Disclaimer: I do not own them. That Sam-I-Am! I do not like them, Sam-I-Am! I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. Nor do I like eating mass quantities of tofu and soymilk. So blame Beast Boy for the mass outbreak of diarrhea.

Chapter Four: Spill it Gurl

"What should we do? We can't just drop her off by the station. For all we know, she'd break out of JCPD HQ as easily as she got into here!" There were voices.

Voices that seemed to waver and drone and scream and whisper. Voices that made the throbbing in her head pound excruciatingly. It must've been whatever hit me in the head…Stupid! Of all the places in the world, you just HAD to come here. And wouldn't you know they'd think you were an intruder and knock you out like a common criminal…What a bunch of fucking jack-asses…They have no idea who I am…Ugh, stupid bruises…

Slowly, painfully, she opened her eyes and glanced at her enemies through a shaded, domed habitat. It reminded her of the tinted windows on her Mom's van.

"Shut-up, Robin, she's waking up."

"Uhhh…"

"Who-knocked-me-out?" the girl's voice was threatening, shuddering.

"Well, I dunno if you have a right to know that right now, but—"

"Who knocked me out?" It was clear that she was trying to conceal anger.

"That would be me." A wispy, pallid voice came from the back of the group, and the girl with the frail constitution in the navy blue cape came forth.

"Yeah, she sure did knock you out—with our 521 Gigawatt Advanced Cable, Sonically Enhanced, Solar Powered Model 10-4 Remote!" Cyborg sadly held up what looked like the remainders and shards of a 1,000-lb. piece of machinery.

So THAT's what clobbered me in the head…Goddamned fucking junk…

"I got it when she blew up our old one…and NOW look what happens! Oh, man you are so going to pay for coming in here, I'm gonna rip off your little pyrotechnic hands, and make you dangle from the edge of our roof, and—"

"I'm not a pyrotechnics-wielder, you idiot…"

"—And I'm gonna stuff your little smart-aleck mouth with motor oil and super glue and Beast Boy's rotten tofu and—"

"—O-kay, Cyborg, I think she got the message." Robin looked warily at the girl. His gaze sobered as he cleared his throat and asked, "I have only one question for you…Do-you-work-for-Slade?"

"No." Her voice came simple and confidently.

Robin glared at her, still suspicious. "Raven, you know what to do." He gave Raven the signal to start reading the girl's mind.

She looked at him questioningly. There was hesitation in her eyes. Something about this girl was too delicate to be unveiled. She seemed very independent and defiant. It just didn't seem possible that this little powerhouse of attitude could be under the diabolic influence of Slade.

Nonetheless, Raven took a deep breath, and started to probe for answers. Her thoughts flashed by like light years, almost like movie clips, and Raven noticed the many curse words and rude mental gestures aimed at the Titans. But no, no trace of ever making contact with the villain. The girl had certainly read about him in newspapers and on TV, but there was nothing legitimate to her search.

Withdrawing, Raven looked solemnly at Robin and shook her head. He started grinding his teeth. Who was this kid? Why was she here? Where did she come from? What did she want? When did she get in? How did her mysterious appearance relate to the catastrophe on the bridge?

"Excuse me friends, but may I inquire about the christening of this female?" Starfire had remained in an unnatural silence for quite some time.

"Dude, Star, just ask the name, already." Beast Boy was reclining on the sofa, lazily drawing circles in the air, and watching with a smarmy look as Cyborg's head started to blaze and smoke in suppressed fury.

"May I have your name, please?"

"Marie." She smiled for the first time, casting a little brightness over her rather impish face, and Robin finally had to admit that the girl was indeed, innocent.

"By the way, dude, what were you doing in the tower in the first place?" Beast Boy asked, sitting up and looking Marie straight in the eye.

"Umm…" She stared at the ground embarrassed, trying to come up with an excuse.

"You know, we could leave you at the station and tell the cops you should be charged on breaking and entering, trespassing on private property, AND robbery! After all, you used the water from the showers without permission and I can't find my stash of Slim Jims! So just hand them over, and maybe we can work something out betwe—"

"Calm yourself, Cyborg. She can explain. Beast Boy confiscated the Slim Jims last night at McDonald's. He stuck them one by one down Starfire's milkshake straw."

"So strawberry-covered chocolate surprise was not the unique artificial flavoring I tasted!"

"Dude, Raven, that was SO not cool!"

"WHAT?! BEAST BOY CHUCKED MY SLIM JIMS?!"

"SHUT- UP!!! Everyone! Let our little intruder tell her story."

Marie grimaced at the name, "Do I have to?"

"If you want out of prison, then you spill."

She gave Robin one final wrathful look, sighed, and began her tale…

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A.N.: *Sigh*, now we have to put up with another boring story from another boring person who is just another boring villain in the boring life of the overly boring Teen Titans…

Well, if u hate Teen Titans and think that I'm just another rambling idiot, then yes, u can say that the above description fits the next chapter perfectly.

BUT, if u feel that the Titans are MORE than your average interest, then I suggest that you best be haulin' ass and get yo's selves on ova to the next chapter and REVIEW!!!

Oh, and if u still weren't sure who said "Lights out." In chapter three, then you should know that it was Raven, if that clears some of the confusion up.

*Sniff* Oh, man it's Thursday on Easter break…I don't want it to end!!! All these poor people have to go back to work and our damned schools…Ugh…Damn school with extra brimstone and fire on top! Stick it in a hellhole with Saddam Hussein! Worthless piece of shit…

And now we return to more CHEERIER topics!

Cyborg's hatin' on my gurl Marie here… "And just when will all of Robin's questions be answered?" you say. Well, next chapter my friends! Just READ AND REVIEW YOUR HEARTS OUT!!! Thank you very, very, very much!!!

Peace out ppl.