Disclaimer: still not mine, though in my delusional states I own them….
Author's Note: The timeline will be affected here, just because I didn't want it to turn into one big journal entry. Oh and it's mostly movie-verse, incorporating both is a little daunting. Also the spacing between the journals is, at the moment, unfixable (believe me I tried several times). Again reviews are helpful, thanks.
Day..ohhhh fireworks or, the one wizard theme park.
Have taught the wine makers two lessons. The first should never fade ( I am, after all, a good teacher) and the second should fade in a couple of weeks-if they're diligent about washing their faces. I would've preferred neon green for them, but had to make do with purple. Either way the wine here will be surpassed only by that of the elves.
On another note, Gandalf had to go and chase the Black Riders off of the remaining soldiers of Osgiliath. He did this wonderful light show with his staff, wonder if he's been talking to Galadriel hmmm….
Met Denethor's other son you know, by the way old Dee was going on about Boromir, you'd never know he even had another son. I guess the age-old adage about the apple not falling far from the tree isn't true. Not only does Faramir not look like his father, he at least knows that there are alternative uses for water-besides drinking. He has given me hope for the rest of humanity.
Advisors had to delay their "meeting" (I think they're trying to get rid of me) in order to change their pants. Some evil conspirator put water on their chairs *looks around innocently* it was really funny though, the way they hobbled out of there, you would've thought that they had wet themselves. They think soggy pants are bad, just wait until they go to bed tonight.
Day..I love you, you love me, let's go off and kill Barney…It's gotta really suck knowing your father doesn't love you. And what better way to send that message than by sending your remaining son on a suicide mission. I hope that this wasn't some master plan to inspire enlistment in the army because (and I know this is just my opinion) I really don't think it's gonna work. Gandalf's not taking it too well and has gone for some alone time. Denethor….well I'm choosing to believe that he realizes what he did and is now medicating himself with comfort food (which has conveniently been filled with black ink….what?!)…while having the hobbit sing to him-okay so he's pretty heartless.
Later…Have painted the Steward's chair with the words "Kick Me." Have gotten the paint to match the colour of the chair so as not to be completely obvious.
Later Still…
It worked, wonder if anyone is gonna a) tell him what's on his back or b) actually kick him. Either way that coat is ruined.
Chambermaids have been busy lately. Someone mixed a slimy concoction and put it in several of the advisor's beds. Advisor's not happy….
Day..haven't we been here before?Oi, where do I begin? Faramir, turns out, actually survived his trip to Osgiliath-barely, he's now a pin-cushion like his brother was before him and will be spending the next few weeks with the healers. But he had an army of orcs on his heels. Denethor saw him and completely lost it (and here I thought he had nothing left to lose). Did I mention he saw the army as well? Well he did and promptly started yelling "Run for your lives." Yep bravery in action. Gandalf quickly knocked him out and took command (Hey Gandalf, the coat said "Kick Me" not, "Hit Me" oh well whatever works).
You know what I just noticed? (And no comments about elven eyesight!!) The beacons have been lit. Turns out that the little hobbit lit them a while ago. I swear, if anyone answers that little hobbit will be exempt from pranks for the rest of his life!
Now where was I? Oh yes Gandalf and orcs. Battle was started with human heads being used as projectiles. Are now being overrun by orcs (having déjà vu remembering Helm's Deep) men are doing a brilliant job of fighting (am seeing many of my moves in play, which is always a good thing). There are so many orcs, I swear the world will end and the only thing that will be left are cockroaches and orcs. Pippin tried to help but honestly he's no bigger than an hors d'oeuvre compared to these things, Gandalf sent him inside.
Later…Pippin is officially exempt from pranks. Rohan came to help, though they didn't fare so well against the Oliphants. Though Prince Leggy was able to bring one down (show off). Denethor tried to kill his son-again (at least this time he had the nerve to do it himself?) but ended up taking a flying leap (gave him time to cool off, get it? He he he).
And Later Still…Ranger of many names brought help (the elf and the dwarf don't count….he still has my bow!!), people that are even more dead than I was, finished off the orcs quickly enough. Great now he's gonna think I owe him. On the bright side, Elrond's twin sons came with him so now I'm not the only elf. Thank Eru for small mercies.
Side Note: We've all been given the night off so resources can be tallied and plans can be made. A meeting has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to decide what to do next. And yes "Nature Boy" thinks I owe him, I think he's still mad about his butt burn…
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