Disclaimer: I do not own them. That Sam-I-Am! I do not like them, Sam-I-Am! I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. Nor do I like eating mass quantities of tofu and soymilk. So blame Beast Boy for the mass outbreak of diarrhea.

Chapter Three: Intruder Alert!

Beast Boy yawned. He had a sock clenched tightly in his hand. Must've been the models and photographs dream again. He threw the sock on top of his TV, and slumped out of bed. He needed to empty some of that "Tofu Surprise" from his system.

Going into the hallway, he met with a shock.

Walking out of the old room at the end, a girl with shoulder-length dark brown hair groggily slumped towards the bathroom and placed her hand on the keypad by the door. Before he could take action, Beast Boy noted several things-

One: she was so pale, she looked like the walking dead, with dark circles surrounding her snapping umber eyes.

Two: She was short with a small frame, but had slender, adept hands.

Three: His gaze fell to the floor and there he saw: Two feet perfect for size 5 ½ shoes!

"Uh-oh." Beast Boy stood, staring at the trespasser.

The girl returned his gaze, nonplussed and uncertain as to whether she should bolt, negotiate, or just knock him out.

"Hey Beast Boy, what's with the hopping up and down, tofu fina-What the—!?" Cyborg had come out from his room, refreshed from a recharge had turned to the girl with a bewildered look on his face. But it soon vanished, and he started up his cannon.

And Raven thought this kid might try to ambush us…More like she's trying to ambush the toilet…Beast Boy morphed into a Bighorn again and started charging, with Cyborg hot on his heels-er-hoofs.

She searched frantically for an escape; the only way was "her own" room. So she bolted, trying to sprint, but making no avails. Pumping her arms madly and whipping down the hall, she felt Beast Boy's steamy breath emanating from his nostrils right at her ankles, and suddenly, her legs become entangled in his horns. She was flung across the corridor and landed in a heap at the threshold of her room.

Cyborg clanked over and aimed his cannon straight at her. Leaping away, she rolled onto her bed just as the blinding light drove a sizzling black hole through the wall.

"What the heck's going on in—here?!" Robin looked as surprised as Starfire.

The girl had flung herself out the door and down the stairs to the living room—and the exit. Robin was in close pursuit, and flung his elastic, titanium-reinforced ropes at her. Tripping, she fell to her knees, still struggling to get away.

But now it was Starfire's time to play with the little intruder. Fearing for Robin's sanity and assuming that this girl worked for Slade, she let loose an awfully large blast of solar power.

The girl was tossed brutally over to the kitchen, where Star had left a butcher's knife out from breakfast earlier that day.

The mysterious teen used it to hack off the latch that closed the wires and threw a few fastballs at the Titans—literally. Out of nowhere materialized a sphere of sand and one of water, both being thrown at speeds of what hours of ESPN had taught Robin was close to 95 mph. She sprang behind the kitchen counter and faced Beast Boy who was on the other side.

He glanced at her tentative face, and wondered if she was as insecure as he often felt. "Look, I don't want to hurt you here, so why not just stop trying to pop our heads off and come quietly…er—please?" She leered, and knocked him off his feet. Apparently, she was no pushover…

Remarkable as it sounded, the girl was gaining the upper hand. Now and then using occasional spheres and then launching sprays of each element at the Titans.

But Cyborg finally managed to knock her to the ground with a heavy blow from his metal arm.

Laying there, rubbing her sore joints, the girl did not notice the black shadow hovering over her head until a wry voice whispered "Lights out." And that's exactly what happened.

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A.N.: Who is this mysterious girl?! *Gasp!* Oh my gosh, it's the end of the world, we're all gonna die!!!

Anywhos, if you don't know who was the last person to speak at the end of this chapter, use the context clues, and your brain to figure it out.

And why the hell is this kid in their Tower? And why does she look like a tiny version of a vampire? Any relation to Raven? No. There is no relation to Raven here whatsoever.

I just hope that I get more reviews, as always, and I'll probably change my summary to attract more attention. It does seem a pretty boring thing, sitting up there amongst all the lewdness, mystery, and death! Oh, and if any guys have been reading, I hope that you'll stick with the story, because I'll need u later on in the other chapters—for reasons unknown, of course!!!

REVIEW!!! I WANT AT LEAST FORTY REVIEWS, TOO, YA KNOW!!!

Peace out ppl.