The Sergeant approached the Colonel's office, wondering what to expect. He zatted his computer! I can't believe that. You would think that he might have realized that it wasn't exactly the best thing to do. But, I guess not. So it's up to me to put the pieces back together…oh wait…there are no pieces. Well that makes it easier. At this time he didn't blow it up like last time. Who would have thought that a few P-90 blasts could do that much damage?
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"Uh…Colonel? Do you mind if I ask…"
"I got mad…so I went to the armory, got a zat, aimed and hit it three times."
"Right. So I assume you want a new one."
"Yeah…"
"Sir…please promise me that you'll try not to let this happen again. I think it would be hazardous to my health to put in my daily report that you zatted your computer…General Hammond might think that's just a little strange."
"Not considering everything else that goes on around here…but my computer wasn't working right…"
"What do you mean, sir?"
"It said it made an error and had to be shut down…so I shut it down, permanently."
"Sir, the next time that happens, please call my assistant. I'm sure he'll be glad to help you fix your computer"…in order to keep it in one piece…
"Thanks Sergeant. When is my new computer going to be in?"
"It should be here in three days."
"Three days? Ah hell…how am I going to work on my reports?"
"Well…I don't know…I'll see if I can let you use one temporarily…no guarantee's though. We might not have any left…" Yeah…there aren't that many left since some nameless Colonel accidentally opened an email containing a massive virus onto the Base mainframe…took out every computer…even the gate computer was affected…That was one interesting day to say the least.
"Just get me a computer, ok?"
"Yes sir."
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'Well, that's the first case of someone zatting their computer. Almost matches up with the time that Major Carter overloaded her laptop when she was using those weird arm braces. Hmmm…what else do I have to do today…?' He turned the page on his clipboard and skimmed the page. 'Teach Teal'c how to use the internet…teach General Hammond how to send pictures…Replace a few broken computers on level 7. Well…this isn't as bad of a day as I thought. No critical issues…yet.'
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"Uh…Colonel? Do you mind if I ask…"
"I got mad…so I went to the armory, got a zat, aimed and hit it three times."
"Right. So I assume you want a new one."
"Yeah…"
"Sir…please promise me that you'll try not to let this happen again. I think it would be hazardous to my health to put in my daily report that you zatted your computer…General Hammond might think that's just a little strange."
"Not considering everything else that goes on around here…but my computer wasn't working right…"
"What do you mean, sir?"
"It said it made an error and had to be shut down…so I shut it down, permanently."
"Sir, the next time that happens, please call my assistant. I'm sure he'll be glad to help you fix your computer"…in order to keep it in one piece…
"Thanks Sergeant. When is my new computer going to be in?"
"It should be here in three days."
"Three days? Ah hell…how am I going to work on my reports?"
"Well…I don't know…I'll see if I can let you use one temporarily…no guarantee's though. We might not have any left…" Yeah…there aren't that many left since some nameless Colonel accidentally opened an email containing a massive virus onto the Base mainframe…took out every computer…even the gate computer was affected…That was one interesting day to say the least.
"Just get me a computer, ok?"
"Yes sir."
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'Well, that's the first case of someone zatting their computer. Almost matches up with the time that Major Carter overloaded her laptop when she was using those weird arm braces. Hmmm…what else do I have to do today…?' He turned the page on his clipboard and skimmed the page. 'Teach Teal'c how to use the internet…teach General Hammond how to send pictures…Replace a few broken computers on level 7. Well…this isn't as bad of a day as I thought. No critical issues…yet.'