Joey 100 Kaiba 1500

Joey: [breathless] I wont... lose!!

Kiaba: [stern look] Prepare for the end Wheeler [looks at single monster Time Wizard on the field] I summon my Ryu Kishin [1600/1200] Now destroy his only monster!!

Joey: jeeeee [terrified look] All my monsters are gone!

Kiaba: Its over Wheeler

[Darkness covers dueling area]

Joey: uh? [looks at kiaba] What kind of Joke is this?

Kiaba: [sternly] This looks like a Shadow game

Marik: Very observent Seto [steps out of Shadow]

Joey: [Shocked] Marik!!

Marik: You two fools have betrayed your god cards, you have allowed them to be defeated and so you two are not worthy duelists to hold them

Kiaba: And why should I take advice from you?

Marik: Because I am a far superior duelist.. plus I wield this [holds out Millenium rod]

Joey: [stunned] [man I don't even know what to say..]

Marik: Both your god cards are mine!! ULTIMATE END [casts spell]

........................

[Meanwhile]

Yugi: Huh? My puzzle it's reacting to something.

Yami: I sense an evil Yugi, let me take over from here

[YU-GI-OH]

Yami: Marik Your time has come [runs out of hotel]

Yami: [closes eyes] He is close I can sense it [runs into someone]

Keith: Hey you watch where your going ya hear?

Yami: Bandit Keith? I have no time now I must find someone

Keith: Sorry Yugi for I challenge you to a duel.

Yami: I said I have no..

Keith: [raises Index finger] Rule number 7, If a duelist has not played anyone in over 12 hours they are obliged to accept a duel from a duelist providing that they have not already played them. Failure to do so may lead in disqualification.

Yami: Oh no.. I cant be kicked out of Battle city, How will I fight Marik then? [glumly] Fine.. Lets make this quick [switches on Duel Disk]

Yugi 4000 Keith 4000

[Heavy metal theme tune plays in backround]

Yami: Where is that music coming from?

[Music dissapears]

Keith: [sarcastic] What music? I don't hear any music, are you gonna start or what?

Yami: [draws] I place this card on the field and I play Card Destruction to destroy our hands

Keith: [drat Seiyaru was in my hand..]

Yami: Now I activate the card on the field which was monster reborn so I revive the monster I discard, the Dark Magician [2500/2300] Your turn Keith..

Keith: Huh? How could he summon that in one turn, you little shrimp I'll teach you to mess with me!! [looks at hand] [What the hell am I supposed to do with these?] Err.. Dream Clow [1200/900] in defence.

Yami: Magician of faith, so I return a magic card to my hand

Keith: You gotta be kidding me [Where is this kid gettin off?]

Yami: Now I use my monster reborn to revive Gaia the Fierce Knight [2300/2100] And now Gaia destroy his monster and Dark Magic attack on his life points. Finally I play this card face down.

Keith 1500

Keith: Arrghh [This guy is wreaking my head!! [draws] [sniggers] Take this you cur!! [slams magic card on duel disk]Dark Hole

[both monsters are destroyed]

Keith: Now Meta-Rabbit [1500/1100] Attack him directly

Yami: You were too busy out for revenge that you forgot to back up your attack [laughs] and now you pay the price [activates card] Magic Cylinder!!

Keith 0

Keith: [de-activates duel disk] You punk..

Yami: My locater card and I accept that Meta-Rabbit as well.

Keith: [sniggers] I think not, [raises fist] Eat this!! [goes to punch Yugi]

Yami: [sighs] I grow weary of your pathetic beahviour. MIND FREEZE

Keith: [falls to the ground stunned]

Yami: [picks up locater card and Meta-Rabbit]

Yugi: [Yami?? is He all right?]

Yami: Yes Yugi.. he is fine, now come on we have more important things to worry about [runs towards battle plaza]

[meanwhile]

Tristan: [blocks sun with hand] Duke that you?

Duke: [glumly] Oh hey Trist..

Tristan: So you uh.. lost huh?

Duke: [holds up 2 locater cards] Nope I won!!

Tristan: Awesome!! Who did you defeat?

Duke: Never asked his name, seemed like a bit of a nobody but he said he was no.1 in his area [shrugs] Guess it don't matter though.

[meanwhile]

Tea: [at the hotel] Uh-oh looks like everyone else has left already.. [puts hand on hips] Why do they always leave me behind. [withdraws cellphone] I'll ring Joey's cellphone and see whats up [phone rings]

Joey: Hey it's Joey here, if your calling about the inflatable dartboard offer please leave your details after the beep [BEEEAP] [5 seconds silence] Heh..heh just kidding.. [beeep] [2 seconds beep] Ok no..no.. serious this time [laughs]

Tea: [hangs up] Man that answering message gets lamer every time I hear it.. Guess I'll just head into Battle city.