Chapter Five: Barney On Ice
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The Tokyo Civic Center was packed with screaming toddlers and various Daisy Girl Scout troops. The walls practically shook, because of the many Barney and Friends support groups.
Hiei snatched many sweets and popcorn bags for everyone stuffing them down his jet-black cloak, in front of his stomach.
"You look like a pregnant women," Eikouna sniggered, snagging some gumballs from a candy counter.
"At least I don't act like one," Hiei hissed, now in 100% bitch mode. Eikouna feel silent.
Entering the main room, they skipped down the long flight of stairs, to the first row.
As they settled, the announcer of the program stated something on the overhead speaker, as the lights dimmed.
"Ladies and gentlemen," the man retorted, without mush grace. "Welcome to Barney on Ice!"
The room fell silent. You could practically hear the crickets chirping from outside.
"Clap already, you bloodthirsty heathens!"
The audience clapped like high elephants, as Barney and the gang skated onto the rink.
The crowd cheered, as many people threw purple roses at their feet. Eikouna snorted as Barney chuckled the same, old hillbilly-like laugh.
"Hello kids!" Barney snorted, an obvious fake smile spreading across his face. "I'm Barney!"
"I'm Baby Bop!" Baby Bop cheered.
"I'm BJ!" BJ waved sheepishly. Cheers from Hiei.
The first act began as Barney took out a golden hand mirror. BJ and Baby Bop headed off the rink, as midgets wearing marshmallow costumes marched in. A theatrical, slow paced piano solo began on the speakers. The spotlight shone down on Barney.
He looked down at the mirror. "Everyday, I look in a mirror..." He let out a long pause, as the solo overhead continued. "...And wonder how many marshmallows I can put in my mouth..."
The audience awwwed, full of sorrow, as Barney dramatically tucked the mirror away.
"What the heck is this shit?!?!" Eikouna spat, nearly jumping from her seat.
The puniest short guy skated up in front of Barney, handing him a freakishly huge bowl of gourmet marshmallows.
"Now your wish becomes a reality," the mob of live marshmallows chanted. Barney let out a gasp, examining the sapphire bowl.
"Okay," Barney began, in a happy way, "let's do it!"
The crowd roared in laughter, clapping repeatedly as though they were at a sermon.
The crowd counted proudly, as Barney stuffed the mini pillows into his mouth. "One! Two! Three!"
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"Two hundred forty-nine...Two hundred fifty...Two hundred fifty-one...Two hundred fifty-two..."
The audience awed in boredom, as Barney's messed up dream became everyone's worst nightmare.
Hiei and the chibis looked determined to find out the answer, as they kept their full attention on Barney. Eikouna was snoozing silently, her head on Hiei's shoulder.
"Three hundred eight!" everyone cheered after a bit. Eikouna shot up from the jolt, casually wiping the drool from her chin.
"Is it time to go yet?" she groaned, rubbing her eyes.
"No," Yukina grinned devilishly.
"I juss stwarted a while agwo," Kuwabara point out.
"DAMN YOU, BARNEY!" Eikouna hollered, pointing impatiently at the purple dinosaur.
Everyone in the whole auditorium gasped, as Barney dropped the bowl he was holding. He spit out the marshmallows, as a Girl Scout pounced on top of them. "They're mine I tell you! MINE!"
Barney skated toward Eikouna and the others, looking the shuddering Eikouna directly in the eyes.
"Eep," Eikouna squeaked, huddling up. "You're in my bubble of personal space..."
"What did you say?" Barney asked firmly.
"Eep?"
"No. Before that."
"Damn you...?"
"That's it."
"Eh...what about it?"
"Those words are very appealing to our security guards here in Tokyo Dome. It makes them shake with—"
"This stupid insult isn't going anywhere, is it?"
"No, let's just cut to the chase...SECURITY!"
Highly muscular clowns dashed in like the F.B.I., grabbing Eikouna, Hiei, and the chibis by the arms. They mercilessly threw them out onto the vile streets of Tokyo, Japan.
*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~* ::sigh:: Lots of typing....I haven't really updated in a while....So, like, please review. ^____________________________^;
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The Tokyo Civic Center was packed with screaming toddlers and various Daisy Girl Scout troops. The walls practically shook, because of the many Barney and Friends support groups.
Hiei snatched many sweets and popcorn bags for everyone stuffing them down his jet-black cloak, in front of his stomach.
"You look like a pregnant women," Eikouna sniggered, snagging some gumballs from a candy counter.
"At least I don't act like one," Hiei hissed, now in 100% bitch mode. Eikouna feel silent.
Entering the main room, they skipped down the long flight of stairs, to the first row.
As they settled, the announcer of the program stated something on the overhead speaker, as the lights dimmed.
"Ladies and gentlemen," the man retorted, without mush grace. "Welcome to Barney on Ice!"
The room fell silent. You could practically hear the crickets chirping from outside.
"Clap already, you bloodthirsty heathens!"
The audience clapped like high elephants, as Barney and the gang skated onto the rink.
The crowd cheered, as many people threw purple roses at their feet. Eikouna snorted as Barney chuckled the same, old hillbilly-like laugh.
"Hello kids!" Barney snorted, an obvious fake smile spreading across his face. "I'm Barney!"
"I'm Baby Bop!" Baby Bop cheered.
"I'm BJ!" BJ waved sheepishly. Cheers from Hiei.
The first act began as Barney took out a golden hand mirror. BJ and Baby Bop headed off the rink, as midgets wearing marshmallow costumes marched in. A theatrical, slow paced piano solo began on the speakers. The spotlight shone down on Barney.
He looked down at the mirror. "Everyday, I look in a mirror..." He let out a long pause, as the solo overhead continued. "...And wonder how many marshmallows I can put in my mouth..."
The audience awwwed, full of sorrow, as Barney dramatically tucked the mirror away.
"What the heck is this shit?!?!" Eikouna spat, nearly jumping from her seat.
The puniest short guy skated up in front of Barney, handing him a freakishly huge bowl of gourmet marshmallows.
"Now your wish becomes a reality," the mob of live marshmallows chanted. Barney let out a gasp, examining the sapphire bowl.
"Okay," Barney began, in a happy way, "let's do it!"
The crowd roared in laughter, clapping repeatedly as though they were at a sermon.
The crowd counted proudly, as Barney stuffed the mini pillows into his mouth. "One! Two! Three!"
[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]
"Two hundred forty-nine...Two hundred fifty...Two hundred fifty-one...Two hundred fifty-two..."
The audience awed in boredom, as Barney's messed up dream became everyone's worst nightmare.
Hiei and the chibis looked determined to find out the answer, as they kept their full attention on Barney. Eikouna was snoozing silently, her head on Hiei's shoulder.
"Three hundred eight!" everyone cheered after a bit. Eikouna shot up from the jolt, casually wiping the drool from her chin.
"Is it time to go yet?" she groaned, rubbing her eyes.
"No," Yukina grinned devilishly.
"I juss stwarted a while agwo," Kuwabara point out.
"DAMN YOU, BARNEY!" Eikouna hollered, pointing impatiently at the purple dinosaur.
Everyone in the whole auditorium gasped, as Barney dropped the bowl he was holding. He spit out the marshmallows, as a Girl Scout pounced on top of them. "They're mine I tell you! MINE!"
Barney skated toward Eikouna and the others, looking the shuddering Eikouna directly in the eyes.
"Eep," Eikouna squeaked, huddling up. "You're in my bubble of personal space..."
"What did you say?" Barney asked firmly.
"Eep?"
"No. Before that."
"Damn you...?"
"That's it."
"Eh...what about it?"
"Those words are very appealing to our security guards here in Tokyo Dome. It makes them shake with—"
"This stupid insult isn't going anywhere, is it?"
"No, let's just cut to the chase...SECURITY!"
Highly muscular clowns dashed in like the F.B.I., grabbing Eikouna, Hiei, and the chibis by the arms. They mercilessly threw them out onto the vile streets of Tokyo, Japan.
*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~* ::sigh:: Lots of typing....I haven't really updated in a while....So, like, please review. ^____________________________^;