It's me again! And here we have another exciting Diary update! And best of
all, its based on a pancakes chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hyper again, more people are signing up! Why are you all so nice to me?
Huinesoron - First to review this time, much better! Glad you don't mind being pestered since it was going to happen anyway! I am writing more and I won't overtake you . . . much!!! :-D
Pointy Ears Are My Thing - Don't worry, the names are brill, they'll come in handy! I'm glad you're better now, I never knew purple hair was a cure for fever . . . I'll have to try it out sometime! Glad Mandy doesn't mind being in the story, I promise no harm will come to the rescue squad. Is she reading this and Pancakes? (Waves at Mandy if she's reading)
The Noble Platypus - Boy your keen! 2 fangirls . . . I don't think I'll use the flute, these are meant to be relatively realistic, sorry. And I am afraid I have no idea about classical music so her depth might appear rather shallow. Again, sorry (grovels for forgiveness)
Malfoyelf - Heeeeeeeeres Rose! Your wish is my command! Oh and by the way, Legally Blonde is one of my favourite movies!
Elanhin - All rescue squad members survive or I'll want to know why!
Liliac - We have talked about the fire, and even though I see no evidence of reviews, you know I have talked to Huinesoron about this . . . Poor poor Alicia! And I'm writing now, so nyah! :-P
Lady of Mowzerness - Okay dokey, will do!
Phaidra - Yes you can! That's perfect, you will join us today! And have you read Pancakes! The original inspiration and in my opinion twice as funny as this!
Bulma Greenleaf - Galadriël Telrúnya aka Suzan is born! Thank you for the information, very useful . . . hope you continue to enjoy the story
Merrylyn - You're forgiven!!! It was like Christmas, a sudden downfall of wonderful reviews! And I missed hearing from you, because I knew I would enjoy your reviews . . . however that doesn't mean you can leave it for ages again, because you can't! Hmmm, cloning . . . not this chapter (too much happening) but I feel a fangirl road trip to ISPCE in the near future :-D ! And yes, Alicia is a prime fan girl example, I just needed her to be slightly more cunning than average so this story could progress! And you're free now! YAY!!! Even if MEAPs did get you :-P . . . I'm going to skip a couple of reviews because everyone is probably waiting for the story to start, but I appreciate each and every one and all information is being stored for later . . . Yay for the plushie!
So, how will the fangirls fair when they meet Legolas for the first time? I'm sure you can guess, but just in case . . .
Chapter 7 - Hormone overdrive!
In the ruined remains of what had once been the glorious Kitchen, Mandy, Mary and Tiffany were involved in a heated debate about an incredibly serious matter. "Well, it's my poster so I say it goes in MY room!" Mary tugged the corner so the poster rolled towards her. "But you've got 15 in there already! It's not fair!" Mandy grabbed the edge nearest her and tugged so the poster unrolled. It was a glorious life sized Legolas, smiling mysteriously at the camera. The three girls looked at it and sighed. Then the squabbling broke out again.
Alicia walked in to see Mary arms wrapped tight around a poster, Mandy stomping her feet and Tiffany tugging at Mary's arms. Midnight was on the table, hissing and arching her back. "ENOUGH!" The three girls all turned silently to look at Alicia, who giggled happily. She had never sounded so authorative! "What's wrong?" She asked quietly. Immediately they all started to talk. Alicia picked out "poster", "room" and "WANT!" "Could you show me the poster in question, please?" Mary unrolled it and Alicia stared. Her immediate response was "Well, I'm the leader so I say it goes in MY room!" However, she knew this wasn't fair. "It can go in the main meeting area, so we can all see it" There was some grumbling, but Alicia didn't want to risk too much authority in one day, so she decided to sidetrack them. "I've brought more squad members" she sidestepped so the people inside and outside the room could see each other.
"This is Sarah" This was a brown eyed girl, average height, with striking bronze hair. "The lady of mowzerness. Are you sure you won't tell me your real name?" The petite girl with the raven black hair shock her head. "Oh well. This is Rose" A tall beautiful blonde, who was winding a strand of hair round her finger waved shyly. "Phaidra" another blonde, not quite as tall and more toned looking. "And finally Suzan, who would like to be called Galadriël Telrúnya" Another average sized girl but with short purple hair, smiled and winked her bright blue eyes.
"Now you all know why we are here! But first, we need to get organised. I'm going to split you into sub groups, so we can do this effectively. Right, Tiffany, Rose and Mary, you're the decorating squad . . . "
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A while later and the fangirls were in the woods, trying to find the best position for what was to come. Thanks to Merrylyn's training, Alicia had managed to portal everyone to where Legolas was going to be, but 5 minutes earlier. Suddenly there were voices and two handsome dark haired elves came into the clearing. A collective sigh broke out from the fangirls, but the elves were too busy talking to notice. Then Legolas appeared. Alicia felt Rose go to run to him, and grabbed her, shaking her head violently. The other fangirls, behind Alicia, surged forwards. Alicia panicked. This was something she hadn't counted on! Too many fangirls all on a Legolas high! How could she control them? She was so busy trying to decide what to do she didn't see Legolas splatting the elves. From the muffled gasp, the other fangirls had.
As Legolas headed out of the clearing, Alicia fixed each of the fangirls with a steady stare. "That is why we are here. Legolas is not himself. A foolish move now could mean disaster for the whole mission. We will go back to headquarters, and we will start a training session. Next time you encounter Legolas, we need to be in control. No matter how gorgeous, no matter how goldenly delicious he looks, he is under evil influence. Do not forget." She opened the portal, and the fangirls filed through.
She watched them, and thought. She couldn't handle this alone. She needed someone with experience to help her train the girls. . . She needed Merrylyn!
(A/N) Well, what do you think? Can Alicia pull this off? Will she find a way to get Merrylyn? Do I know? Do you care? I'll update anyway, but reviews will lift my mood and speed my typing fingers!
Huinesoron - First to review this time, much better! Glad you don't mind being pestered since it was going to happen anyway! I am writing more and I won't overtake you . . . much!!! :-D
Pointy Ears Are My Thing - Don't worry, the names are brill, they'll come in handy! I'm glad you're better now, I never knew purple hair was a cure for fever . . . I'll have to try it out sometime! Glad Mandy doesn't mind being in the story, I promise no harm will come to the rescue squad. Is she reading this and Pancakes? (Waves at Mandy if she's reading)
The Noble Platypus - Boy your keen! 2 fangirls . . . I don't think I'll use the flute, these are meant to be relatively realistic, sorry. And I am afraid I have no idea about classical music so her depth might appear rather shallow. Again, sorry (grovels for forgiveness)
Malfoyelf - Heeeeeeeeres Rose! Your wish is my command! Oh and by the way, Legally Blonde is one of my favourite movies!
Elanhin - All rescue squad members survive or I'll want to know why!
Liliac - We have talked about the fire, and even though I see no evidence of reviews, you know I have talked to Huinesoron about this . . . Poor poor Alicia! And I'm writing now, so nyah! :-P
Lady of Mowzerness - Okay dokey, will do!
Phaidra - Yes you can! That's perfect, you will join us today! And have you read Pancakes! The original inspiration and in my opinion twice as funny as this!
Bulma Greenleaf - Galadriël Telrúnya aka Suzan is born! Thank you for the information, very useful . . . hope you continue to enjoy the story
Merrylyn - You're forgiven!!! It was like Christmas, a sudden downfall of wonderful reviews! And I missed hearing from you, because I knew I would enjoy your reviews . . . however that doesn't mean you can leave it for ages again, because you can't! Hmmm, cloning . . . not this chapter (too much happening) but I feel a fangirl road trip to ISPCE in the near future :-D ! And yes, Alicia is a prime fan girl example, I just needed her to be slightly more cunning than average so this story could progress! And you're free now! YAY!!! Even if MEAPs did get you :-P . . . I'm going to skip a couple of reviews because everyone is probably waiting for the story to start, but I appreciate each and every one and all information is being stored for later . . . Yay for the plushie!
So, how will the fangirls fair when they meet Legolas for the first time? I'm sure you can guess, but just in case . . .
Chapter 7 - Hormone overdrive!
In the ruined remains of what had once been the glorious Kitchen, Mandy, Mary and Tiffany were involved in a heated debate about an incredibly serious matter. "Well, it's my poster so I say it goes in MY room!" Mary tugged the corner so the poster rolled towards her. "But you've got 15 in there already! It's not fair!" Mandy grabbed the edge nearest her and tugged so the poster unrolled. It was a glorious life sized Legolas, smiling mysteriously at the camera. The three girls looked at it and sighed. Then the squabbling broke out again.
Alicia walked in to see Mary arms wrapped tight around a poster, Mandy stomping her feet and Tiffany tugging at Mary's arms. Midnight was on the table, hissing and arching her back. "ENOUGH!" The three girls all turned silently to look at Alicia, who giggled happily. She had never sounded so authorative! "What's wrong?" She asked quietly. Immediately they all started to talk. Alicia picked out "poster", "room" and "WANT!" "Could you show me the poster in question, please?" Mary unrolled it and Alicia stared. Her immediate response was "Well, I'm the leader so I say it goes in MY room!" However, she knew this wasn't fair. "It can go in the main meeting area, so we can all see it" There was some grumbling, but Alicia didn't want to risk too much authority in one day, so she decided to sidetrack them. "I've brought more squad members" she sidestepped so the people inside and outside the room could see each other.
"This is Sarah" This was a brown eyed girl, average height, with striking bronze hair. "The lady of mowzerness. Are you sure you won't tell me your real name?" The petite girl with the raven black hair shock her head. "Oh well. This is Rose" A tall beautiful blonde, who was winding a strand of hair round her finger waved shyly. "Phaidra" another blonde, not quite as tall and more toned looking. "And finally Suzan, who would like to be called Galadriël Telrúnya" Another average sized girl but with short purple hair, smiled and winked her bright blue eyes.
"Now you all know why we are here! But first, we need to get organised. I'm going to split you into sub groups, so we can do this effectively. Right, Tiffany, Rose and Mary, you're the decorating squad . . . "
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A while later and the fangirls were in the woods, trying to find the best position for what was to come. Thanks to Merrylyn's training, Alicia had managed to portal everyone to where Legolas was going to be, but 5 minutes earlier. Suddenly there were voices and two handsome dark haired elves came into the clearing. A collective sigh broke out from the fangirls, but the elves were too busy talking to notice. Then Legolas appeared. Alicia felt Rose go to run to him, and grabbed her, shaking her head violently. The other fangirls, behind Alicia, surged forwards. Alicia panicked. This was something she hadn't counted on! Too many fangirls all on a Legolas high! How could she control them? She was so busy trying to decide what to do she didn't see Legolas splatting the elves. From the muffled gasp, the other fangirls had.
As Legolas headed out of the clearing, Alicia fixed each of the fangirls with a steady stare. "That is why we are here. Legolas is not himself. A foolish move now could mean disaster for the whole mission. We will go back to headquarters, and we will start a training session. Next time you encounter Legolas, we need to be in control. No matter how gorgeous, no matter how goldenly delicious he looks, he is under evil influence. Do not forget." She opened the portal, and the fangirls filed through.
She watched them, and thought. She couldn't handle this alone. She needed someone with experience to help her train the girls. . . She needed Merrylyn!
(A/N) Well, what do you think? Can Alicia pull this off? Will she find a way to get Merrylyn? Do I know? Do you care? I'll update anyway, but reviews will lift my mood and speed my typing fingers!