Authors note: I thought it would be interesting to write this chapter as in interlude, since I'm not going to have much time to write more in the near future.
But mainly it's a test on whether or not I can write with Teal'c. I'm kinda worried about getting his speech correct.
Enjoy!
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Daniel Jackson sat at his computer, waiting for the page to load. It was taking way too long, so he had to wait a while. Something to do with networking issues.
"Whatcha doin Danny?"
Jack made his appearance known as soon as he came into the lab.
"Well, I found this really interesting web site! It seems that there are literally thousands of stories written on us!"
"What? Really? How did they find out about the SGC?"
"I think that they write about our characters in the hit TV show 'Stargate SG-1'."
"So what, people aren't happy with the writing so they decide to write their own?"
"Yeah! It's pretty interesting. They call it fan fiction. Some of these writers make it so that I feel like I'm actually there."
"So what's this story about?"
"It's about this computer guy that works at the base and his experiences with the SGC."
"Sounds interesting enough."
The conversation was interrupted when Sam walked into the room.
"Hey Daniel, you got those translations done on that device we found on our last mission?"
"Hi Sam."
"Hi Carter."
"Hello Colonel."
"Hey Carter, did you know that people write stories about us?"
"No Sir, I didn't. I take it that's what you two are doing, reading stories about the SGC?"
"Yep! Wanna join us Carter?"
"I guess. What is this story about?"
"It's got something to do with a computer technician in the SGC and the things he has to go through."
Teal'c walked into the lab, wondering what had caught the interest of his fellow team members.
"Daniel Jackson, what is it that has captured your interest?"
"Teal'c! You're just in time to read part of this story."
"What is this story's purpose?"
"It's for enjoyment. People write about us and the SG personnel in all varieties of stories."
"If it is written about the SGC, is it not then a serious breach of security?"
"Um...no Teal'c. These stories are all fan fiction." Daniel tried to help his friend understand.
"I do not understand what a device used for propelling air to cool ones self has to do with works of literature."
"Fan fiction means that the writer of the story is the fan of a television show."
"I see, Daniel Jackson."
The page loaded and all members of SG-1 read the chapter with great interest.
(Clip from the page they're reading)
"Uh…Colonel? Do you mind if I ask…"
"I got mad…so I went to the armory, got a zat, aimed and hit it three times."
"Right. So I assume you want a new one."
"Yeah…"
"Sir…please promise me that you'll try not to let this happen again. I think it would be hazardous to my health to put in my daily report that you zatted your computer…General Hammond might think that's just a little strange."
"Not considering everything else that goes on around here…but my computer wasn't working right…"
(End above clip, start new clip)
'Well, that's the first case of someone zatting their computer. Almost matches up with the time that Major Carter overloaded her laptop when she was using those weird arm braces. Hmmm…what else do I have to do today…?' He turned the page on his clipboard and skimmed the page. 'Teach Teal'c how to use the internet…teach General Hammond how to send pictures…Replace a few broken computers on level 7.
(End Clip)
"Ha-ha Jack, I could SO see you doing that!"
"What? No way! I would never do that. I wouldn't get enough enjoyment. I'd use a claymore."
All personnel laugh hysterically except Teal'c, who simply raises an eyebrow.
"I do not see why Colonel O'Neill's dealings with computers are of enough importance to write about."
"It's for fun T. Even though I can't really do that, I might like to sometime now that I have the idea! Hey Danny, what's the next chapter about?"
"I don't know yet. It's loading now."
All members of SG-1 focus their interest on the computer monitor and stare in wonder.
(Clip...)
Daniel Jackson sat at his computer, waiting for the page to load. It took way too long to load, so he had to wait a while. Something to do with networking issues.
"Whatcha doin Danny?"
Jack made his appearance known as soon as he came into the lab.
"Well, I found this really interesting web site! It seems that there are literally thousands of stories written on us!"
"What? Really? How did they find out about the SGC?"
"I think that they write about our characters in the hit TV show 'Stargate SG-1'."
"So what, people aren't happy with the writing so they decide to write their own?"
"Yeah! It's pretty interesting. They call it fan fiction. Some of these writers make it so that I feel like I'm actually there."
"So what's this story about?"
"It's about this computer guy that works at the base and his experiences with the SGC."
"Sounds interesting enough."
(End Clip)
"What in the..."
"Carter, is this even possible?"
"It appears that this writer is actually writing about this conversation as it is occurring. This is unbelievable."
"Well scroll down, I want to know what I say next."
"Technically, now that we have found this, whatever we were going to say most likely has been changed."
"Wow...it's written here word for word..."
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Hope you liked it! I liked writing it!
If you didn't notice, they're reading my story! Yay!
J
But mainly it's a test on whether or not I can write with Teal'c. I'm kinda worried about getting his speech correct.
Enjoy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Daniel Jackson sat at his computer, waiting for the page to load. It was taking way too long, so he had to wait a while. Something to do with networking issues.
"Whatcha doin Danny?"
Jack made his appearance known as soon as he came into the lab.
"Well, I found this really interesting web site! It seems that there are literally thousands of stories written on us!"
"What? Really? How did they find out about the SGC?"
"I think that they write about our characters in the hit TV show 'Stargate SG-1'."
"So what, people aren't happy with the writing so they decide to write their own?"
"Yeah! It's pretty interesting. They call it fan fiction. Some of these writers make it so that I feel like I'm actually there."
"So what's this story about?"
"It's about this computer guy that works at the base and his experiences with the SGC."
"Sounds interesting enough."
The conversation was interrupted when Sam walked into the room.
"Hey Daniel, you got those translations done on that device we found on our last mission?"
"Hi Sam."
"Hi Carter."
"Hello Colonel."
"Hey Carter, did you know that people write stories about us?"
"No Sir, I didn't. I take it that's what you two are doing, reading stories about the SGC?"
"Yep! Wanna join us Carter?"
"I guess. What is this story about?"
"It's got something to do with a computer technician in the SGC and the things he has to go through."
Teal'c walked into the lab, wondering what had caught the interest of his fellow team members.
"Daniel Jackson, what is it that has captured your interest?"
"Teal'c! You're just in time to read part of this story."
"What is this story's purpose?"
"It's for enjoyment. People write about us and the SG personnel in all varieties of stories."
"If it is written about the SGC, is it not then a serious breach of security?"
"Um...no Teal'c. These stories are all fan fiction." Daniel tried to help his friend understand.
"I do not understand what a device used for propelling air to cool ones self has to do with works of literature."
"Fan fiction means that the writer of the story is the fan of a television show."
"I see, Daniel Jackson."
The page loaded and all members of SG-1 read the chapter with great interest.
(Clip from the page they're reading)
"Uh…Colonel? Do you mind if I ask…"
"I got mad…so I went to the armory, got a zat, aimed and hit it three times."
"Right. So I assume you want a new one."
"Yeah…"
"Sir…please promise me that you'll try not to let this happen again. I think it would be hazardous to my health to put in my daily report that you zatted your computer…General Hammond might think that's just a little strange."
"Not considering everything else that goes on around here…but my computer wasn't working right…"
(End above clip, start new clip)
'Well, that's the first case of someone zatting their computer. Almost matches up with the time that Major Carter overloaded her laptop when she was using those weird arm braces. Hmmm…what else do I have to do today…?' He turned the page on his clipboard and skimmed the page. 'Teach Teal'c how to use the internet…teach General Hammond how to send pictures…Replace a few broken computers on level 7.
(End Clip)
"Ha-ha Jack, I could SO see you doing that!"
"What? No way! I would never do that. I wouldn't get enough enjoyment. I'd use a claymore."
All personnel laugh hysterically except Teal'c, who simply raises an eyebrow.
"I do not see why Colonel O'Neill's dealings with computers are of enough importance to write about."
"It's for fun T. Even though I can't really do that, I might like to sometime now that I have the idea! Hey Danny, what's the next chapter about?"
"I don't know yet. It's loading now."
All members of SG-1 focus their interest on the computer monitor and stare in wonder.
(Clip...)
Daniel Jackson sat at his computer, waiting for the page to load. It took way too long to load, so he had to wait a while. Something to do with networking issues.
"Whatcha doin Danny?"
Jack made his appearance known as soon as he came into the lab.
"Well, I found this really interesting web site! It seems that there are literally thousands of stories written on us!"
"What? Really? How did they find out about the SGC?"
"I think that they write about our characters in the hit TV show 'Stargate SG-1'."
"So what, people aren't happy with the writing so they decide to write their own?"
"Yeah! It's pretty interesting. They call it fan fiction. Some of these writers make it so that I feel like I'm actually there."
"So what's this story about?"
"It's about this computer guy that works at the base and his experiences with the SGC."
"Sounds interesting enough."
(End Clip)
"What in the..."
"Carter, is this even possible?"
"It appears that this writer is actually writing about this conversation as it is occurring. This is unbelievable."
"Well scroll down, I want to know what I say next."
"Technically, now that we have found this, whatever we were going to say most likely has been changed."
"Wow...it's written here word for word..."
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Hope you liked it! I liked writing it!
If you didn't notice, they're reading my story! Yay!
J