Chapter 22: Lessons: Paper Work or Even Teal'c avoids this stuff!
"Okay, you have a choice, we can cover paperwork" O'Neill looked more than vaguely disgusted, "or we can goof off, find something fun to do, what do you say?"
"Uhmmm… aren't we supposed to learn all this stuff, I mean we will need to write reports and stuff" Willow asked, confused.
"Only if you cannot avoid it, Miss Rosenburg" Teal'c intoned, distaste in his voice. Apothis was an evil God who thought nothing of killing the populations of entire planets, and yet even he had not been evil enough to invent paperwork. These 'bureaucrats' were truly creatures of pure unadulterated evil.
"Or find someone to dump it on" O'Neill added, "or you can do what I do, leave it to the last minute and hope everyone forgets about it.
"Which has never happened yet" Daniel added.
"But we always have enough time in the infirmary to catch up on it" Carter added brightly, then she frowned, something was wrong with that last sentence…
"Okay….." Buffy drawled, "so not reassuring Carter"
"I vote we goof off" Xander spoke, raising one hand into the air.
"Seconded" O'Neill added quickly.
"I believe the phrase is motion carried, is it not O'Neill?"
"Oh yea Teal'c, so what shall we do?"
"For a start" Hammond's voice from the doorway made the group wince; busted.
"You can report to the SGC, we just got word from Thor, he is on his way to assist Xander"
"Cool, no yearly driver's tests anymore"
O'Neill looked at Xander puzzled, yearly driver's tests?
Xander noticed, and added "they don't trust your depth perception if you have only one eye"
"Ahhh…."