I'm baaaaaaaaack! Had my first lecture today and needed some relaxation . .
. so you lucky people now have this to read! Here's a big hello to all
those lovely reviews who make my life bearable (you know who you are :-D)
Here are your replies!
The Noble Platypus - Yes you can join (see A/N at the end) No you CANNOT destroy! Cheek! I am continuing, despite the fact you want to destroy what is going to be ridiculously funny. Please do give serious thought to joining the squad though! (Its not impossible, if you read to the end you'll see why!)
Elanhin - Yes it can! Read the author note and your problems will be solved! And when you join the squad, you won't just be waiting to see what crazy plans they come up with . . . you'll be right there making them!
Huinesoron -Thank you! Wow, I can still make you laugh, even all the way from Bath! RESULT! And believe me; you would be surprised what a fan girl would do to keep her hero pure from taint, and to save her delusions! Um, I hope you realise I'll now be pestering you for details, as I still haven't got around to reading them myself *^_^* sowwie!
Malfoyelf - hmmm, I guess I believe you . . . you sound so sincere it's hard to doubt you ;-) Yes, it's quite a skill, to be that delusional . . . I should know, I have frequently stepped over the boundary! Aww, no more review? But I updated, look! And so far, no definite volunteers :-( . . . although hopefully that will change soon
And now, on with the show!
Chapter 5 - Enough is ENOUGH!!!!
Portalling back from the real world, decided Alicia, was a bit of a headache. Not only did she feel slightly nauseous at the change in reality, but it messed her hair up. She looked around and, seeing no Legolas, wrestled with the choice of finding him first, or sorting out her hair. The hair won (Well, she couldn't risk facing him looking like this!). She snuck into a corner to straighten it out. She was just cursing the fact that the evil assistants had bewitched Legolas into picking this dank dark headquarters (had they never heard of mirrors? Feathers? PINK?!?!), when she heard him scream. She realised this could be her moment to save him, before he was once again influenced by those wretched girls, but alas, she was too late, as she saw THEM and the dashing dark haired elf from before (he was probably bewitched too . . . they'd have to thing about rescuing him, if it didn't interfere in saving Legolas) running into the kitchen. She peaked around the door frame, and to her horror saw a balrog. Enough was ENOUGH! Was it not bad enough that these . . . females . . . had taken HER prince, but now they subjected him to such danger! Ok, so it was on the small size, but still! She was mentally stepping up the mission to as soon as possible, when she heard a mighty roar. The door, and the surrounding wall, collapsed and there stood a balrog, of the definitely-NOT-mini variety. Alicia considered trying to save Legolas in the confusion, but there were too many people. So she stood, helpless at the doorway, as the most terrifying scene in her life played out before her eyes.
She watched, breathless, as Legolas, proud tall golden Legolas, single- handedley defeated the balrog! She was silently cheering, when she saw him faint. It took every ounce of will power not to run into the room and revive him, but who knew what the assistants might do? So, with clenched fists, she watched the assistants drag him into a portal. Using her generator, now a fetching shade of pink (she had used her nail vanish to decorate it while she had been at home) and saw he was now somewhere called Mirrormere. "Soon, my love" she whispered into the ruined kitchen "I will save you! I . . ." Then she saw the balrog start to stir, squeaked, and opened her own portal to where her prince now was!
(A/N) Once again, thank you for my reviewers . . . However, I noticed a theme . . . you seem to think you cannot join the rescue squad if you are an assistant. Well, I myself am an assistant, and the solution is pretty simple . . . If you want to be involved, make up a fan girl persona and you too can be in two places at once (it's quite fun really!) So please, join the squad, or I'll be forced to use a range of flat, lifeless characters (what do you mean, Alicia is flat and lifeless?!?!?) Seriously, I would love to have some of you involved!!! Apologies to the assistants whose heroic actions in the battle were blatantly ignored during the battle, and for the slander Alicia is putting on your good names . . . She is delusional and a fangirl, and as such, should be excused such ignorant actions. Apart from that, you may have noticed 2 things (being intelligent, sophisticated Huinesoron fans) . . . 1) I don't actually know what Alicia looks like. Any suggestions? I can make up a description, but some input would be much appreciated . . . 2) I'm running out of flowery phrases to refer to Legolas . . . help! Please? Oh yeah, 1 little thing I forgot . . . review . . . pwease?
The Noble Platypus - Yes you can join (see A/N at the end) No you CANNOT destroy! Cheek! I am continuing, despite the fact you want to destroy what is going to be ridiculously funny. Please do give serious thought to joining the squad though! (Its not impossible, if you read to the end you'll see why!)
Elanhin - Yes it can! Read the author note and your problems will be solved! And when you join the squad, you won't just be waiting to see what crazy plans they come up with . . . you'll be right there making them!
Huinesoron -Thank you! Wow, I can still make you laugh, even all the way from Bath! RESULT! And believe me; you would be surprised what a fan girl would do to keep her hero pure from taint, and to save her delusions! Um, I hope you realise I'll now be pestering you for details, as I still haven't got around to reading them myself *^_^* sowwie!
Malfoyelf - hmmm, I guess I believe you . . . you sound so sincere it's hard to doubt you ;-) Yes, it's quite a skill, to be that delusional . . . I should know, I have frequently stepped over the boundary! Aww, no more review? But I updated, look! And so far, no definite volunteers :-( . . . although hopefully that will change soon
And now, on with the show!
Chapter 5 - Enough is ENOUGH!!!!
Portalling back from the real world, decided Alicia, was a bit of a headache. Not only did she feel slightly nauseous at the change in reality, but it messed her hair up. She looked around and, seeing no Legolas, wrestled with the choice of finding him first, or sorting out her hair. The hair won (Well, she couldn't risk facing him looking like this!). She snuck into a corner to straighten it out. She was just cursing the fact that the evil assistants had bewitched Legolas into picking this dank dark headquarters (had they never heard of mirrors? Feathers? PINK?!?!), when she heard him scream. She realised this could be her moment to save him, before he was once again influenced by those wretched girls, but alas, she was too late, as she saw THEM and the dashing dark haired elf from before (he was probably bewitched too . . . they'd have to thing about rescuing him, if it didn't interfere in saving Legolas) running into the kitchen. She peaked around the door frame, and to her horror saw a balrog. Enough was ENOUGH! Was it not bad enough that these . . . females . . . had taken HER prince, but now they subjected him to such danger! Ok, so it was on the small size, but still! She was mentally stepping up the mission to as soon as possible, when she heard a mighty roar. The door, and the surrounding wall, collapsed and there stood a balrog, of the definitely-NOT-mini variety. Alicia considered trying to save Legolas in the confusion, but there were too many people. So she stood, helpless at the doorway, as the most terrifying scene in her life played out before her eyes.
She watched, breathless, as Legolas, proud tall golden Legolas, single- handedley defeated the balrog! She was silently cheering, when she saw him faint. It took every ounce of will power not to run into the room and revive him, but who knew what the assistants might do? So, with clenched fists, she watched the assistants drag him into a portal. Using her generator, now a fetching shade of pink (she had used her nail vanish to decorate it while she had been at home) and saw he was now somewhere called Mirrormere. "Soon, my love" she whispered into the ruined kitchen "I will save you! I . . ." Then she saw the balrog start to stir, squeaked, and opened her own portal to where her prince now was!
(A/N) Once again, thank you for my reviewers . . . However, I noticed a theme . . . you seem to think you cannot join the rescue squad if you are an assistant. Well, I myself am an assistant, and the solution is pretty simple . . . If you want to be involved, make up a fan girl persona and you too can be in two places at once (it's quite fun really!) So please, join the squad, or I'll be forced to use a range of flat, lifeless characters (what do you mean, Alicia is flat and lifeless?!?!?) Seriously, I would love to have some of you involved!!! Apologies to the assistants whose heroic actions in the battle were blatantly ignored during the battle, and for the slander Alicia is putting on your good names . . . She is delusional and a fangirl, and as such, should be excused such ignorant actions. Apart from that, you may have noticed 2 things (being intelligent, sophisticated Huinesoron fans) . . . 1) I don't actually know what Alicia looks like. Any suggestions? I can make up a description, but some input would be much appreciated . . . 2) I'm running out of flowery phrases to refer to Legolas . . . help! Please? Oh yeah, 1 little thing I forgot . . . review . . . pwease?