~*After the Beep*~
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
Quotable Quotes: "If you add dots it will be Boro Boro!"-Yoh, on Horohoro's name.
Setsumi-san: A lot of people may not get that joke, so let me clear things up for you: Yoh's talking about kanji (Japanese writing characters) here, and the slightest change in a kanji can make it a different word.
Yoh: My name is always easy to write. ^_^
Setsumi-san: Yeah, and always easy to make drug jokes about.
Yoh :( blinks cluelessly) Huh?
Setsumi-san: ^^' Never mind…
/Pillica and Horohoro's Answering Machine/
Pillica's voice: Hello, you have reached the Usui siblings. Currently, we are camping in the woods outside of Funbari Onsen. Please leave a message after the bee-ONIICHAN! DON'T TOUCH THE PORTABLE GENERATOR!!
Horohoro's voice: (muffled in the background) Why not?
Pillica: One: You might electrocute yourself. Two: That generator is all that keeps this phone and answering machine running in our tent!
Horohoro: Well, can I at least have a snack?
Pillica: NO! Now run 25 laps around the forest!
Horohoro: Waaahhh…Why me?
#BEEP#
Message 1: Horohoro…this is Ren calling you at 5:31 A.M. A minute ago I was woken up very rudely by a message you left me after you drank too much coffee. You're lucky I'm still sleepy because otherwise I would have decapitated you by now. I'm sorry; let me put that in words your simple mind can understand: ME CUT YOUR HEAD OFF. BAD PAIN COME. I saw The Godfather last night, Horohoro. If you ever wake me up at that hour again you will find hundreds of dead, shriveled Fuki leaves in your bed the next morning! Kisama….
#BEEP#
Message 2: Portable Generator? Hmm…Generator…Terminator! How do you like that one, Pillica? This is Chocolove inviting you over tonight to come listen to my new routine. I've already invited everyone else over, but no one seems to be able to come except Tamao. It's too bad. Take Manta: When I asked him to come he said he had a bad case of Rigor Mortis. What the heck is Rigor Mortis anyway? Oh well, hope you can make it!
#BEEP#
Message 3: Pillica, it's Anna calling you to tell you that you did leave your net over here. However, I need to borrow it for a while so I can catch Yoh. After I'm done with him, he'll make sure to pay the water bill on time. Call me if you see him.
#BEEP#
Message 4: *Kanna*: My name is Ranger Hana, and I understand that you and your sister have been camping out in the woods without a sleeping license. Keep in mind that you need more than a camping license to do whatever you want in the woods. To make up for this violation, you must either pay a five-hundred dollar fine or stay awake for as many hours as you have slept out there without a license.
*Mari*: You have twenty-four hours to start paying for your crime. Move it!
*Kanna*: Ack! Shut up, Mari, I was supposed to do this one by myself!
*Mari*: You and Macchi never let Mari do her own calls!
*Kanna*: That's because you talk in third person all the time and would blow our cover. Now be quiet!
*Mari*: Chuck, shoot her! (gunshot sounds)
*Kanna*: OW! OwOwOwOwOwOwOwOw!!! Okay Mari! I'll let you do one later!!!
#BEEP#
Message 5: Pillica, it's Manta. Why is Horohoro running around in a cow suit spray painting everything pink and stealing everyone's coffee? He spray painted me pink! I don't know if this stuff can come out! GAAAHHH!!!
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Manta: (currently trying to scrub the pink paint off of himself with a sponge) "Rigor Mortis," Setsumi-san? -_-'
Setsumi-san: Let's just hope Chocolove doesn't know any Latin.
Horohoro: (zooms by and spray paints the poor author) MUHAHAHAHAA!!! The Mad Pinker strikes again!
Setsumi-san: AUUGGGHHH!! MY EYES! HELP ME! ONLY REVIEWS AND MEDICAL ATTENTION CAN HEAL MY EYES!!