Hello! I'm sorry I didn't update sooner, but I have a marvellous excuse . .
. I mean reason (cough). I am officially a STUDENT! That's right folks;
this is winging its way from Bath University. But don't worry, while uni
might delay me, it will never stop me updating. So, first, lets reply to my
many reviewers (I love you guys!)
Pointy Ears Are My Thing - I agree.I really had to explain what had happened . . . I'm just sorry I didn't thing of it until now. But I had time before Huinesoron updated so all's good. I guess Merrylyn has to calm down, unless I can enter negotiations with Huiney (he'll love that!) I want Merrylyn! It's not fair, Liliac got her, humph!
Malfoyelf - Are you suggesting I have fangirl tendencies?!?!? Damn, I thought I'd hidden them so well! LOL, no, I do have a slight thing for Legolas, but Alicia is wildly exaggerated . . . as Hirilnara I am completely unaffected by the golden wonder . . . ahem . . . anyway. Yes the fangirl makeover, and sauron lol, well, he fell for it once, it was too easy to take advantage of . . . and updating now
Huinesoron - yes, you do need to write, I need your genius to inspire me (realises this could seriously inflate you ego) well, I managed ok on my own . . . ah, who am I kidding . . . keep writing!
The Nobel Platypus - Hmmm, first Pointy then u . . . I'm not sure if encouraging Legolas chasing fangirls is in the ISPCE job description . . . Ah, who cares! Carry on reviewing . . . please!
Elanhin - that's ok, I understand, sniff, if ur too busy I guess that's ok (sob) nah, just kidding its cool . . . im glad I'm brightening up the world, makes me feel warm n fuzzy inside!
Bulma - Thank u for giving me something to read! Not enough room at uni for all my books! Merrylyn is sort of back, but not in my team yet . . . sigh . . . That's ok about the not reviewing Happy (belated) Birthday! And as u can see, am continuing!
And now, story time boys 'n' girls!
Chapter 4 - Calling all Fangirls! Your prince needs you!
Numbly she walked to where he had vanished, tracing his exact footsteps even in her blind trance. How long she stood staring at the empty air where the shimmering blue portal had swallowed him up she didn't know, but she suddenly realised she was crying. She swiped away the tears, shaking her head in disbelief. He couldn't be . . . it was impossible . . . but there was no other explanation . . . Legolas had gone bad! This thought instantly summoned up an image of Legolas in leather, astride a motor bike . . . But there was no time for that! This wasn't a good bad! She momentarily got distracted by the contradiction, and then focused on the task in hand. Legolas had deliberately attacked a defenceless old hobbit; based on the claim his son had annoyed him! Still she fought the obvious . . . Maybe he wasn't bad . . . maybe Sam was annoying! Not in the film (well, she might have missed it, what with drooling over Legolas) but maybe in the books . . . There was only one thing she could do . . . she was going home!
She put down "Return of the King" with a shaking hand and a heavy heart. She had borrowed the entire series from her brother (he had fallen off the chair in shock when she had asked) and nowhere in the hundreds of pages had Sam directly annoyed Legolas. So he was bad. She let this sink in. But, just when it seemed she was going to actually accept her elf had a flaw, she came up with a flash of brilliance. Legolas may be bad . . . but he had obviously been corrupted and was therefore innocent of all wicked deeds he has committed!!! (Yes, loop hole discovered, breakdown avoided!)
She had to save him! Poor sweet Legolas, so obviously tormented by some unspeakable curse that turned him into a pancake wielding monster! And she could guess who had done it too! Those evil kitchen assistants! Girls all of them! Why hadn't she realised, they must be keeping him for their own evil plans, corrupting HER golden prince! Well, she couldn't leave him in their evil clutches! She needed a plan . . .
Leaning back from the computer she smiled. Her plan was foolproof! Now she could get back to her love! She clicked post, and the following message flashed onto Legolas_is_god's homepage;
CALLING ALL FANGIRLS! YOUR PRINCE NEEDS YOU! Legolas is in serious peril, and he needs dedicated girls to save him. If you love the most gorgeous elf in the world as much as I do, sign up today, and together we will rescue him, and keep him safe with us forever!
(A/N) Sorry this took so long to add. If anyone wants to be in this story the Legolas Rescue Squad is recruiting now, review and sign up on the craziest most hormone driven mission ever!
Pointy Ears Are My Thing - I agree.I really had to explain what had happened . . . I'm just sorry I didn't thing of it until now. But I had time before Huinesoron updated so all's good. I guess Merrylyn has to calm down, unless I can enter negotiations with Huiney (he'll love that!) I want Merrylyn! It's not fair, Liliac got her, humph!
Malfoyelf - Are you suggesting I have fangirl tendencies?!?!? Damn, I thought I'd hidden them so well! LOL, no, I do have a slight thing for Legolas, but Alicia is wildly exaggerated . . . as Hirilnara I am completely unaffected by the golden wonder . . . ahem . . . anyway. Yes the fangirl makeover, and sauron lol, well, he fell for it once, it was too easy to take advantage of . . . and updating now
Huinesoron - yes, you do need to write, I need your genius to inspire me (realises this could seriously inflate you ego) well, I managed ok on my own . . . ah, who am I kidding . . . keep writing!
The Nobel Platypus - Hmmm, first Pointy then u . . . I'm not sure if encouraging Legolas chasing fangirls is in the ISPCE job description . . . Ah, who cares! Carry on reviewing . . . please!
Elanhin - that's ok, I understand, sniff, if ur too busy I guess that's ok (sob) nah, just kidding its cool . . . im glad I'm brightening up the world, makes me feel warm n fuzzy inside!
Bulma - Thank u for giving me something to read! Not enough room at uni for all my books! Merrylyn is sort of back, but not in my team yet . . . sigh . . . That's ok about the not reviewing Happy (belated) Birthday! And as u can see, am continuing!
And now, story time boys 'n' girls!
Chapter 4 - Calling all Fangirls! Your prince needs you!
Numbly she walked to where he had vanished, tracing his exact footsteps even in her blind trance. How long she stood staring at the empty air where the shimmering blue portal had swallowed him up she didn't know, but she suddenly realised she was crying. She swiped away the tears, shaking her head in disbelief. He couldn't be . . . it was impossible . . . but there was no other explanation . . . Legolas had gone bad! This thought instantly summoned up an image of Legolas in leather, astride a motor bike . . . But there was no time for that! This wasn't a good bad! She momentarily got distracted by the contradiction, and then focused on the task in hand. Legolas had deliberately attacked a defenceless old hobbit; based on the claim his son had annoyed him! Still she fought the obvious . . . Maybe he wasn't bad . . . maybe Sam was annoying! Not in the film (well, she might have missed it, what with drooling over Legolas) but maybe in the books . . . There was only one thing she could do . . . she was going home!
She put down "Return of the King" with a shaking hand and a heavy heart. She had borrowed the entire series from her brother (he had fallen off the chair in shock when she had asked) and nowhere in the hundreds of pages had Sam directly annoyed Legolas. So he was bad. She let this sink in. But, just when it seemed she was going to actually accept her elf had a flaw, she came up with a flash of brilliance. Legolas may be bad . . . but he had obviously been corrupted and was therefore innocent of all wicked deeds he has committed!!! (Yes, loop hole discovered, breakdown avoided!)
She had to save him! Poor sweet Legolas, so obviously tormented by some unspeakable curse that turned him into a pancake wielding monster! And she could guess who had done it too! Those evil kitchen assistants! Girls all of them! Why hadn't she realised, they must be keeping him for their own evil plans, corrupting HER golden prince! Well, she couldn't leave him in their evil clutches! She needed a plan . . .
Leaning back from the computer she smiled. Her plan was foolproof! Now she could get back to her love! She clicked post, and the following message flashed onto Legolas_is_god's homepage;
CALLING ALL FANGIRLS! YOUR PRINCE NEEDS YOU! Legolas is in serious peril, and he needs dedicated girls to save him. If you love the most gorgeous elf in the world as much as I do, sign up today, and together we will rescue him, and keep him safe with us forever!
(A/N) Sorry this took so long to add. If anyone wants to be in this story the Legolas Rescue Squad is recruiting now, review and sign up on the craziest most hormone driven mission ever!