Disney's SMACKDOWN EXTREME
CHAPTER 6: "Mortimer Vs. Kain"
The camera is back on SmackDown! with a view of Madison Square Garden on its outside.
MICHAEL: Ladies and gentlemen, we are back live on SmackDown! in the world famous Madison Square Garden in New York City. In WWE history, it is the site of WrestleMania I in 1985.
TAZZ: It's great to be home for this night of sports-entertainment, baby.
No Chance plays as Mortimer comes out with boos from the crowd.
MICHAEL: I gotta tell ya, this is gonna be a slobber-knocker as Jim Ross from RAW would say.
The bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 125 pounds, he is the Intercontinental Champion, Mortimer Mouse!
JESSE: I would love to see these guys destroy each other in this match.
TAZZ: You're gonna get that wish, Jesse.
Pyro erupts from the stage as Slow Chemical plays, signaling Kain's arrival.
MICHAEL: Here's the Demonic Vampire.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Nosgoth, weighing in at 300 pounds, Kain!
TAZZ: I think, I-I-I just love that music. Oops!
MICHAEL: You can't judge a WWE Superstar by his music, Tazz!
Kain grabs the top rope to climb onto the ring and steps over it to ignite his OWN pyro.
MICHAEL: Whoa!! Remember, the Women's Champion, Kate, gets most of her wrestling skills from this demonically evil monster, Kain.
JESSE: There are rumors he's gonna form a tag team with his mentor, the Necromancer.
Referee Tim White is given the IC Belt, gives it to the timekeeper, and calls for the bell to start this matchup.
MICHAEL: Y'know, the Necromancer Mortanious is the one who brought this psychotic demon to life.
TAZZ: Oh, there's a big right hand from the IC Champ to the Demonic Vampire, Kain.
MICHAEL: Mortimer gives Kain a bodyslam, pins him, with 1, 2, oh! A quick kick-out by the Vampire. I just don't know what's going through the mind of Mortimer Mouse right now.
JESSE: He's focusing on what's happening in his match with Kain, right now, if you see, Cole. He's gonna try to go for the Love Jerk Airplane Spin, but Kain countered it.
MICHAEL: Kain goes for the Chokeslam, but oh!!!
Tim White calls for the bell.
AUDIENCE: BOO!!!!
MICHAEL: Mortimer used a low blow.
TAZZ: Wait a minute, it's Paul Heyman!
HEYMAN: You wanna know WHY I came here during this match? Well, I came here to tell you 2 things. One, this is Paul Heyman's SmackDown! Am I right?
AUDIENCE: Boo!
HEYMAN: Here's the second thing. Did I forget to mention that this is a non-disqualification match, Kain?
MICHAEL: Oh, for cryin' out loud! Heyman said that this match has no disqualifications.
Mortimer grabs a steel chair and aims for the groin of the Demonic Vampire, knocking him out.
MICHAEL: Oh, my God! He used the steel chair, dammit! 1, 2, 3! NOOOOO...!!!!
The bell rings and No Chance plays.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, the Intercontinental Champion, Mortimer Mouse!
TAZZ: Thanks to Paul Heyman, the Demonic Vampire Kain has lost this match!
JESSE: Paul Heyman, the former owner of Extreme Championship Wrestling, has cost him this matchup.
MICHAEL: We're gonna come right back after this!
SmackDown! goes to another commercial break.
CHAPTER 6: "Mortimer Vs. Kain"
The camera is back on SmackDown! with a view of Madison Square Garden on its outside.
MICHAEL: Ladies and gentlemen, we are back live on SmackDown! in the world famous Madison Square Garden in New York City. In WWE history, it is the site of WrestleMania I in 1985.
TAZZ: It's great to be home for this night of sports-entertainment, baby.
No Chance plays as Mortimer comes out with boos from the crowd.
MICHAEL: I gotta tell ya, this is gonna be a slobber-knocker as Jim Ross from RAW would say.
The bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 125 pounds, he is the Intercontinental Champion, Mortimer Mouse!
JESSE: I would love to see these guys destroy each other in this match.
TAZZ: You're gonna get that wish, Jesse.
Pyro erupts from the stage as Slow Chemical plays, signaling Kain's arrival.
MICHAEL: Here's the Demonic Vampire.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Nosgoth, weighing in at 300 pounds, Kain!
TAZZ: I think, I-I-I just love that music. Oops!
MICHAEL: You can't judge a WWE Superstar by his music, Tazz!
Kain grabs the top rope to climb onto the ring and steps over it to ignite his OWN pyro.
MICHAEL: Whoa!! Remember, the Women's Champion, Kate, gets most of her wrestling skills from this demonically evil monster, Kain.
JESSE: There are rumors he's gonna form a tag team with his mentor, the Necromancer.
Referee Tim White is given the IC Belt, gives it to the timekeeper, and calls for the bell to start this matchup.
MICHAEL: Y'know, the Necromancer Mortanious is the one who brought this psychotic demon to life.
TAZZ: Oh, there's a big right hand from the IC Champ to the Demonic Vampire, Kain.
MICHAEL: Mortimer gives Kain a bodyslam, pins him, with 1, 2, oh! A quick kick-out by the Vampire. I just don't know what's going through the mind of Mortimer Mouse right now.
JESSE: He's focusing on what's happening in his match with Kain, right now, if you see, Cole. He's gonna try to go for the Love Jerk Airplane Spin, but Kain countered it.
MICHAEL: Kain goes for the Chokeslam, but oh!!!
Tim White calls for the bell.
AUDIENCE: BOO!!!!
MICHAEL: Mortimer used a low blow.
TAZZ: Wait a minute, it's Paul Heyman!
HEYMAN: You wanna know WHY I came here during this match? Well, I came here to tell you 2 things. One, this is Paul Heyman's SmackDown! Am I right?
AUDIENCE: Boo!
HEYMAN: Here's the second thing. Did I forget to mention that this is a non-disqualification match, Kain?
MICHAEL: Oh, for cryin' out loud! Heyman said that this match has no disqualifications.
Mortimer grabs a steel chair and aims for the groin of the Demonic Vampire, knocking him out.
MICHAEL: Oh, my God! He used the steel chair, dammit! 1, 2, 3! NOOOOO...!!!!
The bell rings and No Chance plays.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, the Intercontinental Champion, Mortimer Mouse!
TAZZ: Thanks to Paul Heyman, the Demonic Vampire Kain has lost this match!
JESSE: Paul Heyman, the former owner of Extreme Championship Wrestling, has cost him this matchup.
MICHAEL: We're gonna come right back after this!
SmackDown! goes to another commercial break.