Wow the second chapter already! I will keep updating about once a week,
maybe every three days or so and sometimes less, it all depends on how many
reviews I get! Forgive me for being an idiot and deleting this story.
Thanks to the first reviewer ever for this story: E.D.F.W.C. AKA
NikoSkellington. I was an idiot and did the same thing with No Tama High;
I vow that whenever I post a new fanfic I won't delete it so fast!
Thanks to all of the reviewers, after all I am pretty sure you don't want to see this big note saying thanks to each individual that reviewed me right? Anyway onto the story..
Disclaimer: Must I go through this every time, how many times do I have to say this I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA, but I do own posters and a wall scroll!
Chapter 2: My Ramen!
"Class I know we have a new student but we still have to learn something today," stated Mr. Koshiwaka. "Back in the day of Feudal Japan there was told to be these swordsman that created extraordinary swords, one sword was said to kill one hundred demons and the other saved one hundred lives, all this with one sweep," explained Mr. Koshiwaka.
"How does this have to do with Lord Nobunaga," questioned Rin.
"When you have a question you raise your hand and then I call on you and then you get to ask the question," said Mr. Koshiwaka. "Now Rin raise your hand," commanded Mr. Koshiwaka.
"Do you want to have to do this the hard way or the easy way," asked Rin. "The easy way would be to answer my question, the hard way would be to keep telling me to do something that I am not going to do," explained Rin.
"We are no longer on Lord Nobunaga," answered Mr. Koshiwaka. "Well anyway you kids will be leaving now, we will continue our studies of Feudal Japan, for next time it would be beneficial to read up on Feudal Japan," commented Mr. Koshiwaka.
"Why bother saying it when no one will take your advice, heck most people don't even know the advice you just said because they won't listen to you at the end of class," Kagura pointed out.
"They won't listen to him from the beginning to the end, barely anyone ever does," stated Kanna.
"You have point there," commented Kagura.
~Hallway~
"Next class is math, dear lord help me," sighed Kagome as she looked at her schedule. "Why do they even put math in school, you barely ever use it anyway," Kagome whined. (AN- Yes I hate math, I think it should die and burn in hell!)
"To make this place more of an hell hole than it already is," answered Sango.
"Nifty answer, luckily after this we have lunch and besides that I am glad to get away from that jerk," Kagome fumed just thinking about Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was behind Kagome the whole entire time hearing all of the conversation. 'Well why don't I just annoy you more,' Inuyasha thought. "Naraku, push me into the new wench," said Inuyasha.
"You got it," said Naraku. Naraku used some force and pushed Inuyasha to Kagome.
"I am glad we have lockers that way I don't have to carry that backpack with all that weight," thanked Kagome as she felt force being ran into her from behind. This caused her to fall and dropping her books in the process.
Rin just came from her locker and ran up to Sango, noticing Kagome lay flat on the floor. "Wow Kagome I didn't know you and Inuyasha were on such good terms," commented Rin chewing her gum.
'INUYASHA!' "Get the hell off me Inuyasha," yelled Kagome.
"But I thought you liked touching me," said Inuyasha making it seem as if it was an accident.
"Bastard! That is just wrong, I would now nor will I ever want to touch you! I know you did this on purpose, now get off! Besides that if you don't get off than people will start getting the wrong idea," exclaimed Kagome.
"Maybe I want people to get the wrong idea," smiled Inuyasha because he knew that this was making Kagome mad.
"People already know that you are going out with Kikyo, what if she," Kagome was cut off as she heard Kikyo talking.
"Inuyasha who pushed you into that bitch, I am really sorry, you can use my shower to wash off all the germs on you," said Kikyo helping Inuyasha get off Kagome.
"Oh my gosh Inuyasha touched Kagome now he has got germs," Kagome fake panicked. "Just tell your boyfriend to stay the hell away from me," said Kagome walking off to math class. Kagome came back up to them and picked up her books she dropped. "By the way just out of curiosity, do you two take a shower together, I mean the slut was hinting that really well," said Kagome with a straight face.
"Just who do you take me for," asked Kikyo fuming.
"A slut that sleeps with a guy, then cheats on him and goes to another guy the next day and continues to do that process," said Kagome not even having to think to answer Kikyo's question.
~Math~
"Well Kagome we only have one seat available at the moment," stated Mrs. Azuski. Mrs. Azuski pointed to the seat and Kagome followed the finger to find the only seat available was right in front of Inuyasha again.
'This is so bullshit! Why doesn't anyone want to sit in front of him anyway, I mean I know he is a jerk but Kikyo is in this class too, it is ridiculous,'thought Kagome as pure horror struck her face. Inuyasha just smiled an evil grin at her and Kagome dreadfully sat in the seat. 'Why me? What in the hell did I do wrong?'
"We are learning the not real numbers," explained Mrs. Azuski. RING RING RING RING RING RING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL! "I love my new talking telephone, class I am taking this out in the hall," said Mrs. Azuski.
"Hey Kikyo, want to trade seats with me after all he is your boyfriend, so you need to sit in front of him," said Kagome.
"Sure, but don't say I did you any favors," said Kikyo moving over to Kagome's seat. Inuyasha moved Miroku over into his old seat.
'Yes, no more Inuyasha behind me!' thought Kagome. Kagome then felt her seat being kicked. Kagome turned around to see Inuyasha staring back at her with a huge smirk. 'Damn it all!' "Why are you picking on me," asked Kagome.
"It is simple lady Kagome, you see such a lovely lady as yourself, Inuyasha feels that he can't tell you his true feelings therefore teasing you," explained Miroku.
"CAN IT!" yelled Inuyasha hitting Miroku over the head.
"That is right Miroku, I am way better than Higurashi over there," yelled Kikyo in Miroku's face.
"At least Miroku has taste," muttered Kagome under her breath.
"Are you saying that I don't," questioned Inuyasha.
'Did he hear me, oh yeah I keep forgetting that he is a dog demon.' "If I want to talk to myself then just don't listen," Kagome told Inuyasha.
"But you said that I have no taste, if someone actually liked you, that is what I would call no taste," said Inuyasha.
"Better than liking a slut, that wears clothes that could easily come off and then come back on," said Kagome.
"That is my type of woman," said Miroku. "In fact that is what all women should wear and," said Miroku getting cut off by Kagome.
"And not all women are like Kikyo sorry to disappoint you Miroku," Kagome said cutting Miroku off. "We don't need to have so many whores in the world," commented Kagome.
"But Kikyo is a lifeless thing that is not even that great looking, I mean look how pale and lifeless she is," said Miroku pointing at Kikyo's face. "In fact I think Kanna has more life than Kikyo," said Miroku rubbing his chin.
"What! How can you say that! Kikyo looks just like Kagome but the differences are obvious," exclaimed Inuyasha.
"Don't compare me to that slut," exclaimed Kagome.
"I can't believe you would even think that you could compare to me," said Kikyo looking at Kagome.
"Has anyone told you, you have the worst come backs in history," said Kagome.
"Lunch time, finally away from the bitch," said Sango happily. "I was getting tired listening to a broken record, by the way I am talking about Kikyo, Inuyasha," commented Sango.
~Lunch~
"Miroku, I don't have any money so that means no food," complained Inuyasha.
"Well you are not getting mine, I wouldn't count on getting anyone else's either, but you could probably steal it from some chick who digs you," suggested Miroku.
"Yeah I think I will do that," said Inuyasha walking off. Inuyasha saw Kagome eating ramen, slurping down those noodles. "Ramen," drooled Inuyasha.
"And you are not getting one bite of it," said Kagome slurping on her noodles faster.
"Hey you can't eat all the ramen, you pig," said Inuyasha trying to snatch it. Kagome easily avoided him. "You shouldn't be putting on more weight," stated Inuyasha trying to get the Ramen again.
"Try actually stealing food from a chick in your fan club, definitely no one at this table," said Kagome slurping down more ramen. "By the way, it wouldn't hurt if you could grab faster," stated Kagome.
"Oh I can grab fast," said Miroku appearing out of nowhere.
"HENTAI!" yelled Sango slapping Miroku again.
Kagome looked at Sango; "Does this happen everyday?"
"Yes, unfortunately, and I would be lucky if it only happened once a day," sighed Sango.
"Maybe since you slapped him so many times you knocked something out," suggested Kagome.
"Maybe," said Sango.
'This is my chance!' Inuyasha stole Kagome's ramen and looked down to see nothing in the cup. "You ate all my ramen, bitch," accused Inuyasha pointing a finger at Kagome.
"Oh well, now next class, Chemistry," said Kagome. 'Hopefully in this class I won't have to sit anywhere near Inuyasha.' ************************************************************************
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Disclaimer: Must I go through this every time, how many times do I have to say this I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA, but I do own posters and a wall scroll!
Chapter 2: My Ramen!
"Class I know we have a new student but we still have to learn something today," stated Mr. Koshiwaka. "Back in the day of Feudal Japan there was told to be these swordsman that created extraordinary swords, one sword was said to kill one hundred demons and the other saved one hundred lives, all this with one sweep," explained Mr. Koshiwaka.
"How does this have to do with Lord Nobunaga," questioned Rin.
"When you have a question you raise your hand and then I call on you and then you get to ask the question," said Mr. Koshiwaka. "Now Rin raise your hand," commanded Mr. Koshiwaka.
"Do you want to have to do this the hard way or the easy way," asked Rin. "The easy way would be to answer my question, the hard way would be to keep telling me to do something that I am not going to do," explained Rin.
"We are no longer on Lord Nobunaga," answered Mr. Koshiwaka. "Well anyway you kids will be leaving now, we will continue our studies of Feudal Japan, for next time it would be beneficial to read up on Feudal Japan," commented Mr. Koshiwaka.
"Why bother saying it when no one will take your advice, heck most people don't even know the advice you just said because they won't listen to you at the end of class," Kagura pointed out.
"They won't listen to him from the beginning to the end, barely anyone ever does," stated Kanna.
"You have point there," commented Kagura.
~Hallway~
"Next class is math, dear lord help me," sighed Kagome as she looked at her schedule. "Why do they even put math in school, you barely ever use it anyway," Kagome whined. (AN- Yes I hate math, I think it should die and burn in hell!)
"To make this place more of an hell hole than it already is," answered Sango.
"Nifty answer, luckily after this we have lunch and besides that I am glad to get away from that jerk," Kagome fumed just thinking about Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was behind Kagome the whole entire time hearing all of the conversation. 'Well why don't I just annoy you more,' Inuyasha thought. "Naraku, push me into the new wench," said Inuyasha.
"You got it," said Naraku. Naraku used some force and pushed Inuyasha to Kagome.
"I am glad we have lockers that way I don't have to carry that backpack with all that weight," thanked Kagome as she felt force being ran into her from behind. This caused her to fall and dropping her books in the process.
Rin just came from her locker and ran up to Sango, noticing Kagome lay flat on the floor. "Wow Kagome I didn't know you and Inuyasha were on such good terms," commented Rin chewing her gum.
'INUYASHA!' "Get the hell off me Inuyasha," yelled Kagome.
"But I thought you liked touching me," said Inuyasha making it seem as if it was an accident.
"Bastard! That is just wrong, I would now nor will I ever want to touch you! I know you did this on purpose, now get off! Besides that if you don't get off than people will start getting the wrong idea," exclaimed Kagome.
"Maybe I want people to get the wrong idea," smiled Inuyasha because he knew that this was making Kagome mad.
"People already know that you are going out with Kikyo, what if she," Kagome was cut off as she heard Kikyo talking.
"Inuyasha who pushed you into that bitch, I am really sorry, you can use my shower to wash off all the germs on you," said Kikyo helping Inuyasha get off Kagome.
"Oh my gosh Inuyasha touched Kagome now he has got germs," Kagome fake panicked. "Just tell your boyfriend to stay the hell away from me," said Kagome walking off to math class. Kagome came back up to them and picked up her books she dropped. "By the way just out of curiosity, do you two take a shower together, I mean the slut was hinting that really well," said Kagome with a straight face.
"Just who do you take me for," asked Kikyo fuming.
"A slut that sleeps with a guy, then cheats on him and goes to another guy the next day and continues to do that process," said Kagome not even having to think to answer Kikyo's question.
~Math~
"Well Kagome we only have one seat available at the moment," stated Mrs. Azuski. Mrs. Azuski pointed to the seat and Kagome followed the finger to find the only seat available was right in front of Inuyasha again.
'This is so bullshit! Why doesn't anyone want to sit in front of him anyway, I mean I know he is a jerk but Kikyo is in this class too, it is ridiculous,'thought Kagome as pure horror struck her face. Inuyasha just smiled an evil grin at her and Kagome dreadfully sat in the seat. 'Why me? What in the hell did I do wrong?'
"We are learning the not real numbers," explained Mrs. Azuski. RING RING RING RING RING RING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL! "I love my new talking telephone, class I am taking this out in the hall," said Mrs. Azuski.
"Hey Kikyo, want to trade seats with me after all he is your boyfriend, so you need to sit in front of him," said Kagome.
"Sure, but don't say I did you any favors," said Kikyo moving over to Kagome's seat. Inuyasha moved Miroku over into his old seat.
'Yes, no more Inuyasha behind me!' thought Kagome. Kagome then felt her seat being kicked. Kagome turned around to see Inuyasha staring back at her with a huge smirk. 'Damn it all!' "Why are you picking on me," asked Kagome.
"It is simple lady Kagome, you see such a lovely lady as yourself, Inuyasha feels that he can't tell you his true feelings therefore teasing you," explained Miroku.
"CAN IT!" yelled Inuyasha hitting Miroku over the head.
"That is right Miroku, I am way better than Higurashi over there," yelled Kikyo in Miroku's face.
"At least Miroku has taste," muttered Kagome under her breath.
"Are you saying that I don't," questioned Inuyasha.
'Did he hear me, oh yeah I keep forgetting that he is a dog demon.' "If I want to talk to myself then just don't listen," Kagome told Inuyasha.
"But you said that I have no taste, if someone actually liked you, that is what I would call no taste," said Inuyasha.
"Better than liking a slut, that wears clothes that could easily come off and then come back on," said Kagome.
"That is my type of woman," said Miroku. "In fact that is what all women should wear and," said Miroku getting cut off by Kagome.
"And not all women are like Kikyo sorry to disappoint you Miroku," Kagome said cutting Miroku off. "We don't need to have so many whores in the world," commented Kagome.
"But Kikyo is a lifeless thing that is not even that great looking, I mean look how pale and lifeless she is," said Miroku pointing at Kikyo's face. "In fact I think Kanna has more life than Kikyo," said Miroku rubbing his chin.
"What! How can you say that! Kikyo looks just like Kagome but the differences are obvious," exclaimed Inuyasha.
"Don't compare me to that slut," exclaimed Kagome.
"I can't believe you would even think that you could compare to me," said Kikyo looking at Kagome.
"Has anyone told you, you have the worst come backs in history," said Kagome.
"Lunch time, finally away from the bitch," said Sango happily. "I was getting tired listening to a broken record, by the way I am talking about Kikyo, Inuyasha," commented Sango.
~Lunch~
"Miroku, I don't have any money so that means no food," complained Inuyasha.
"Well you are not getting mine, I wouldn't count on getting anyone else's either, but you could probably steal it from some chick who digs you," suggested Miroku.
"Yeah I think I will do that," said Inuyasha walking off. Inuyasha saw Kagome eating ramen, slurping down those noodles. "Ramen," drooled Inuyasha.
"And you are not getting one bite of it," said Kagome slurping on her noodles faster.
"Hey you can't eat all the ramen, you pig," said Inuyasha trying to snatch it. Kagome easily avoided him. "You shouldn't be putting on more weight," stated Inuyasha trying to get the Ramen again.
"Try actually stealing food from a chick in your fan club, definitely no one at this table," said Kagome slurping down more ramen. "By the way, it wouldn't hurt if you could grab faster," stated Kagome.
"Oh I can grab fast," said Miroku appearing out of nowhere.
"HENTAI!" yelled Sango slapping Miroku again.
Kagome looked at Sango; "Does this happen everyday?"
"Yes, unfortunately, and I would be lucky if it only happened once a day," sighed Sango.
"Maybe since you slapped him so many times you knocked something out," suggested Kagome.
"Maybe," said Sango.
'This is my chance!' Inuyasha stole Kagome's ramen and looked down to see nothing in the cup. "You ate all my ramen, bitch," accused Inuyasha pointing a finger at Kagome.
"Oh well, now next class, Chemistry," said Kagome. 'Hopefully in this class I won't have to sit anywhere near Inuyasha.' ************************************************************************
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