~*After the Beep*~
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
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Quotable Quotes: "Worry not, my brother. I will be as a fly on the wall, a grain of salt in the ocean; I will slip amongst them like a transparent.......thing," Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.
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Setsumi-san: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is one of the 2% of movie sequels that doesn't suck and the only sequel that surpasses the original. God, that movie's funny.
Horohoro: I like that Ace Ventura guy. He cares about animals as much as me. I wonder what he'd think of the Korropokuru.
Setsumi-san: You and him would make one crazy team. ^_^' Anyway, on with the chapter.
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/Faust VIII's answering machine/
Faust's voice: Guten tag, you have reached the medical office of Dr. Faust. Please leave a me a message after the beep unless you are a rabid fangirl. For the last time: I love Eliza,so stay away from me unless you want to be dissected.
#BEEP#
Message 1: Hello Faust, it's Tao Jun. I'm very concerned about Ren. He's been having horrible screaming fits lately accompanied by constant twitching. This has been going on since early September. I've tried questioning him about it but he literally won't talk! The closest thing he says resembling real speech is mumbling something about "horrible British stereotypes" and "evil Lenny clone." (screaming from Ren in the background) Oh no, there he goes again. Pyron, get the straitjacket! Please call me back as soon as possible.
#BEEP#
Message 2: Hey, this is Horohoro. Listen, I was just wondering...is it normal for my teeth to itch? I mean, I know that someone's arm or leg could...but their teeth? This has never happened to me before and I always brush after every meal. Let me know what the heck is wrong, okay?
#BEEP#
Message 3: IT'S US: THE FAUST FANGIRLS!!!! WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!
#BEEP#
Message 4: [many feminine giggles in the background (Yup, the Hanagumi strike again.)] Macchi: Tee hee hee...This is Dr. I.C. Deadpeople calling to let you know that I have found a cure for the common cold.
Mari: However, she's willing to sell the secret to you for fifty billion dollars.
Kanna: Leave the money under the local park's huge oak tree in a red envelope. We've already left the formula in another one at the same tree.
Macchi: And no cops! Um, I mean...I don't want the publicity. I'm really shy you know.
All: Bye!
#BEEP#
Message 5: Hello Doctor, this is Holy Girl Iron Maiden Jeanne. Forgive me for not paying my bill sooner. I don't think anyone can spare a spleen at the moment. Would you take a tongue? I think my follower, Cebin, would be glad to give up his. He doesn't speak much anyway. Call me back soon.
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Faust: Why did you give those girls my phone number?!
Setsumi-san: Please don't be mad! They threatened me with pitchforks!
Horhoro: Since Setsumi-san's being yelled at by Faust, I'll tell you all that message one wasn't intended to be against the Britsh. The author is just embarassed for the nation after seeing what the American dubbers did. Please review before she's experimented on.
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
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Quotable Quotes: "Worry not, my brother. I will be as a fly on the wall, a grain of salt in the ocean; I will slip amongst them like a transparent.......thing," Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.
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Setsumi-san: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is one of the 2% of movie sequels that doesn't suck and the only sequel that surpasses the original. God, that movie's funny.
Horohoro: I like that Ace Ventura guy. He cares about animals as much as me. I wonder what he'd think of the Korropokuru.
Setsumi-san: You and him would make one crazy team. ^_^' Anyway, on with the chapter.
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/Faust VIII's answering machine/
Faust's voice: Guten tag, you have reached the medical office of Dr. Faust. Please leave a me a message after the beep unless you are a rabid fangirl. For the last time: I love Eliza,so stay away from me unless you want to be dissected.
#BEEP#
Message 1: Hello Faust, it's Tao Jun. I'm very concerned about Ren. He's been having horrible screaming fits lately accompanied by constant twitching. This has been going on since early September. I've tried questioning him about it but he literally won't talk! The closest thing he says resembling real speech is mumbling something about "horrible British stereotypes" and "evil Lenny clone." (screaming from Ren in the background) Oh no, there he goes again. Pyron, get the straitjacket! Please call me back as soon as possible.
#BEEP#
Message 2: Hey, this is Horohoro. Listen, I was just wondering...is it normal for my teeth to itch? I mean, I know that someone's arm or leg could...but their teeth? This has never happened to me before and I always brush after every meal. Let me know what the heck is wrong, okay?
#BEEP#
Message 3: IT'S US: THE FAUST FANGIRLS!!!! WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!
#BEEP#
Message 4: [many feminine giggles in the background (Yup, the Hanagumi strike again.)] Macchi: Tee hee hee...This is Dr. I.C. Deadpeople calling to let you know that I have found a cure for the common cold.
Mari: However, she's willing to sell the secret to you for fifty billion dollars.
Kanna: Leave the money under the local park's huge oak tree in a red envelope. We've already left the formula in another one at the same tree.
Macchi: And no cops! Um, I mean...I don't want the publicity. I'm really shy you know.
All: Bye!
#BEEP#
Message 5: Hello Doctor, this is Holy Girl Iron Maiden Jeanne. Forgive me for not paying my bill sooner. I don't think anyone can spare a spleen at the moment. Would you take a tongue? I think my follower, Cebin, would be glad to give up his. He doesn't speak much anyway. Call me back soon.
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Faust: Why did you give those girls my phone number?!
Setsumi-san: Please don't be mad! They threatened me with pitchforks!
Horhoro: Since Setsumi-san's being yelled at by Faust, I'll tell you all that message one wasn't intended to be against the Britsh. The author is just embarassed for the nation after seeing what the American dubbers did. Please review before she's experimented on.