ahChapter 4
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As soon as the chibis [Besides Botan] were done with their ice cream, their bellies seemed to grow 11 inches wider, 17 waist sizes bigger.
"That hiwt da spot!" Yusuke stated, patting his stomach.
"I would hate to see how clogged their arteries are," Eikouna murmured, setting down her container.
"Amen to that," Botan muttered in return.
Eikouna grinned, patting Botan on the head. "You seem mature."
"Of cowrse I am! I have a degwee in physics, you know."
"Three years old and smarted than you, Eikouna," Hiei smirked. "Impressive." Eikouna glared at him, as Botan giggled.
"Aren't yew a cuwtie?" Botan winked at Hiei, who looked amazingly surprised. Eikouna gagged at Botan's sudden pervertive-ness.
Botan jumped into Hiei's arms, wrapping her arms around his neck, so that she could look at him straight in the eyes.
"Hey, cuwtie," Botan repeated. "I have tickets to Barney on Ice, fwont row center. Would yew like to come?"
Hiei stared at her. Eikouna looked at them with her mouth agape, almost as surprised as everybody else. The other chibis were too busy playing 'Whose Shoe Is This?' in the background.
Kurama carefully took off his shoe, throwing it straight at Eikouna's back. Eikouna still stood there, her jaw dropping with every second.
"Snap out of it, Eikowna!!" Yukina screeched, throwing her red hairpiece at Eikouna's hair. It stuck out of it, looking like a sick antenna.
"God DAMMIT!!" Eikouna gagged with delight. "My revenge ideas just keep getting better and better!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Continuing her psychotic laughter, the other munchkins joined in, as though they were her evil henchmen, honestly not knowing exactly why they were laughing.
"Front...row....center?" Hiei shrieked. "Of COURSE I'll come!!!! BJ is my IDOL!!!!!"
"Dear Lord..." Eikouna said, twitching. "I did NOT just hear that..."
"Who doesn't wike Barney?!?!" Kuwabara asked, excited as hell. Eikouna slowly raised her hand.
"YOU DON'T LIKE BARNEY?!?!?!?!?!" Everyone gasped.
"You freaking bet I don't," Eikouna spat. "Practically every purple character is fucking gay. Barney? Gay. Tinky Winky? Gay. Nuriko? Gay."
"Good point..." Hiei mumbled.
"Anyway," Eikouna continued. "I would've thought little kids would shiver and scream in agony whenever that purple prick sang about loving them. I mean, please, would you accept a hug from a talking dinosaur?"
The children clapped, enjoying her little speech. Eikouna bowed, grinning.
"I still like Barney," Hiei shot.
"So do wee," Botan added. "I'm just pwoud of Eikouna. Actually making sense? Go her!" Botan wiped a fake tear from her eyes, as though she was Eikouna's mother.
Eikouna hisses, throwing a plastic spoon at Botan's cheek. "Eat fiber, bitch," she spat.
Botan carefully jumped off of Hiei, and turned to the wide-eyed chibis. "I have more tickets, do I'll lewt yew all come, toos." She turned to Hiei, grinning sweetly. "And of cowrse yew!" She dully cranked her head toward Eikouna. "And yew, too."
Eikouna shook her head. "I appreciate your invite," she began flatly. "But I refuse. Me and extinct creatures don't add up."
"But up HAVE to come!" Hiei pleaded.
Eikouna looked at him, her heart throbbing. "Okay, Hiei..." She pat Hiei on the head, smiling.
"Wee weave at dawn!" Keiko stated dramatically, pointing at the door. "But, wight now would be good..."
With that, everyone marched out of the room, the sulking Eikouna following close behind.
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I decided to 'publish' this chapter and the one before this in one day, since, like; I won't be here next week. [Damn road trips!! XD] By the way, I don't own Barney of Barney, Nuriko from Fushigi Yuugi, and Tinky Winky of the Telletubbies. See you all next week!!!!!! =3
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As soon as the chibis [Besides Botan] were done with their ice cream, their bellies seemed to grow 11 inches wider, 17 waist sizes bigger.
"That hiwt da spot!" Yusuke stated, patting his stomach.
"I would hate to see how clogged their arteries are," Eikouna murmured, setting down her container.
"Amen to that," Botan muttered in return.
Eikouna grinned, patting Botan on the head. "You seem mature."
"Of cowrse I am! I have a degwee in physics, you know."
"Three years old and smarted than you, Eikouna," Hiei smirked. "Impressive." Eikouna glared at him, as Botan giggled.
"Aren't yew a cuwtie?" Botan winked at Hiei, who looked amazingly surprised. Eikouna gagged at Botan's sudden pervertive-ness.
Botan jumped into Hiei's arms, wrapping her arms around his neck, so that she could look at him straight in the eyes.
"Hey, cuwtie," Botan repeated. "I have tickets to Barney on Ice, fwont row center. Would yew like to come?"
Hiei stared at her. Eikouna looked at them with her mouth agape, almost as surprised as everybody else. The other chibis were too busy playing 'Whose Shoe Is This?' in the background.
Kurama carefully took off his shoe, throwing it straight at Eikouna's back. Eikouna still stood there, her jaw dropping with every second.
"Snap out of it, Eikowna!!" Yukina screeched, throwing her red hairpiece at Eikouna's hair. It stuck out of it, looking like a sick antenna.
"God DAMMIT!!" Eikouna gagged with delight. "My revenge ideas just keep getting better and better!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Continuing her psychotic laughter, the other munchkins joined in, as though they were her evil henchmen, honestly not knowing exactly why they were laughing.
"Front...row....center?" Hiei shrieked. "Of COURSE I'll come!!!! BJ is my IDOL!!!!!"
"Dear Lord..." Eikouna said, twitching. "I did NOT just hear that..."
"Who doesn't wike Barney?!?!" Kuwabara asked, excited as hell. Eikouna slowly raised her hand.
"YOU DON'T LIKE BARNEY?!?!?!?!?!" Everyone gasped.
"You freaking bet I don't," Eikouna spat. "Practically every purple character is fucking gay. Barney? Gay. Tinky Winky? Gay. Nuriko? Gay."
"Good point..." Hiei mumbled.
"Anyway," Eikouna continued. "I would've thought little kids would shiver and scream in agony whenever that purple prick sang about loving them. I mean, please, would you accept a hug from a talking dinosaur?"
The children clapped, enjoying her little speech. Eikouna bowed, grinning.
"I still like Barney," Hiei shot.
"So do wee," Botan added. "I'm just pwoud of Eikouna. Actually making sense? Go her!" Botan wiped a fake tear from her eyes, as though she was Eikouna's mother.
Eikouna hisses, throwing a plastic spoon at Botan's cheek. "Eat fiber, bitch," she spat.
Botan carefully jumped off of Hiei, and turned to the wide-eyed chibis. "I have more tickets, do I'll lewt yew all come, toos." She turned to Hiei, grinning sweetly. "And of cowrse yew!" She dully cranked her head toward Eikouna. "And yew, too."
Eikouna shook her head. "I appreciate your invite," she began flatly. "But I refuse. Me and extinct creatures don't add up."
"But up HAVE to come!" Hiei pleaded.
Eikouna looked at him, her heart throbbing. "Okay, Hiei..." She pat Hiei on the head, smiling.
"Wee weave at dawn!" Keiko stated dramatically, pointing at the door. "But, wight now would be good..."
With that, everyone marched out of the room, the sulking Eikouna following close behind.
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I decided to 'publish' this chapter and the one before this in one day, since, like; I won't be here next week. [Damn road trips!! XD] By the way, I don't own Barney of Barney, Nuriko from Fushigi Yuugi, and Tinky Winky of the Telletubbies. See you all next week!!!!!! =3