'Neill switched to a low mumble "'cept call in a B2"
"Enhanced hearing remember" Buffy dryly replied, "What's a B2?"
"Strategic Bomber, generally reserved for Nukes only"
Buffy turned from O'Neill in shock, looking carefully at Ferreti to see if he was lying, he wasn't, she turned slowly back to O'Neill, "They were gonna nuke Sunnydale?!?"
O'Neill nodded unhappily, Buffy let out a whoosh of air, "Well, the only reason I ain't handing you your arse now is because I got chapter and verse on the whole 'one town better than the entire world' when the first came to visit, but this is definitely gonna be an interesting call home"