Disney's SMACKDOWN EXTREME
CHAPTER 8 "Mickey Mouse, This is Your Life!"
SmackDown! comes back on with Mickey in the ring, ready for his "This is Your Life" segment, as the sound of the olympics starts with fans cheering and chanting a respectful chant for Leon.
AUDIENCE: You Rock! You Rock!
MICHAEL: We are back here on SmackDown! for the "This is Your Life" segment for Mickey Mouse, hosted by Leon!
Leon walks to the ring with a WWE microphone in his hand to host the segment.
LEON: Mickey Mouse, this is your life! Hear the screams and cheers of thousands inside MSG!! I went out and got the Chief Executive Officer of Disney.
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOO!!!!
LEON: That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey, say hello to Disney CEO, Michael Eisner!!
The Mickey Mouse March plays to a chorus of boos (mostly because Eisner's walking to ringside).
LEON: Hey, Michael. Tell Mickey Mouse what you think of him being back on the big screen.
MICHAEL EISNER: Tell ya what, Leon. You and Mickey've shown this much compassion and this much fitality. The idea for you, Mickey Mouse, being on the screen again will only cost me money, which is why I started being in Disney anyway!!
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!!!!!!!!!
MICHAEL EISNER: Mickey Mouse is just a worthless, has-been and a useless piece o' crap, ever since I first saw him!!
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEON: Mr. Eisner, I want you to have a Happy Meal and a Sharpshooter!!
Eisner turns around to get kicked in the gut and Happy Mealed to a standing ovation!!
TAZZ: OH! He can't do that!!
MICHAEL: He just Happed Mealed his former boss!!! Now he's goin' for the Sharpshooter!!
JESSE: Michael Eisner deserves to be assaulted!!!!!
TAZZ: MICKEY AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!
LEON: See, Mickey? This is your life! And at WrestleMania, you ARE gonna kick those SOB's candy-asses. [with audience] If ya smell-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- l-l what Leon is cookin'!
Leon's music plays, as he and Mickey walk out of the Garden.
MICHAEL: Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being with us. Thank you, Jesse Ventura for joining our commentary. We'll see you at WrestleMania!!
SmackDown! fades to the WWE logo for a last time, as the show goes off the air.
CHAPTER 8 "Mickey Mouse, This is Your Life!"
SmackDown! comes back on with Mickey in the ring, ready for his "This is Your Life" segment, as the sound of the olympics starts with fans cheering and chanting a respectful chant for Leon.
AUDIENCE: You Rock! You Rock!
MICHAEL: We are back here on SmackDown! for the "This is Your Life" segment for Mickey Mouse, hosted by Leon!
Leon walks to the ring with a WWE microphone in his hand to host the segment.
LEON: Mickey Mouse, this is your life! Hear the screams and cheers of thousands inside MSG!! I went out and got the Chief Executive Officer of Disney.
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOO!!!!
LEON: That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey, say hello to Disney CEO, Michael Eisner!!
The Mickey Mouse March plays to a chorus of boos (mostly because Eisner's walking to ringside).
LEON: Hey, Michael. Tell Mickey Mouse what you think of him being back on the big screen.
MICHAEL EISNER: Tell ya what, Leon. You and Mickey've shown this much compassion and this much fitality. The idea for you, Mickey Mouse, being on the screen again will only cost me money, which is why I started being in Disney anyway!!
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!!!!!!!!!
MICHAEL EISNER: Mickey Mouse is just a worthless, has-been and a useless piece o' crap, ever since I first saw him!!
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEON: Mr. Eisner, I want you to have a Happy Meal and a Sharpshooter!!
Eisner turns around to get kicked in the gut and Happy Mealed to a standing ovation!!
TAZZ: OH! He can't do that!!
MICHAEL: He just Happed Mealed his former boss!!! Now he's goin' for the Sharpshooter!!
JESSE: Michael Eisner deserves to be assaulted!!!!!
TAZZ: MICKEY AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!
LEON: See, Mickey? This is your life! And at WrestleMania, you ARE gonna kick those SOB's candy-asses. [with audience] If ya smell-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- l-l what Leon is cookin'!
Leon's music plays, as he and Mickey walk out of the Garden.
MICHAEL: Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being with us. Thank you, Jesse Ventura for joining our commentary. We'll see you at WrestleMania!!
SmackDown! fades to the WWE logo for a last time, as the show goes off the air.