PART FOUR- TEACHING THE WAY OF THE NEWSIE
*Yusuke Jack, Yahiko Les, and David Kurama are pushing their way through the crowd gathered to watch a ninjutsu match, where Kakashi and Zabuza are fighting.*
David Kurama: Extra, extra, Goku wins again!
Yusuke Jack: Extra, extra!! Anna kisses Yoh!!
Anna and Bumlets Yoh: WHAT?!?!
David Kurama: Oh, you kids are so cute!! *glomp* What page is that on?
Yusuke Jack: Um...one of those three digit thingies. *hands manga volume to a rabid AnnaxYoh supporter* Thank ya, miss
David Kurama: *flips pages* What? They're just sitting next to each other.
Yusuke Jack: Mm-hm. And thank you, miss.
David Kurama: What? I'm not a miss!
Yusuke Jack: Nah, I was talking to the customers.
David Kurama: This is a lie. They're not kissing.
Anna and Bumlets Yoh: *whew*
Yusuke Jack: Yeah, well, it sells more books.
Yahiko Les: Hey, Yusuke Jack, what can I do?
Yusuke Jack: Didja practice that little cough?
Yahiko Les: *cough cough* Buy me last book, lady? *sparkle eyes* *cough cough*
Yusuke Jack: Perfect. Go get 'em.
*Yahiko Les scampers away.*
David Kurama: My father taught us not to lie.
Yusuke Jack: Yeah, well, my mother taught me not to starve, so we both got an education. And anyway, it's not lying. I'm just...improving the truth a little.
*Yusuke Jack sits down to watch the ninjutsu match, enjoying it immensely. David Kurama looks guilty, but sits anyway. Yahiko Les runs up.*
Yahiko Les: Hey, look, I made a quarter!! Quick, gimme some more of those books!
David Kurama: HOLD IT!! *sniffs Yahiko Les* You smell like sake.
Yahiko Les: That's how I made the quarter. The guy bet me I wouldn't drink some.
David Kurama: *notices a scary looking man watching them* Hey, is he a friend of yours?
Yusuke Jack: *looking up* Erm, nope. RUN!
*The three of them run away, with Fauster chasing after them.*
FAUSTER: IIIII'LLLLLLL GEEEEET YOOOOOUUUU SOOOOOMEDAAAAAY, ROOOOOBIIIIIIIN!!! JUST WAIT TIL I HAVE YOU BACK AT THE REEEEEEEEFUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!
*The three boys duck into a theater as Warden Fauster runs past, still screaming.*
Yusuke Jack: We'll just hide out in here...
David Kurama: Who was that? What's the Refuge?
Yusuke: The Refuge is jail for kids.
Yahiko Les: You were in jail? Hey, half the people I know have been in jail at some point...*cough* Anyway...why?
Yusuke Jack: I was starving, so I stole some food.
David Kurama: Food?
Yusuke Jack: Food. The stuff you eat.
David Kurama: He called you Robin.
Yusuke Jack: Yeah, well, my name's Yusuke Jack.
David Kurama: How should I believe that?
Yusuke Jack: You don't believe that?
David Kurama: Well, you do have a way of improving the truth a little.
*Staring contest*
*Suddenly a person in pink appears.*
Pink Person: What is this?! Get out! All of you!
Yusuke Jack: *roguish grin* You wouldn't kick me out without a kiss g'bye, wouldja, Namma?
Namma: Yusuke-kun! Where've ya been, kid? Oh, I miss seeing you up in the balcony.
Yusuke Jack: Hanging on your every word.
Namma: *giggles*
Yusuke Jack: David Kurama, this is Namma, the Japanese Nightingale.
David Kurama: *hearts in eyes*
Namma: And who is this? Aren't you just the cutest little itty bitty thing?!
David Kurama: *preens*
Namma: Not you. The little one.
Yahiko Les: For once, I don't object to being called little. *coughs*
Namma: What's wrong? Are you all right?
Yahiko Les: *coughs* Buy me last manga volume, lady?
Namma: *looks concerned, then starts laughing* Ooh, this kid is GOOD, Yusuke-kun! He might even give you a run for your money. *snaps pink feather fan* Now, you both must stay for the show! Zory, give them candy.
Zory: *comes out with a big box of candy* Hi. I'm Namma's candy boy.
Yahiko Les: What's the thing you have in your mouth? It looks yummy.
Zory: What? This isn't candy! This is one of my three katanas!
Yahiko Les: Whatever.
Zory: Well, you can have licorice, or gum drops, or- hey, there are BITE MARKS in EVERY PIECE! LUFFY!! MONKEY D. LUFFY?!?
Luffy: I says to myself, just one piece...one piece...
Zory: *shrugs*
Namma: *singing and...erm...shimmying.*
My lovey dovey baby
I coochie coo for you
I used to be your tootsie-wootsie
Then you said toodelee-doo
I miss the hanky-panky
It's nighty-night...tootlie
Come back my lovey dovey baby
And coochie coochie with me.
Zory and Luffy: *droolydrooly*
David Kurama: Well, I'm sure THAT song is going to sweep the Oscars...
Yusuke Jack: Actually, I do believe that song won an award for the Worst Song of the Year.
David Kurama: I believe it.
Yahiko Les: *munchmunchmunch* I'm Matter Muncher Lad!!
Author's Note: FOP moment!! *starts singing the Abracatastrophe theme* Bippy is an average chimp, who no one understands... Akiyama Sagara, you are the only person to review this story. **bows down** ALL HAIL AKIYAMA SAGARA!!!! Oh, and Warden Fauster is Faust VIII. **shrugs**
*Yusuke Jack, Yahiko Les, and David Kurama are pushing their way through the crowd gathered to watch a ninjutsu match, where Kakashi and Zabuza are fighting.*
David Kurama: Extra, extra, Goku wins again!
Yusuke Jack: Extra, extra!! Anna kisses Yoh!!
Anna and Bumlets Yoh: WHAT?!?!
David Kurama: Oh, you kids are so cute!! *glomp* What page is that on?
Yusuke Jack: Um...one of those three digit thingies. *hands manga volume to a rabid AnnaxYoh supporter* Thank ya, miss
David Kurama: *flips pages* What? They're just sitting next to each other.
Yusuke Jack: Mm-hm. And thank you, miss.
David Kurama: What? I'm not a miss!
Yusuke Jack: Nah, I was talking to the customers.
David Kurama: This is a lie. They're not kissing.
Anna and Bumlets Yoh: *whew*
Yusuke Jack: Yeah, well, it sells more books.
Yahiko Les: Hey, Yusuke Jack, what can I do?
Yusuke Jack: Didja practice that little cough?
Yahiko Les: *cough cough* Buy me last book, lady? *sparkle eyes* *cough cough*
Yusuke Jack: Perfect. Go get 'em.
*Yahiko Les scampers away.*
David Kurama: My father taught us not to lie.
Yusuke Jack: Yeah, well, my mother taught me not to starve, so we both got an education. And anyway, it's not lying. I'm just...improving the truth a little.
*Yusuke Jack sits down to watch the ninjutsu match, enjoying it immensely. David Kurama looks guilty, but sits anyway. Yahiko Les runs up.*
Yahiko Les: Hey, look, I made a quarter!! Quick, gimme some more of those books!
David Kurama: HOLD IT!! *sniffs Yahiko Les* You smell like sake.
Yahiko Les: That's how I made the quarter. The guy bet me I wouldn't drink some.
David Kurama: *notices a scary looking man watching them* Hey, is he a friend of yours?
Yusuke Jack: *looking up* Erm, nope. RUN!
*The three of them run away, with Fauster chasing after them.*
FAUSTER: IIIII'LLLLLLL GEEEEET YOOOOOUUUU SOOOOOMEDAAAAAY, ROOOOOBIIIIIIIN!!! JUST WAIT TIL I HAVE YOU BACK AT THE REEEEEEEEFUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!
*The three boys duck into a theater as Warden Fauster runs past, still screaming.*
Yusuke Jack: We'll just hide out in here...
David Kurama: Who was that? What's the Refuge?
Yusuke: The Refuge is jail for kids.
Yahiko Les: You were in jail? Hey, half the people I know have been in jail at some point...*cough* Anyway...why?
Yusuke Jack: I was starving, so I stole some food.
David Kurama: Food?
Yusuke Jack: Food. The stuff you eat.
David Kurama: He called you Robin.
Yusuke Jack: Yeah, well, my name's Yusuke Jack.
David Kurama: How should I believe that?
Yusuke Jack: You don't believe that?
David Kurama: Well, you do have a way of improving the truth a little.
*Staring contest*
*Suddenly a person in pink appears.*
Pink Person: What is this?! Get out! All of you!
Yusuke Jack: *roguish grin* You wouldn't kick me out without a kiss g'bye, wouldja, Namma?
Namma: Yusuke-kun! Where've ya been, kid? Oh, I miss seeing you up in the balcony.
Yusuke Jack: Hanging on your every word.
Namma: *giggles*
Yusuke Jack: David Kurama, this is Namma, the Japanese Nightingale.
David Kurama: *hearts in eyes*
Namma: And who is this? Aren't you just the cutest little itty bitty thing?!
David Kurama: *preens*
Namma: Not you. The little one.
Yahiko Les: For once, I don't object to being called little. *coughs*
Namma: What's wrong? Are you all right?
Yahiko Les: *coughs* Buy me last manga volume, lady?
Namma: *looks concerned, then starts laughing* Ooh, this kid is GOOD, Yusuke-kun! He might even give you a run for your money. *snaps pink feather fan* Now, you both must stay for the show! Zory, give them candy.
Zory: *comes out with a big box of candy* Hi. I'm Namma's candy boy.
Yahiko Les: What's the thing you have in your mouth? It looks yummy.
Zory: What? This isn't candy! This is one of my three katanas!
Yahiko Les: Whatever.
Zory: Well, you can have licorice, or gum drops, or- hey, there are BITE MARKS in EVERY PIECE! LUFFY!! MONKEY D. LUFFY?!?
Luffy: I says to myself, just one piece...one piece...
Zory: *shrugs*
Namma: *singing and...erm...shimmying.*
My lovey dovey baby
I coochie coo for you
I used to be your tootsie-wootsie
Then you said toodelee-doo
I miss the hanky-panky
It's nighty-night...tootlie
Come back my lovey dovey baby
And coochie coochie with me.
Zory and Luffy: *droolydrooly*
David Kurama: Well, I'm sure THAT song is going to sweep the Oscars...
Yusuke Jack: Actually, I do believe that song won an award for the Worst Song of the Year.
David Kurama: I believe it.
Yahiko Les: *munchmunchmunch* I'm Matter Muncher Lad!!
Author's Note: FOP moment!! *starts singing the Abracatastrophe theme* Bippy is an average chimp, who no one understands... Akiyama Sagara, you are the only person to review this story. **bows down** ALL HAIL AKIYAMA SAGARA!!!! Oh, and Warden Fauster is Faust VIII. **shrugs**