PART THREE- HEADLINES
We now move to the interior of a giant office. Shishio Pulitzer is sitting
at his massive desk, reading a manga volume.
Shishio Pulitzer: Gosh push valance otter for tin hair. What the heck does that mean?!?!
Yumi Seitz: It means your reading glasses are too weak. *hands him a magnifying glass.* Try this, Lord Pulitzer.
Shishio Pulitzer: Aha! "Goku pulls victory out of thin air". And this so called storyline drags on for infinity.
Hojithan: News is slow, Lord Pulitzer.
Shishio Pulitzer: That's all Mr. Haku has to work with too, but look how he covers the story!! *holds up manga book reading "Goku and Vegeta: Bitter Enemies or Best of Friends?".*
Hojithan: We'll get a new headline writer, Lord Pulitzer!
Shishio Pulitzer: Go steal Haku's man.
Yumi Seitz: He already stole him from us. It's not the headline, Lord Pulitzer. It's because you spend as much as you make trying to beat Haku.
Hojithan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT LORD PULITZER!!!!!!!
Yumi Seitz: Down, boy.
Shishio Pulitzer: We need more profit. What's our most popular manga title?
Yumi Seitz: According to our author, Shaman King and Naruto. But I think she's a little bit biased.
Shishio: Personally, I've always enjoyed Sandland. Something about a little demon named after Satan.it just gets me, right here.
Yumi Seitz: Yes, but what about your profit?
Shishio Pulitzer: You penny-pinch when you're in a war, Yumi Seitz. This is not a war. But like a war, only the strongest manga survives. If you're strong, you live; if you're weak, you die. Now, when I created the World.*stops as loud shouts drown him out.* What is that defeaning noise?
Hojithan: It's the newsies, Lord Pulitzer. I'll go have them quieted.
Shishio Pulitzer: Never mind, Hojithan. Where was I?
Yumi Seitz: Creating the World.
Shishio Pulitzer: There's a lot of money out there in those streets, my faithful lackeys. And I want to know how I can get more of it.*turns ominously*.by tonight.
Shishio Pulitzer: Gosh push valance otter for tin hair. What the heck does that mean?!?!
Yumi Seitz: It means your reading glasses are too weak. *hands him a magnifying glass.* Try this, Lord Pulitzer.
Shishio Pulitzer: Aha! "Goku pulls victory out of thin air". And this so called storyline drags on for infinity.
Hojithan: News is slow, Lord Pulitzer.
Shishio Pulitzer: That's all Mr. Haku has to work with too, but look how he covers the story!! *holds up manga book reading "Goku and Vegeta: Bitter Enemies or Best of Friends?".*
Hojithan: We'll get a new headline writer, Lord Pulitzer!
Shishio Pulitzer: Go steal Haku's man.
Yumi Seitz: He already stole him from us. It's not the headline, Lord Pulitzer. It's because you spend as much as you make trying to beat Haku.
Hojithan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT LORD PULITZER!!!!!!!
Yumi Seitz: Down, boy.
Shishio Pulitzer: We need more profit. What's our most popular manga title?
Yumi Seitz: According to our author, Shaman King and Naruto. But I think she's a little bit biased.
Shishio: Personally, I've always enjoyed Sandland. Something about a little demon named after Satan.it just gets me, right here.
Yumi Seitz: Yes, but what about your profit?
Shishio Pulitzer: You penny-pinch when you're in a war, Yumi Seitz. This is not a war. But like a war, only the strongest manga survives. If you're strong, you live; if you're weak, you die. Now, when I created the World.*stops as loud shouts drown him out.* What is that defeaning noise?
Hojithan: It's the newsies, Lord Pulitzer. I'll go have them quieted.
Shishio Pulitzer: Never mind, Hojithan. Where was I?
Yumi Seitz: Creating the World.
Shishio Pulitzer: There's a lot of money out there in those streets, my faithful lackeys. And I want to know how I can get more of it.*turns ominously*.by tonight.