Chapter 3. XD [Disclaimers at the bottom of the page...So...Yeah. o.o
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Hiei and Eikouna spreaded everyone across the room. Some on Keonma's desk, some under it. They left Kuwabara where he was, since, as they thought, touching him may cause permanent damage.
Afterwards, Eikouna left to wash up.
"Hiei, don't do anything to them, okay?" she murmured, heading for the door.
"Hn."
As soon as she left, Hiei turned to the snoozing chibis.
"Stupid little vermins!" he spat.
Not that he was loud, but his rude little comment could've awoken the lightest sleeper.
Everyone of their miniature legs twitched once. Twitched twice. Twitched three times, until the big bang came.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the hell?!" Eikouna screamed from the hallway.
She stormed in, staring at the screaming youngsters.
Eikouna gradually cranked her head toward Hiei, who edged away slowly.
"What did you do?" she asked calmly.
Hiei's eyes widened, thinking of a five star excuse. Failing miserably, he chose the ever so popular, "Nothing."
"Nothing?!" Eikouna spat. "You obviously did something!" She pointed at the whimpering children.
"Hn," Hiei snorted back.
"Okay, fine, BE that way!" She turned to the kids, as a plan immediately came to mind. "Snack time!"
The room suddenly fell silent. The chibis looked at one another, suddenly stampeding to a coffee table at the edge of the room, next to an indigo sofa.
Eikouna smirked, admiring her work.
"Snack time?" Hiei grunted, crossing his arms.
"Yes, snack time," Eikouna nodded, stuffing her hand into her pocket, pulling out some yen. [A/N: Japanese money, for people who don't know. o.o]
She handed Hiei the coins, as he stared down at them bluntly.
"What are these?" she asked, examining the largest coin.
"Yen. Go to a store in the Ningenkai, find some food, and give the guy at the counter this money. The little kids are waiting..."
Eikouna pushed Hiei at the door, turning to her friends, who were gleaming at her innocently. She walked over to them, as they circled around the coffee table.
"Whewes owr food?!" Kuwabara shot, banging his little fists against the table.
"Uncle Hiei is getting it," Eikouna muttered dully, throwing herself down onto the couch.
"Uncle Hiwei?" Yukina asked, scratching her chin.
"Who's dat?" Kurama asked.
"Er..your...other babysitter!" Eikouna replied, nodding. "Now, while we're here, let's introduce each other. I'm Eikouna."
So they went around the room, telling everyone the room, telling each other their names, favorite foods, favorite animal, etc...
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During Keiko's turn, Hiei came through the door, pushing a cart of Blue Bell ice cream.
"IWCE CWEAM!!!!!" everybody but Botan cheered.
"No thanks," Botan began, patting her belly. "I'm wawching meeh weight."
"Wawching your weight?" Yusuke questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Why wowld you do dat?"
"I do have my own food." She proudly took out a protein bar, grinning from ear to ear.
"I gotta write this down..." Eikouna muttered.
Botan munched on her bar, as everyone stared at Eikouna.
Hiei went up to her, handing her the yen.
"What?" Eikouna spat, looking down at the coins in her hand. "This is how much yen I gave you before!"
"Well, stealing doesn't anything, now does it?" Hiei smirked, patting the handle of the cart.
"Good point...How many containers of ice cream are there?"
"Oh, you mean the sweet snow? About thirty..."
"Good, enough to go around."
Eikouna went up to the cart, randomly picking up five full containers of ice cream, stacking them up in her arms.
She threw them down on the table. "One carton per person, okay?"
She peeled each of the lids off, waving a hand at the drooling midgets. "Enjoy."
They dived into the ice cream, sending tons of it flying through the room. Eikouna dodged them without even trying to. Botan still sat peacefully, nibbling on her energy bar.
Eikouna slyly headed for the shopping cart, reaching down and grabbing a Rocky Road for herself.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Hiei snapped. "Those are MINE, and MINEA only!!"
"Oh, puh~leaze," Eikouna muttered, rolling her eyes. "I just found out that Kuwabara's favorite childhood snack is his own boogers, so I honestly think that I deserve something." Hiei sweat dropped, gagging quietly.
"Point taken," Eikouna answered flatly, sitting down on the couch. She lightly licked melted droplets of her ice cream off the tip of her finger.
Hiei sat down next to her, handing Eikouna a plastic spoon. He opened his ice cream carton, [Homemade Vanilla] and dug in.
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Disclaimer: Chibish does not own Blue Bell Ice Cream. As a matter of fact, the only thing she actually owns in this story is Eikouna.....And the story itself. O.o;; [Oh yes, Chibish thanks KikyoKurama for telling her about disclaimer thingy-ma-bobs. Three cheers to Kikyo! ^_____________^]
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Hiei and Eikouna spreaded everyone across the room. Some on Keonma's desk, some under it. They left Kuwabara where he was, since, as they thought, touching him may cause permanent damage.
Afterwards, Eikouna left to wash up.
"Hiei, don't do anything to them, okay?" she murmured, heading for the door.
"Hn."
As soon as she left, Hiei turned to the snoozing chibis.
"Stupid little vermins!" he spat.
Not that he was loud, but his rude little comment could've awoken the lightest sleeper.
Everyone of their miniature legs twitched once. Twitched twice. Twitched three times, until the big bang came.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the hell?!" Eikouna screamed from the hallway.
She stormed in, staring at the screaming youngsters.
Eikouna gradually cranked her head toward Hiei, who edged away slowly.
"What did you do?" she asked calmly.
Hiei's eyes widened, thinking of a five star excuse. Failing miserably, he chose the ever so popular, "Nothing."
"Nothing?!" Eikouna spat. "You obviously did something!" She pointed at the whimpering children.
"Hn," Hiei snorted back.
"Okay, fine, BE that way!" She turned to the kids, as a plan immediately came to mind. "Snack time!"
The room suddenly fell silent. The chibis looked at one another, suddenly stampeding to a coffee table at the edge of the room, next to an indigo sofa.
Eikouna smirked, admiring her work.
"Snack time?" Hiei grunted, crossing his arms.
"Yes, snack time," Eikouna nodded, stuffing her hand into her pocket, pulling out some yen. [A/N: Japanese money, for people who don't know. o.o]
She handed Hiei the coins, as he stared down at them bluntly.
"What are these?" she asked, examining the largest coin.
"Yen. Go to a store in the Ningenkai, find some food, and give the guy at the counter this money. The little kids are waiting..."
Eikouna pushed Hiei at the door, turning to her friends, who were gleaming at her innocently. She walked over to them, as they circled around the coffee table.
"Whewes owr food?!" Kuwabara shot, banging his little fists against the table.
"Uncle Hiei is getting it," Eikouna muttered dully, throwing herself down onto the couch.
"Uncle Hiwei?" Yukina asked, scratching her chin.
"Who's dat?" Kurama asked.
"Er..your...other babysitter!" Eikouna replied, nodding. "Now, while we're here, let's introduce each other. I'm Eikouna."
So they went around the room, telling everyone the room, telling each other their names, favorite foods, favorite animal, etc...
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During Keiko's turn, Hiei came through the door, pushing a cart of Blue Bell ice cream.
"IWCE CWEAM!!!!!" everybody but Botan cheered.
"No thanks," Botan began, patting her belly. "I'm wawching meeh weight."
"Wawching your weight?" Yusuke questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Why wowld you do dat?"
"I do have my own food." She proudly took out a protein bar, grinning from ear to ear.
"I gotta write this down..." Eikouna muttered.
Botan munched on her bar, as everyone stared at Eikouna.
Hiei went up to her, handing her the yen.
"What?" Eikouna spat, looking down at the coins in her hand. "This is how much yen I gave you before!"
"Well, stealing doesn't anything, now does it?" Hiei smirked, patting the handle of the cart.
"Good point...How many containers of ice cream are there?"
"Oh, you mean the sweet snow? About thirty..."
"Good, enough to go around."
Eikouna went up to the cart, randomly picking up five full containers of ice cream, stacking them up in her arms.
She threw them down on the table. "One carton per person, okay?"
She peeled each of the lids off, waving a hand at the drooling midgets. "Enjoy."
They dived into the ice cream, sending tons of it flying through the room. Eikouna dodged them without even trying to. Botan still sat peacefully, nibbling on her energy bar.
Eikouna slyly headed for the shopping cart, reaching down and grabbing a Rocky Road for herself.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Hiei snapped. "Those are MINE, and MINEA only!!"
"Oh, puh~leaze," Eikouna muttered, rolling her eyes. "I just found out that Kuwabara's favorite childhood snack is his own boogers, so I honestly think that I deserve something." Hiei sweat dropped, gagging quietly.
"Point taken," Eikouna answered flatly, sitting down on the couch. She lightly licked melted droplets of her ice cream off the tip of her finger.
Hiei sat down next to her, handing Eikouna a plastic spoon. He opened his ice cream carton, [Homemade Vanilla] and dug in.
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Disclaimer: Chibish does not own Blue Bell Ice Cream. As a matter of fact, the only thing she actually owns in this story is Eikouna.....And the story itself. O.o;; [Oh yes, Chibish thanks KikyoKurama for telling her about disclaimer thingy-ma-bobs. Three cheers to Kikyo! ^_____________^]