Minna-san konnichi wa! A new Smash Bros. fanfic! For all of you who
are reading this because you like my other Smash Bros. fic, thanks! For all
of you who haven't read my other Smash Bros. fic, read it too!
Obligatory but undesired disclaimer (OBUD): I won't say it! You can't make me! *sees Nintendo lawyers holding baseball bats* Ok! I don't own Smash Bros.
Bugspray Café Chapter 1
The day was dark and dreary. But who cares about minor details like that. Mr. Game & Watch glanced over the counter. "Customers!" he yelled to the back room as Zelda and Peach entered.
They took a table as Kirby rushed out to serve the customers. "Hi Kirby!" Zelda said happily. "How's it going?"
Kirby smiled. "Not bad," he replied. "How're you princesses doing?"
Peach grinned. "Can't complain," she answered. Kirby handed each of them a menu and zoomed to the kitchen, where he resumed his task of flipping pancakes.
In the kitchen, there was usually 3 workers: Kirby, Jigglypuff and Pikachu. Occasionally, Pichu or Young Link would pop in to help, but today it was just Kirby, Jigglypuff and Pikachu. Each of them was doing the same things they always do: Kirby, with the pancakes; Jigglypuff, with the hamburgers; and Pikachu, with the pizza. Nobody did the bacon but Mr. Game & Watch, because he owned the café and bacon was his specialty.
"Hey Kirby!" Jigglypuff yelled. "Heads up!" A hamburger flipped through the air and landed right next to Kirby's special pancakes.
"Hey!" Kirby replied. "Watch where you're flipping that! It nearly contaminated my pancakes!"
Pikachu chuckled and continued with his pizza. "Kirby and his pancakes," he thought to himself.
Meanwhile, a freezing Link and Roy entered the café. Zelda spotted her friend and greeted him warmly. "Link!" she called. "Over here!" She and Peach scooted over so Link and Roy could join them. Roy hesitated, but sat down on the other side of Peach.
Link smiled at the princesses. "What's up?"
Zelda smirked. "Oh, I can tell you plenty of things that are up, such as the sky, the ceiling, that fly, the storm clouds, the rain..."
"Ok! I get it!" Link said aggravated.
Roy yawned. "I'm tired," he said, stretching.
Link snorted. "Well, maybe you wouldn't be so tired if you actually managed to get to bed on time! You are the laziest roommate I've ever had!"
Roy sighed. "Guess what," he said to Peach.
"It's Christmas," Peach guessed.
Roy glared at her. "No..."
Peach contemplated for a moment. "You're the Easter bunny."
Roy continued to glare. "Guess again, Princess."
Peach considered her options. "Mario is going to give me a gigantic birthday party!"
Roy glared at her some more. "No."
Peach sighed. "Ok, I give up."
Roy was still glaring at her. "It's raining."
Peach groaned. "Gee, ya THINK?"
Link acted shocked. "Roy thinks? But in order to do that, he would need a brain!"
Kirby laughed. "Are you guys ready to order yet?"
Zelda blinked. "Oh, hey Kirby! Uhm... are we ready to order?"
Link waved his hand. "Oh, c'mon Kirby, you know what I'd order anyway, so just write that down!"
Kirby smiled. "One pancake-bacon-pizza coming up!"
Peach was confused. "Pancake-bacon-pizza? What the heck is that?"
Zelda sighed dreamily. "A delicious gargantuan pizza topped with syrup and bacon. It's the best."
Kirby grinned. "So I take it that's what you're ordering too, Zelda?"
Zelda nodded happily. "Yup!"
Kirby wrote down Zelda's order, then said to Peach and Roy, "What'll it be for you two?"
Peach sighed. "Just pancakes for me," she replied. "I'm afraid I don't have those Hylian stomachs."
Roy looked slightly disgusted. "Neither do I," he groaned. "I'll just have bacon."
Kirby waved his notepad around. "Anything else?"
Link grinned. "Orange juice!"
Zelda smiled. "Of course! Orange juice for healthy... uh... what was it again?" She glanced at Link uncertainly, who merely shrugged. "Oh well. Four glasses of orange juice."
Roy smiled evilly. "And sugar! Lots and lots and lots of sugar!"
Kirby rolled his eyes. "Whatever..." he said as he zoomed back to the kitchen.
As they all ate in silence, Zelda and Roy were glaring at each other. Link decided something was up and was determined to figure it out.
To be continued...
There, that should hold me for a while from GCFOCT...
Obligatory but undesired disclaimer (OBUD): I won't say it! You can't make me! *sees Nintendo lawyers holding baseball bats* Ok! I don't own Smash Bros.
Bugspray Café Chapter 1
The day was dark and dreary. But who cares about minor details like that. Mr. Game & Watch glanced over the counter. "Customers!" he yelled to the back room as Zelda and Peach entered.
They took a table as Kirby rushed out to serve the customers. "Hi Kirby!" Zelda said happily. "How's it going?"
Kirby smiled. "Not bad," he replied. "How're you princesses doing?"
Peach grinned. "Can't complain," she answered. Kirby handed each of them a menu and zoomed to the kitchen, where he resumed his task of flipping pancakes.
In the kitchen, there was usually 3 workers: Kirby, Jigglypuff and Pikachu. Occasionally, Pichu or Young Link would pop in to help, but today it was just Kirby, Jigglypuff and Pikachu. Each of them was doing the same things they always do: Kirby, with the pancakes; Jigglypuff, with the hamburgers; and Pikachu, with the pizza. Nobody did the bacon but Mr. Game & Watch, because he owned the café and bacon was his specialty.
"Hey Kirby!" Jigglypuff yelled. "Heads up!" A hamburger flipped through the air and landed right next to Kirby's special pancakes.
"Hey!" Kirby replied. "Watch where you're flipping that! It nearly contaminated my pancakes!"
Pikachu chuckled and continued with his pizza. "Kirby and his pancakes," he thought to himself.
Meanwhile, a freezing Link and Roy entered the café. Zelda spotted her friend and greeted him warmly. "Link!" she called. "Over here!" She and Peach scooted over so Link and Roy could join them. Roy hesitated, but sat down on the other side of Peach.
Link smiled at the princesses. "What's up?"
Zelda smirked. "Oh, I can tell you plenty of things that are up, such as the sky, the ceiling, that fly, the storm clouds, the rain..."
"Ok! I get it!" Link said aggravated.
Roy yawned. "I'm tired," he said, stretching.
Link snorted. "Well, maybe you wouldn't be so tired if you actually managed to get to bed on time! You are the laziest roommate I've ever had!"
Roy sighed. "Guess what," he said to Peach.
"It's Christmas," Peach guessed.
Roy glared at her. "No..."
Peach contemplated for a moment. "You're the Easter bunny."
Roy continued to glare. "Guess again, Princess."
Peach considered her options. "Mario is going to give me a gigantic birthday party!"
Roy glared at her some more. "No."
Peach sighed. "Ok, I give up."
Roy was still glaring at her. "It's raining."
Peach groaned. "Gee, ya THINK?"
Link acted shocked. "Roy thinks? But in order to do that, he would need a brain!"
Kirby laughed. "Are you guys ready to order yet?"
Zelda blinked. "Oh, hey Kirby! Uhm... are we ready to order?"
Link waved his hand. "Oh, c'mon Kirby, you know what I'd order anyway, so just write that down!"
Kirby smiled. "One pancake-bacon-pizza coming up!"
Peach was confused. "Pancake-bacon-pizza? What the heck is that?"
Zelda sighed dreamily. "A delicious gargantuan pizza topped with syrup and bacon. It's the best."
Kirby grinned. "So I take it that's what you're ordering too, Zelda?"
Zelda nodded happily. "Yup!"
Kirby wrote down Zelda's order, then said to Peach and Roy, "What'll it be for you two?"
Peach sighed. "Just pancakes for me," she replied. "I'm afraid I don't have those Hylian stomachs."
Roy looked slightly disgusted. "Neither do I," he groaned. "I'll just have bacon."
Kirby waved his notepad around. "Anything else?"
Link grinned. "Orange juice!"
Zelda smiled. "Of course! Orange juice for healthy... uh... what was it again?" She glanced at Link uncertainly, who merely shrugged. "Oh well. Four glasses of orange juice."
Roy smiled evilly. "And sugar! Lots and lots and lots of sugar!"
Kirby rolled his eyes. "Whatever..." he said as he zoomed back to the kitchen.
As they all ate in silence, Zelda and Roy were glaring at each other. Link decided something was up and was determined to figure it out.
To be continued...
There, that should hold me for a while from GCFOCT...