FINALLY!!! After long, lonely years of waiting (might be a SLIGHT
exaggeration) Huinesoron has updated!!! This means I can update too! So,
with no more to do (you've waited too long already!) let's get back on
track, cause we're waa-aa-y behind schedule!
Pointy Ears Are My Thing - Diets are evil. (Disclaimer: the opinions expressed in this reviewer reply are those of the author alone and should not be taken seriously. In fact, they should probably be ignored) And apart from that, Yay, rescue time!
Huinesoron - Oops, sorry, It's a 4 story cross over. And you never told me there were rules! School?!? I hope this doesn't mean tests! And it was only small . . .
malfoyelf - Flashcards? Do I WANT to know? And I'm sorry this update took so long!
The Noble Platypus - I'm sorry it took so long, and the Midnight thing is explained.
Phaidra - I don't know who got what, but I suppose you get first dibs so yeah, you have the bit of the cloak. Sorry it was so long between chapters!
Lady of Mowzerness - Finally being the operative word.
Bulma Greenleaf - Merrylyn's team were just the people who went with Merrylyn to the kitchen . . . so that would have been Sarah, Phaidra, Galadriël Telrúnya and the Lady of Mowzerness.
Elanhin - Sorry you had to wait so long, and sorry you're still confused. Can I help, or will it pass with time?
Liliac of the purple cloak - Thank you
Fireblade K'Chona - Yes, you have a moment . . . It's slightly different to how you first envisioned it but I think it works this way!
Isilhen - Sorry, but it is kind of the wrong time to introduce a new character, maybe if an opportunity after the battle turns up then I will do what I can!
I would just like to reiterate the point that I AM VERY SORRY this took so long, but in all honesty it's not ENTIRELY my fault . . . I'll say no more except one thing.
STORY TIME!
Chapter 10 - Operation Battle rescue
The battle was raging all around. Legolas laughed manically as he swung back his black cloaked arm, ready to release the sticky pancake on a group of innocent fan girls . . .
. . . When someone grabbed his arm. He spun around to come face to face with a vision of beauty, a slender blonde with compassion in her dazzling blue eyes. "Legolas, this is not the way" she said, in her wonderfully harmonious voice. Legolas felt the cloud of evil lift from his mind. He looked in confusion at the pancake and let it drop. "My lady, I don't understand . . ." he started.
"Hush, it is okay my prince. You were under a curse but my valiant companions and I have come to rescue you." She turned to gesture but all Legolas could see was a heap of maidens covered from head to toe in sticky batter.
"My squad!" the lady ran to them and started to weep, salty pearls running down her alabaster cheeks. Legolas went to her and held her as she sobbed.
"My lady . . ." he paused, and she whispered "Alicia". "My lady Alicia, I sorrow for your loss, but forgive me for not weeping. Mine eyes are captivated by thy beauty. I feel as though this is a moment my entire life has been waiting for. My soul calls out to yours. Fair Alicia, my saviour!" his head dipped lower, his golden hair swirling about his face, his noble lips a breath away . . .
. . . And Alicia felt a cold nose on her ankle, startling her out of her daydream. She looked down to see Midnight wrapping herself round her ankles. She bent to scoop her up with a sigh. In her dream she had been SO close to kissing Legolas . . . She glanced around his bedroom and smiled. Soon, she would rescue him . . . In fact, if she understood her paradoxes, she already was rescuing him! The only reason she wasn't there now was that she had had to return to the evil kitchen when Tiffany had noticed Midnight was missing. Merrylyn had mentioned seeing her in Legolas's room whilst setting up the cameras and so Alicia had obviously volunteered to come and get her. She had been SLIGHTLY distracted from her mission by being here (just think, he actually SLEPT in that bed!) . . . But now she needed to portal back in time to arrive at the battle when Merrylyn and the others had, and they could rescue Legolas for real! She felt a tiny twinge that it probably wouldn't happen EXACTLY like her day dream, but the reality was sure to be sweet enough, with her own dear elf by her side!
Before she left though, she had something of vital importance to do. She walked to his bed and next to the rose already on his pillow, she laid another one, a deeper red in colour. And slightly bigger!
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Alicia stepped on the field just as Merrylyn stepped through a portal opposite. There was no praise for excellent timing however, as between them there was a robed person who looked incredibly surprised to be between two portals. Both Alicia and Merrylyn recognised the robes as ISPCE, and before she could raise the alarm they both leapt at her. The combined force of Alicia and Merrylyn knocked the agent over. She hit the ground hard, and didn't get up. Merrylyn quickly checked her breathing. "She's alive, but she'll have a nasty headache when she comes round. Poor Fireblade K'Chona."
"You knew her?" Asked Alicia. She kept forgetting that Merrylyn, one of the most dedicated fan girls she had ever met, had once worked for ISPCE and had in fact been friends with these people. Merrylyn nodded and beckoned for everyone to follow "before her birds turn up". Alicia decided it was better not to ask.
Luckily no one else has witnessed their arrival, so they were able to slip between the hordes of fan girls and agents undetected. Then Alicia spotted Legolas. This was it! Her moment, her dream come true. . . With the minor alteration that they were going to tie Legolas up and drag him through a portal. She snatched the rope from Rose and started to stalk towards him. She was nearly close enough when a voice called out "LEGOLAS! BEHIND YOU!" Legolas spun around, and they were face to face. Those seconds when they just gazed at each other were perfect. She took in everything about him, from the muscles bunched under his cloak to the wisp of hair that curled onto his forehead. She waited for the music to swell up, for him to realise his undying love . . .
. . . And instead found herself engulfed in a fireball. Pain ripped through her body as she could just make out a dragon . . . Smaug? . . . Swooping above her. The hands, pushing her, blue light, then cold cold water. Then unconsciousness.
(A/N I hope this isn't TOO much of a cliff hanger, but rest assured she doesn't die. I have also noticed that the addition of a plot to this story distracted from my initial aim, to mock over the top fan girliness. I hope this chapter goes some way to fix this. Good night all (I write this at 1am) I hope you enjoyed!)
Pointy Ears Are My Thing - Diets are evil. (Disclaimer: the opinions expressed in this reviewer reply are those of the author alone and should not be taken seriously. In fact, they should probably be ignored) And apart from that, Yay, rescue time!
Huinesoron - Oops, sorry, It's a 4 story cross over. And you never told me there were rules! School?!? I hope this doesn't mean tests! And it was only small . . .
malfoyelf - Flashcards? Do I WANT to know? And I'm sorry this update took so long!
The Noble Platypus - I'm sorry it took so long, and the Midnight thing is explained.
Phaidra - I don't know who got what, but I suppose you get first dibs so yeah, you have the bit of the cloak. Sorry it was so long between chapters!
Lady of Mowzerness - Finally being the operative word.
Bulma Greenleaf - Merrylyn's team were just the people who went with Merrylyn to the kitchen . . . so that would have been Sarah, Phaidra, Galadriël Telrúnya and the Lady of Mowzerness.
Elanhin - Sorry you had to wait so long, and sorry you're still confused. Can I help, or will it pass with time?
Liliac of the purple cloak - Thank you
Fireblade K'Chona - Yes, you have a moment . . . It's slightly different to how you first envisioned it but I think it works this way!
Isilhen - Sorry, but it is kind of the wrong time to introduce a new character, maybe if an opportunity after the battle turns up then I will do what I can!
I would just like to reiterate the point that I AM VERY SORRY this took so long, but in all honesty it's not ENTIRELY my fault . . . I'll say no more except one thing.
STORY TIME!
Chapter 10 - Operation Battle rescue
The battle was raging all around. Legolas laughed manically as he swung back his black cloaked arm, ready to release the sticky pancake on a group of innocent fan girls . . .
. . . When someone grabbed his arm. He spun around to come face to face with a vision of beauty, a slender blonde with compassion in her dazzling blue eyes. "Legolas, this is not the way" she said, in her wonderfully harmonious voice. Legolas felt the cloud of evil lift from his mind. He looked in confusion at the pancake and let it drop. "My lady, I don't understand . . ." he started.
"Hush, it is okay my prince. You were under a curse but my valiant companions and I have come to rescue you." She turned to gesture but all Legolas could see was a heap of maidens covered from head to toe in sticky batter.
"My squad!" the lady ran to them and started to weep, salty pearls running down her alabaster cheeks. Legolas went to her and held her as she sobbed.
"My lady . . ." he paused, and she whispered "Alicia". "My lady Alicia, I sorrow for your loss, but forgive me for not weeping. Mine eyes are captivated by thy beauty. I feel as though this is a moment my entire life has been waiting for. My soul calls out to yours. Fair Alicia, my saviour!" his head dipped lower, his golden hair swirling about his face, his noble lips a breath away . . .
. . . And Alicia felt a cold nose on her ankle, startling her out of her daydream. She looked down to see Midnight wrapping herself round her ankles. She bent to scoop her up with a sigh. In her dream she had been SO close to kissing Legolas . . . She glanced around his bedroom and smiled. Soon, she would rescue him . . . In fact, if she understood her paradoxes, she already was rescuing him! The only reason she wasn't there now was that she had had to return to the evil kitchen when Tiffany had noticed Midnight was missing. Merrylyn had mentioned seeing her in Legolas's room whilst setting up the cameras and so Alicia had obviously volunteered to come and get her. She had been SLIGHTLY distracted from her mission by being here (just think, he actually SLEPT in that bed!) . . . But now she needed to portal back in time to arrive at the battle when Merrylyn and the others had, and they could rescue Legolas for real! She felt a tiny twinge that it probably wouldn't happen EXACTLY like her day dream, but the reality was sure to be sweet enough, with her own dear elf by her side!
Before she left though, she had something of vital importance to do. She walked to his bed and next to the rose already on his pillow, she laid another one, a deeper red in colour. And slightly bigger!
***********************************************************************
Alicia stepped on the field just as Merrylyn stepped through a portal opposite. There was no praise for excellent timing however, as between them there was a robed person who looked incredibly surprised to be between two portals. Both Alicia and Merrylyn recognised the robes as ISPCE, and before she could raise the alarm they both leapt at her. The combined force of Alicia and Merrylyn knocked the agent over. She hit the ground hard, and didn't get up. Merrylyn quickly checked her breathing. "She's alive, but she'll have a nasty headache when she comes round. Poor Fireblade K'Chona."
"You knew her?" Asked Alicia. She kept forgetting that Merrylyn, one of the most dedicated fan girls she had ever met, had once worked for ISPCE and had in fact been friends with these people. Merrylyn nodded and beckoned for everyone to follow "before her birds turn up". Alicia decided it was better not to ask.
Luckily no one else has witnessed their arrival, so they were able to slip between the hordes of fan girls and agents undetected. Then Alicia spotted Legolas. This was it! Her moment, her dream come true. . . With the minor alteration that they were going to tie Legolas up and drag him through a portal. She snatched the rope from Rose and started to stalk towards him. She was nearly close enough when a voice called out "LEGOLAS! BEHIND YOU!" Legolas spun around, and they were face to face. Those seconds when they just gazed at each other were perfect. She took in everything about him, from the muscles bunched under his cloak to the wisp of hair that curled onto his forehead. She waited for the music to swell up, for him to realise his undying love . . .
. . . And instead found herself engulfed in a fireball. Pain ripped through her body as she could just make out a dragon . . . Smaug? . . . Swooping above her. The hands, pushing her, blue light, then cold cold water. Then unconsciousness.
(A/N I hope this isn't TOO much of a cliff hanger, but rest assured she doesn't die. I have also noticed that the addition of a plot to this story distracted from my initial aim, to mock over the top fan girliness. I hope this chapter goes some way to fix this. Good night all (I write this at 1am) I hope you enjoyed!)