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Chapter 14: Xander at the StarGate.

"Okay" Xander said as they stepped off the final elevator into the SGC, "Exactly how far down does this place go?"

"Put it this way, the interesting stuff is on level 28, and there are more levels below that" O'Neill replied.

"I wouldn't want to have to use shovels to dig this place out"

Sam choked, "That would only take you about 78 years non-stop digging"

Sam looked off-put by all the odd looks she was getting, "I was bored one day, okay?"

Xander turned to O'Neill, "Bored geeks"

"Scary" O'Neill added, agreeing, they both shuddered.

"Hey!"

"Should I be worried about how much alike Xander and O'Neill are acting at the moment?" Buffy put in, glancing at the pair of them.

"Very"

"The original Mr. Laconic huh? You and Oz would get along fine"

"I have no intention of meeting the Wizard of Oz, despite O'Neill's frequent references to him"

Buffy choked back laughter, "I didn't mean the Wizard, he's a fictional character anyway. We had a friend named Oz, you could drop a nuke in his lap and his last word would probably be 'huh'"

"Sounds like a most interesting person, honourable warrior"

"Especially around the full moon"

"I have heard of this; however I do not understand how the phases of the moon can affect a person's behaviour"

"Oz is a werewolf"

Teal'c gave that a moments thought, the replied "Indeed"

"Excuse me?!"

"That's impossible; the human form could not transform like that and survive"

"Well, there are numerous mentions of Lycanthropy, as far back as…"

Buffy turned to a highly amused Xander, "Ever get the idea the idea they might react exactly the same way to most things we usually deal with"

Xander put a finger to his chin and struck a thoughtful pose, "Would they react to Vampires, Demons, Hellmouths, your deaths, and the end of days"

They turned and looked at the stupefied expressions on the faces of SG-1, and said "Naahhhh!" in unison, before falling down laughing.

"Why do I get the feeling we are going to be putting up with a lot of this?"

"Because you are a most perceptive man, Daniel Jackson"