~*After the Beep*~
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
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Quotable Quotes: Morty: Yoh, that Len kid wants to take you out!
Yoh: Take me out where? -From Ep.3 of the American Shaman King dub
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Setsumi-san: (falls over laughing) Bwahahahahaa! Do you guys know what that sounds like?!
Ren:(growls) Dirty girl...
Yoh:(is very confused) What'd I say? Where are you taking me, Ren?
Ren:(sarcastically) We're going to a Bob Love concert, my treat.
Yoh: *_* Reeeaaalllyyy? Ahhhh!! Sankyuu Ren!! (glomps him)
Ren: (flushes slightly) Yoh...we're cheek to cheek...
Setsumi-san: Read, review, and enjoy.
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/The Tao family answering machine/
Ren's voice: I don't know how you got my number, but you'd better hang up now if you want to live. If this is my Neesan, just leave a message after the...after the...HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?!?! I hate these stupid machines!! This is all my father's fault for keeping me away from modern technology for nearly my entire life! This thing is Satan's tool, do you hear me?!
#BEEP#
Message 1: HEEEYYY REN!!!!!!!! It's Horohoro calling you at 5:30 A.M!!! Why aren't you up yet?! Why aren't you?! Well? WellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWell?!?!?!?! I've just had 22 cups of coffee and I feel GREAT!!! I could stay awake for the rest of my life!!! WAKE UUUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BEEP#
Message 2: Hello? Ren-kun? Jun-san? Is my oniichan over at your house? He got into the coffee this morning and ran outside before I could catch him. I don't know how much he drank, but it was enough to make him zip out of the house wearing our mother's bra and screaming something about "the Lima Bean King." If you see him don't be afraid. He's not crazy; he's just hallucinating from the caffiene. On second thought...you probably should be afraid. Lock your doors and windows. Hide all sugar and caffiene. Ohhh, I wish I had my net! Waaahhh!! My poor coffee influenced brother is nowhere to be seen!
#BEEP#
Message 3: Ren, this is Jun at the department store downtown. Listen, I heard what you recorded on the answering machine. Please don't go into a tantrum and break it. Please? Do it for my sake. Besides, you have to keep your blood pressure under control more. Anyway, I was just calling to ask if you wanted any clothes while I'm shopping. Call me later on my cell phone.
#BEEP#
Message 4: Jun-san, this is Faust calling to check on you and your brother. Let me remind you once again that DHS, Dubbers Hysteria Syndrome, is common among those like us who suffer from bad dubbing jobs overseas. Even I began suffering upon witnessing what the Americans did to us. Well, that one line Yoh-kun said about Ren's dub counterpart taking him out was a little amusing... Anyway, I recommend going over to the author's house and watching her subtitled DVDs. Seeing one's normal self onscreen provides instant relief. However, don't watch it when she's home. The author...well...she has problems that even I can't diagnose. Let me know how you are doing.
#BEEP#
Message 5: Ren, you jerk! This is Setsumi-san calling to tell you that you are NEVER welcome in my home AGAIN!! How dare you chop down the bathroom door with your kwan-dao! You could've let me call a locksmith when you got yourself trapped in there, but nooo.... It's because of YOU that I got blamed! I don't care if you ARE suffering from DHS. Don't ever come in my house unless you want me to write a Ren torture fic. I mean it!
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Setsumi-san: There you have it minna! Adios until the next time.
Yoh: (still glomping Ren) Bob Loooovvveee.... ^__^
Ren: Why can't I get you off of me?
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
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Quotable Quotes: Morty: Yoh, that Len kid wants to take you out!
Yoh: Take me out where? -From Ep.3 of the American Shaman King dub
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Setsumi-san: (falls over laughing) Bwahahahahaa! Do you guys know what that sounds like?!
Ren:(growls) Dirty girl...
Yoh:(is very confused) What'd I say? Where are you taking me, Ren?
Ren:(sarcastically) We're going to a Bob Love concert, my treat.
Yoh: *_* Reeeaaalllyyy? Ahhhh!! Sankyuu Ren!! (glomps him)
Ren: (flushes slightly) Yoh...we're cheek to cheek...
Setsumi-san: Read, review, and enjoy.
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/The Tao family answering machine/
Ren's voice: I don't know how you got my number, but you'd better hang up now if you want to live. If this is my Neesan, just leave a message after the...after the...HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?!?! I hate these stupid machines!! This is all my father's fault for keeping me away from modern technology for nearly my entire life! This thing is Satan's tool, do you hear me?!
#BEEP#
Message 1: HEEEYYY REN!!!!!!!! It's Horohoro calling you at 5:30 A.M!!! Why aren't you up yet?! Why aren't you?! Well? WellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWellWell?!?!?!?! I've just had 22 cups of coffee and I feel GREAT!!! I could stay awake for the rest of my life!!! WAKE UUUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BEEP#
Message 2: Hello? Ren-kun? Jun-san? Is my oniichan over at your house? He got into the coffee this morning and ran outside before I could catch him. I don't know how much he drank, but it was enough to make him zip out of the house wearing our mother's bra and screaming something about "the Lima Bean King." If you see him don't be afraid. He's not crazy; he's just hallucinating from the caffiene. On second thought...you probably should be afraid. Lock your doors and windows. Hide all sugar and caffiene. Ohhh, I wish I had my net! Waaahhh!! My poor coffee influenced brother is nowhere to be seen!
#BEEP#
Message 3: Ren, this is Jun at the department store downtown. Listen, I heard what you recorded on the answering machine. Please don't go into a tantrum and break it. Please? Do it for my sake. Besides, you have to keep your blood pressure under control more. Anyway, I was just calling to ask if you wanted any clothes while I'm shopping. Call me later on my cell phone.
#BEEP#
Message 4: Jun-san, this is Faust calling to check on you and your brother. Let me remind you once again that DHS, Dubbers Hysteria Syndrome, is common among those like us who suffer from bad dubbing jobs overseas. Even I began suffering upon witnessing what the Americans did to us. Well, that one line Yoh-kun said about Ren's dub counterpart taking him out was a little amusing... Anyway, I recommend going over to the author's house and watching her subtitled DVDs. Seeing one's normal self onscreen provides instant relief. However, don't watch it when she's home. The author...well...she has problems that even I can't diagnose. Let me know how you are doing.
#BEEP#
Message 5: Ren, you jerk! This is Setsumi-san calling to tell you that you are NEVER welcome in my home AGAIN!! How dare you chop down the bathroom door with your kwan-dao! You could've let me call a locksmith when you got yourself trapped in there, but nooo.... It's because of YOU that I got blamed! I don't care if you ARE suffering from DHS. Don't ever come in my house unless you want me to write a Ren torture fic. I mean it!
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Setsumi-san: There you have it minna! Adios until the next time.
Yoh: (still glomping Ren) Bob Loooovvveee.... ^__^
Ren: Why can't I get you off of me?