~*After the Beep*~
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
Quotable Quotes: "Lyserg Diethyl is still a tender child," -Iron Maiden Jeanne.
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Horohoro: More Jeanne stuff? You're such a kiss-up.
Setsumi-san: Listen Horohoro, I already put you in the hospital overnight for eating my honey mustard. Don't make me angry again.
Horohoro: Still, she is one freaky little kid.
Setsumi-san: I guess you're right. Jeanne-sama's cool, but sometimes she acts too big for her britches.
Horo: Hee hee, yeah. She's says she's all for justice and crap, but that's just an excuse to get rid of Hao.
Setsumi-san: *snickers* I agree. The Iron Maiden is...(pauses and looks freaked)
Horo: What's with you, Setsumi-san? C'mon, we were having a lot of fun talking about that stupid, ugly gi-(turns around to see Jeanne-sama behind him) -rl?
Jeanne:(glares)
Horo: Um, heh-heh. Hi! ^^' Nice day, huh?
Jeanne: Shamash!
Horo:(gets attacked by the Iron Maiden's angel) WAAHH!! Ow! Ooh! Not the face!! No, no, please don't kick me in the-HELLO!
Sestumi-san:*shudders* Here's an AUTHOR'S NOTE: The last message refers to the manga and not the anime. Read and review, onegai.
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/The X-laws' answering machine/
*Jeanne's voice* : Hello, seeker of God's word. You have reached the headquarters of the X-laws. I am afraid no one is available right now, so please leave a message after the beep. Remember, justice will be done.
#BEEP#
Message 1: (many sounds of muffled giggling from three female voices *coughhackTheHanagumichokegag*) *Macchi*: Hee hee...shut up, shut up you guys. Congratulations, Miss Maiden. You have won a brand new wardrobe in our...um...
*Kanna*: ...crossword puzzle contest!
*Macchi*: Yeah, crossword puzzle contest! All you have to do to claim your prize is stand outside the edge of Patch Village at one A.M. with your team clothed in nothing but thong bikini swimsuits and wait for Hao-sama! Pfft...ha ha ha!
*Mari*: (whispers) No! Don't make it that! Mari doesn't want to see that Marco guy in a bikini!
*Macchi*: No way! I'm not changing it!
*Mari*: Yes you are! Another thing, don't say Hao-sama's name or they'll catch on!
*Kanna*: Shut up! They might hear you!
*Macchi*: No they wo-wait a minute! This thing is still ON?!?! Oh crap!
#BEEP#
Message 2: This is Faust calling to remind you people that you have yet to return my services for taking care of your leader when she was injured. Normally I would ask for cash or checks, but I'm feeling lenient today. I suggest that one of you donate a body part or two for my latest experiments. I'm in great need of a human spleen if you can spare one. I hope you can reach me back soon.
#BEEP#
Message 3: Miss Maiden, this is Ajax Torture Devices Incorparated calling to offer you our new fall merchandise catalog. Since you are on our Most Valued Customers list you are the among the first hundred people we are presenting this exciting proposition to! Our fall catalog features classic products such as the leaden whip and new ones like hand held tasers. Are you ready to feel pain? You will be with Ajax Torture Devices!
#BEEP#
Message 4: LYSERRRGGG!!! Please come back to me my darling Lyserg! You can't possibly be happy with those freaks! I miss you! *sob* As for you X-laws: How DARE you brainwash the love of my life! I, Bokuto no Ryu, will kill you all singlehandedly. YOU JUST WAIT!!!
#BEEP#
Message 5: How does this stupid phone work?! Grr, kisama! Oh, I was holding it upside down. (pause) ANYWAY, this is Tao Ren telling all of you that I will sue you bastards for humiliating me so much. I'm glad to be alive...BUT DID THE FRIGGIN' ANGEL HAVE TO KISS ME?!?! HOROHORO HAS BEEN TEASING ME ABOUT IT NONSTOP!! KISAMARA!!
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Setsumi-san: I hoped you liked this chapter. Should I do more prank phone calls with the Hanagumi? I'm thinking about it.
Macchi: Everybody loves us. ^__^
Mari: They don't love you. You're too hyper.
Macchi: What?! How dare you! Oversoul, Kirisaku Jack!! Trick or Treat!
Setsumi-san: OW!! Macchi, your mochirei is supposed to hit Mari, not me!
Mari: What do you mean, "supposed to hit Mari"? Oversoul, Chuck!! Crossfire!
Setsumi-san:(gets shot by Chuck) Why me? T___T Review onegai.
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
Quotable Quotes: "Lyserg Diethyl is still a tender child," -Iron Maiden Jeanne.
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Horohoro: More Jeanne stuff? You're such a kiss-up.
Setsumi-san: Listen Horohoro, I already put you in the hospital overnight for eating my honey mustard. Don't make me angry again.
Horohoro: Still, she is one freaky little kid.
Setsumi-san: I guess you're right. Jeanne-sama's cool, but sometimes she acts too big for her britches.
Horo: Hee hee, yeah. She's says she's all for justice and crap, but that's just an excuse to get rid of Hao.
Setsumi-san: *snickers* I agree. The Iron Maiden is...(pauses and looks freaked)
Horo: What's with you, Setsumi-san? C'mon, we were having a lot of fun talking about that stupid, ugly gi-(turns around to see Jeanne-sama behind him) -rl?
Jeanne:(glares)
Horo: Um, heh-heh. Hi! ^^' Nice day, huh?
Jeanne: Shamash!
Horo:(gets attacked by the Iron Maiden's angel) WAAHH!! Ow! Ooh! Not the face!! No, no, please don't kick me in the-HELLO!
Sestumi-san:*shudders* Here's an AUTHOR'S NOTE: The last message refers to the manga and not the anime. Read and review, onegai.
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/The X-laws' answering machine/
*Jeanne's voice* : Hello, seeker of God's word. You have reached the headquarters of the X-laws. I am afraid no one is available right now, so please leave a message after the beep. Remember, justice will be done.
#BEEP#
Message 1: (many sounds of muffled giggling from three female voices *coughhackTheHanagumichokegag*) *Macchi*: Hee hee...shut up, shut up you guys. Congratulations, Miss Maiden. You have won a brand new wardrobe in our...um...
*Kanna*: ...crossword puzzle contest!
*Macchi*: Yeah, crossword puzzle contest! All you have to do to claim your prize is stand outside the edge of Patch Village at one A.M. with your team clothed in nothing but thong bikini swimsuits and wait for Hao-sama! Pfft...ha ha ha!
*Mari*: (whispers) No! Don't make it that! Mari doesn't want to see that Marco guy in a bikini!
*Macchi*: No way! I'm not changing it!
*Mari*: Yes you are! Another thing, don't say Hao-sama's name or they'll catch on!
*Kanna*: Shut up! They might hear you!
*Macchi*: No they wo-wait a minute! This thing is still ON?!?! Oh crap!
#BEEP#
Message 2: This is Faust calling to remind you people that you have yet to return my services for taking care of your leader when she was injured. Normally I would ask for cash or checks, but I'm feeling lenient today. I suggest that one of you donate a body part or two for my latest experiments. I'm in great need of a human spleen if you can spare one. I hope you can reach me back soon.
#BEEP#
Message 3: Miss Maiden, this is Ajax Torture Devices Incorparated calling to offer you our new fall merchandise catalog. Since you are on our Most Valued Customers list you are the among the first hundred people we are presenting this exciting proposition to! Our fall catalog features classic products such as the leaden whip and new ones like hand held tasers. Are you ready to feel pain? You will be with Ajax Torture Devices!
#BEEP#
Message 4: LYSERRRGGG!!! Please come back to me my darling Lyserg! You can't possibly be happy with those freaks! I miss you! *sob* As for you X-laws: How DARE you brainwash the love of my life! I, Bokuto no Ryu, will kill you all singlehandedly. YOU JUST WAIT!!!
#BEEP#
Message 5: How does this stupid phone work?! Grr, kisama! Oh, I was holding it upside down. (pause) ANYWAY, this is Tao Ren telling all of you that I will sue you bastards for humiliating me so much. I'm glad to be alive...BUT DID THE FRIGGIN' ANGEL HAVE TO KISS ME?!?! HOROHORO HAS BEEN TEASING ME ABOUT IT NONSTOP!! KISAMARA!!
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Setsumi-san: I hoped you liked this chapter. Should I do more prank phone calls with the Hanagumi? I'm thinking about it.
Macchi: Everybody loves us. ^__^
Mari: They don't love you. You're too hyper.
Macchi: What?! How dare you! Oversoul, Kirisaku Jack!! Trick or Treat!
Setsumi-san: OW!! Macchi, your mochirei is supposed to hit Mari, not me!
Mari: What do you mean, "supposed to hit Mari"? Oversoul, Chuck!! Crossfire!
Setsumi-san:(gets shot by Chuck) Why me? T___T Review onegai.