I Hate You

by GhostHelwig

A poem from Eddy to Edd. Very slash. And rated R for a reason.

Disclaimer – I don't own Ed, Edd N Eddy, nor do I profit from them.  Rated R for sexual phrases; if the rating seems high, well, I don't wanna be corrupting the youth and all.

Author's Note – This poem (which has Nothing to do with the other I wrote) presupposes a sexual relationship between Edd and Eddy.  If that bothers you, please leave by the designated exit.  Thank you.

To those who've stayed, enjoy.  Peace, all.

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I Hate You

by Eddy, to Edd

I hate that stupid hat

I hate that stupid gap

I hate that smart mouth

I hate that unhappy pout

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I hate you when you're right

I hate you when we fight

I hate when you let me win

I hate when you won't let me in

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I hate that you can't run

I hate when you're no fun

I hate that you make me stop

I hate that you're not a top

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I hate that you use big words

Almost as much as I hate birds

I hate when I make you cry

I hate that you'll never say goodbye

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I hate that I step all over you

I hate what you help me do

I hate when you beg me for mercy

I hate when you speak tersely

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I hate when I land on top of you

'Cause of what it makes me want to do

I hate that I can't stop

I hate that I like to be your top

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I hate what you make me do

I hate that you let me make fun of you

I hate when you do your chores

I'd rather feel you doing me more

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I hate when I shout at you

I hate what I make you do

I hate that you don't stop me

I hate what I can't be

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I hate that you're such a geek

And I hate that you're so meek

I hate that you're a boy

And I hate that you bring me joy

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And I hate the way you love

I hate that you fit me like a glove

I hate that I don't hate you

I hate that I love all you do

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I hate when you tune me out

I hate that I love your sulky pout

I hate it when you let me go too far

I hate that I love all you are

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I hate how you make me see

And that you're always judging me

I hate that you're still my friend

And that you'll be there until the end

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I hate when you don't laugh at my jokes

I think I hate your brain the most

I hate every word you've ever said

And I hate that I love you, Edd