A/N: I was so close to not even doing this fic.I have lotsa stuff to do.What with packing,exams and *sob* getting my heart stepped on.
But hey,I'm over it.
My fic will not portray my life,no sadness here nuh uh.Actually,if none of this is funny,flame me.I'm not good with funny.Only with Angst.But now is not the time for angst.These kids are gonna get ready for a war.Why should I put them thru anymore torture?
Well its 4:05 am.Lets get this ficcie started.
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Water.
Hannah Abbot wrote her name down and stuffed it in the goblet.Hard.It bubbled and choked.
She was just ready to find out her new house.Hannah was sick of being a Puff.Their qualities were all fine and good,but they were portrayed as naive.And dumb.The absolout worst house anyone could have.
"Tulala!" the goblet squeaked.Hannah was startled.She looked over to the empty Tulala table,deeply sighed and went to sit down.
The process went like that.Everyone was called.The first Tulala was Hannah Abbot.The first Flybull was Colin Creevey.The first Breosnort was Pansy and the first Chirewa was Ron.
The Dream Team was not completely separated,Harry and Hermione were together in Tulala.
There were six people in every house,except for Flybull which had seven.
Bob announced that the sorting was over and the feast would begin soon,then he asked if there were any questions.Pansy raised her hand,regretting it as soon as her hand was up.
"Yes Panty?"
Draco snickered.
"Pansy."She corrected," Um..Normally,in Hogwarts we have something in common with our housemates."
"And?"
"Longbottom is my housemate! What could I possibly have in common with him?" She meant this as an insult to Neville.He smiled though.
"Well sweetie,this isn't Hogwarts during the summer."
"Excuse me? This great wonking building we're in isn't Hogwarts? I've been going here for 5 years.I think I know Hogwarts."
Bob's hands went straight to his hips,"During the Summer it's Bobwarts."
Pansy was shocked at his attitude.Arlowen whispered to no one in particular,"We ain't in Kansas no mo'"
"This is a learning experience Panzilla.You and your housemates have to get to know each other."
Pansy snorted.
" Weren't you listening during my speech? Each weeK I expect a list from your house.On the list I want what you have in common,and why you think you are all in the same house.The first one is due tomorrow."
"But I have NOTHING in common with these..these..peons!!"
"More than you think."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The feast was as delicious as usual,though strangely quiet.Nobody knew what to say to their new housemates.There were professors at ..Bobwarts. Flitwick,Trelawny,Binns and Madame Pomfrey.
Madame P, was actually a professor and a nurse.She taught MediMagic at NEWT level.
As Harry looked over at the tiny teachers' table he realised where some of the others were.Then he wondered if Hermione and Ron noticed that none of the members of the Order were at Bobwarts.He caught Hermione staring at the teachers too.
"Harry do you see the...?"
"The Order."
"Yeah."
They stopped the conversation,it may not have made sense to anyone else.But Hermione and Harry knew eachother well.
There were two logical explanations in their minds.
Either the professors were on Order business.
Or Voldemort had..no.
They didn't want to think of that.
*~*~*~*~
The Flybull common room was actually the Ravenclaw common room.None of the Flybulls felt at home.
They sat together.Though not by choice.Bob had told them to get started on the List.
Draco called it Bullshit.Aptly named.They were Flybulls.
Draco,Ginny,Colin,Dean,Avery,Gregory Golye and Blaise were in deep thought.
Three Gryffindors and four Slytherins.How they hell could they have anything in common? Draco felt like hexing something.But Bob had taken everyone's wands.
"I know," Draco sneered,looking at Ginny and Colin." You too have something in common."
"What?" Colin asked,falling into an insult trap.
" You both have mad crushes on Harry Potter."
Goyle laughed.Ginny glared and Colin blushed.
"But thats not enough to put us all together Malfoy.." Ginny smirked."Unless theres...something you're not telling us?"
"What?! Ew! Oh gross,Weasley.Don't even think it!"
"Yeah,you're right." Ginny said,"Harry could do better."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
Neville was in his dorm,hiding from his housemates.Girls.
A room full of girls..
But no,he can't have nice girls.He gets mean gossipy girls.
The Patil twins were together,that was the only good thing about their house,they thought.In fact,when Parvati looked at Pansy she said,"Oh great.We got the slut."
"I am NOT a slut!" Pansy shrieked.
"You flashed Snape to get a good grade." Parvati said with disgust.
"Atleast I have boobs to flash!" Pansy retorted.
"Look, you cow,just because I don't have them weighing me down--"
"B-cup."
"Shut Up!" Parvati was in fullswing,and a bit buzzed on butterbeer." I have great boobs!They're wonderful,dammit! You know what? They're bloody fantastic!"
"Vati!" Padma was trying to shut her sister up.
"My boobs are *amazing*!!" Arlowen and Rema Nott laughed.
"Parvati!" But it was too late.Neville was just coming downstairs to help make the list.But he had
barely made it down the steps,he was staring with his mouth wide upon.
*I think I might like this house.*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chiwera was the only group that really seemed to get along.With the exception of Zacharius,but he was just naturally belligerant.They made their list very quickly.A few things had been scratched out like,"We all think Hermione is sexy *scratch* a bossy know it all *scratch* Harry's mistress *scratch*"
Susan shook her head and Ron,Zazharius and Terry.She suspected that those three liked the fiery brunette.Well,she knew Terry did.After all,he wrote "sexy"
Seamus liked his house.It was peaceful.It was the only Slytherinless one.And that made the list easy.
He took a quill in his hand and wrote on the parchment.
"None..of...us...are...evil.." in big curly handwriting.It was very gay.
The portrait opened up and Crabbe walked in."Hey..guys? Um..I couldn't find my way in." he said dumbly. "I had to find Bob to give me the password." He shuddered."He ..touched me."
"You're in OUR house?!" Ron bellowed.
Seamus scratched out his statement."Now its gonna be tough."
"I didn't even notice him during the sorting.." Susan mused.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I would say we're all opposed to Voldemort..but." Harry shot a look at Millicent.
"Look Potter,"She grunted," Just because he want to kill your arse doesn't mean he's a bad guy."
Everyone in Tulala house looked askanse at her.
"Um.."Lavender took the parchment they were making a list on and wrote something."Pass it around and add something we have in common." she said,passing it to Hermione.Hermione nodded,wrote,and passed it to Bulstrode with a glare.They had been enemies since their second year.Millicent passed it on without writing on it.The Gryffindors glared at her,she wasn't showing unity.
Everyone wrote quietly,though Luna was humming offkey.
"Well.." said Hannah,offering the paper to Millicent.She hadn't done it yet.She shrugged it away.More glares.
"God,Bulstrode just do the damn thing!" Harry said,ripping the paper from Hannah and shoving it at her.
Hermione said nothing about his behavior,she felt the same way.Millicent was just being a bitchy Slytherin.
"Fine,Scarhead." Millicent read down the list and then took her quill...
*** We all hate Millicent Bulstrode. ****
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A/N: Well guys.I'm done for tonight.Its 6:30 am and I have to sleep for an hour before I go to school.
Later Days.
But hey,I'm over it.
My fic will not portray my life,no sadness here nuh uh.Actually,if none of this is funny,flame me.I'm not good with funny.Only with Angst.But now is not the time for angst.These kids are gonna get ready for a war.Why should I put them thru anymore torture?
Well its 4:05 am.Lets get this ficcie started.
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Water.
Hannah Abbot wrote her name down and stuffed it in the goblet.Hard.It bubbled and choked.
She was just ready to find out her new house.Hannah was sick of being a Puff.Their qualities were all fine and good,but they were portrayed as naive.And dumb.The absolout worst house anyone could have.
"Tulala!" the goblet squeaked.Hannah was startled.She looked over to the empty Tulala table,deeply sighed and went to sit down.
The process went like that.Everyone was called.The first Tulala was Hannah Abbot.The first Flybull was Colin Creevey.The first Breosnort was Pansy and the first Chirewa was Ron.
The Dream Team was not completely separated,Harry and Hermione were together in Tulala.
There were six people in every house,except for Flybull which had seven.
Bob announced that the sorting was over and the feast would begin soon,then he asked if there were any questions.Pansy raised her hand,regretting it as soon as her hand was up.
"Yes Panty?"
Draco snickered.
"Pansy."She corrected," Um..Normally,in Hogwarts we have something in common with our housemates."
"And?"
"Longbottom is my housemate! What could I possibly have in common with him?" She meant this as an insult to Neville.He smiled though.
"Well sweetie,this isn't Hogwarts during the summer."
"Excuse me? This great wonking building we're in isn't Hogwarts? I've been going here for 5 years.I think I know Hogwarts."
Bob's hands went straight to his hips,"During the Summer it's Bobwarts."
Pansy was shocked at his attitude.Arlowen whispered to no one in particular,"We ain't in Kansas no mo'"
"This is a learning experience Panzilla.You and your housemates have to get to know each other."
Pansy snorted.
" Weren't you listening during my speech? Each weeK I expect a list from your house.On the list I want what you have in common,and why you think you are all in the same house.The first one is due tomorrow."
"But I have NOTHING in common with these..these..peons!!"
"More than you think."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The feast was as delicious as usual,though strangely quiet.Nobody knew what to say to their new housemates.There were professors at ..Bobwarts. Flitwick,Trelawny,Binns and Madame Pomfrey.
Madame P, was actually a professor and a nurse.She taught MediMagic at NEWT level.
As Harry looked over at the tiny teachers' table he realised where some of the others were.Then he wondered if Hermione and Ron noticed that none of the members of the Order were at Bobwarts.He caught Hermione staring at the teachers too.
"Harry do you see the...?"
"The Order."
"Yeah."
They stopped the conversation,it may not have made sense to anyone else.But Hermione and Harry knew eachother well.
There were two logical explanations in their minds.
Either the professors were on Order business.
Or Voldemort had..no.
They didn't want to think of that.
*~*~*~*~
The Flybull common room was actually the Ravenclaw common room.None of the Flybulls felt at home.
They sat together.Though not by choice.Bob had told them to get started on the List.
Draco called it Bullshit.Aptly named.They were Flybulls.
Draco,Ginny,Colin,Dean,Avery,Gregory Golye and Blaise were in deep thought.
Three Gryffindors and four Slytherins.How they hell could they have anything in common? Draco felt like hexing something.But Bob had taken everyone's wands.
"I know," Draco sneered,looking at Ginny and Colin." You too have something in common."
"What?" Colin asked,falling into an insult trap.
" You both have mad crushes on Harry Potter."
Goyle laughed.Ginny glared and Colin blushed.
"But thats not enough to put us all together Malfoy.." Ginny smirked."Unless theres...something you're not telling us?"
"What?! Ew! Oh gross,Weasley.Don't even think it!"
"Yeah,you're right." Ginny said,"Harry could do better."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
Neville was in his dorm,hiding from his housemates.Girls.
A room full of girls..
But no,he can't have nice girls.He gets mean gossipy girls.
The Patil twins were together,that was the only good thing about their house,they thought.In fact,when Parvati looked at Pansy she said,"Oh great.We got the slut."
"I am NOT a slut!" Pansy shrieked.
"You flashed Snape to get a good grade." Parvati said with disgust.
"Atleast I have boobs to flash!" Pansy retorted.
"Look, you cow,just because I don't have them weighing me down--"
"B-cup."
"Shut Up!" Parvati was in fullswing,and a bit buzzed on butterbeer." I have great boobs!They're wonderful,dammit! You know what? They're bloody fantastic!"
"Vati!" Padma was trying to shut her sister up.
"My boobs are *amazing*!!" Arlowen and Rema Nott laughed.
"Parvati!" But it was too late.Neville was just coming downstairs to help make the list.But he had
barely made it down the steps,he was staring with his mouth wide upon.
*I think I might like this house.*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chiwera was the only group that really seemed to get along.With the exception of Zacharius,but he was just naturally belligerant.They made their list very quickly.A few things had been scratched out like,"We all think Hermione is sexy *scratch* a bossy know it all *scratch* Harry's mistress *scratch*"
Susan shook her head and Ron,Zazharius and Terry.She suspected that those three liked the fiery brunette.Well,she knew Terry did.After all,he wrote "sexy"
Seamus liked his house.It was peaceful.It was the only Slytherinless one.And that made the list easy.
He took a quill in his hand and wrote on the parchment.
"None..of...us...are...evil.." in big curly handwriting.It was very gay.
The portrait opened up and Crabbe walked in."Hey..guys? Um..I couldn't find my way in." he said dumbly. "I had to find Bob to give me the password." He shuddered."He ..touched me."
"You're in OUR house?!" Ron bellowed.
Seamus scratched out his statement."Now its gonna be tough."
"I didn't even notice him during the sorting.." Susan mused.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I would say we're all opposed to Voldemort..but." Harry shot a look at Millicent.
"Look Potter,"She grunted," Just because he want to kill your arse doesn't mean he's a bad guy."
Everyone in Tulala house looked askanse at her.
"Um.."Lavender took the parchment they were making a list on and wrote something."Pass it around and add something we have in common." she said,passing it to Hermione.Hermione nodded,wrote,and passed it to Bulstrode with a glare.They had been enemies since their second year.Millicent passed it on without writing on it.The Gryffindors glared at her,she wasn't showing unity.
Everyone wrote quietly,though Luna was humming offkey.
"Well.." said Hannah,offering the paper to Millicent.She hadn't done it yet.She shrugged it away.More glares.
"God,Bulstrode just do the damn thing!" Harry said,ripping the paper from Hannah and shoving it at her.
Hermione said nothing about his behavior,she felt the same way.Millicent was just being a bitchy Slytherin.
"Fine,Scarhead." Millicent read down the list and then took her quill...
*** We all hate Millicent Bulstrode. ****
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A/N: Well guys.I'm done for tonight.Its 6:30 am and I have to sleep for an hour before I go to school.
Later Days.