Disclaimer: Once again, I would like to say that this is not intended to hurt anyones feelings or demean them. I do not in any way, shape, or form own Final Fantasy 9 or any of the other Final Fantasy games. They are the sole property of Squaresoft/Enix.
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Author's Note: This is part 2 of It's My Life. If you did not read the first part, I highly encourage you to read it before you read this part or you will be totally lost.
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Episode 2
- Hey all you crazy critters. It's time for It's My Life. Featuring all those people who I mentioned last time. Here are your hosts, Zidane and Freya. -
Zidane: "Who is that announcer guy?"
Freya: "Why do you want to know?"
Zidane: "He sucks really bad!"
Zidane: "I could do a better job than him!"
Producer: "Do you want to make that happen"
Zidane: "I was just joking! Gosh, don't take me so seriously."
Freya: "You're so confrontational!"
Zidane: "No I'm not"
Freya: "Yes you are. You're like a big baby"
Zidane: "No I'm not"
Freya: "Yes you are"
Zidane: "So"
Freya: .......................
Freya: "I told you"
Zidane: "Leave me alone"
Freya: "Anyways............"
Freya: "How's everybody doing today?"
Random Audience Member: "Do we get paid for sitting here?"
Zidane: "No, but if you...................."
Producer: (clears his throat loudly)
Freya: "Let's just start the show"
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Scene 1
(At a club in downtown Alexandria............)
Eiko: "So are you having fun little Vivi Wivi?"
Vivi: "Look! We are not in the game anymore. Do not refer to me by my slave mage name. My name is Andre' the Breakdancer! Understand?!"
Eiko: "Whatever you say Vivi"
(In walks Quina)
Eiko & Vivi: "What's up Quina?"
Quina: "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the food at?"
Eiko: "Food? What are you talking about"
Quina: "Somebody told me there was going to be food here ,so here I am!"
Vivi: "Ha! Somebody lied to your fat.........."
Quina: "Don't go there with me! You don't want none of this. This ain't no game anymore. I don't need a big ugly fork to kick your butt youngster!"
Vivi: "Oh no you didn't say that to Andre'! Tell me you didn't just say that to Andre'! I'm about to get holy on your............"
???: "Chill. Chill"
(Quina, Eiko, and Vivi (aka Andre') turn around to see Freya walking towards them)
Freya: "There's no need for all this drama. You've been through to much together for all of that"
Quina: "He started it"
Eiko: "This place sucks. Let's go somewhere and get a bite to eat"
(They all leave and head for Treno)
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Scene 2
(Back at the sanatorium)
Kuja: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
Kuja: "Somebody help me!!!!"
(2 guards come running to Kuja's cell)
1st Guard: "What's wrong this time?"
Kuja: "My night-light broke"
(The 2 guards look at each other and bust out laughing)
2nd Guard: "Is that it?!"
1st Guard: "You mean to tell me that we ran all the way down here for this?!"
1st Guard: "You gotta be kidding"
2nd Guard: "You're such a punk"
Kuja: "Oh yeah! Well you're a sissy-wee wee"
(The guards laugh so hard, they fall on the floor rolling)
Kuja: "So you think it's funny, huh?!"
Kuja: "You just wait! When I break outta here, it won't be funny anymore!"
1st Guard: "Yeah, and my Grandma's wearing Fubu now-a-days"
(More laughter)
(The guards stumbled down the hallway admist more laughter)
Kuja: "Wait!!! You didn't bring me my new nightlight"
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Zidane: (Crying with laughter) "That was too funny"
Random Audience Member: "Yeah that was actually kinda funny!"
Freya: "If you think that was funny, wait until the rest of the season"
Zidane: (still laughing) "Make it stop! Make it stop! My stomach hurts!"
Random Audience Member: "Not as much as your face hurts us!"
(The crowd "ooooooooooo's")
(Zidane quickly stops laughing)
Zidane: "Look pal. I'll see you outside the parking lot after the show. Where's my sword?"
Freya: "You sold it on E-Bay, remember?"
Zidane: "You got lucky this time pal!"
Freya: "Well, that's all the time we have today. Next week we will have a special surprise guest"
Zidane: "Who is it?!"
Freya: "Your mama!"
Freya: "I said "surprise" guest. That's usually means it's a surprise."
Zidane: "Oh yeah. I forgot."
Zidane: "See you'll next for another episode of It's My Life"
Random Audience Member: "Can we go now?"
Zidane: "YOU. Meet me outside!"
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Author's Note: This is part 2 of It's My Life. If you did not read the first part, I highly encourage you to read it before you read this part or you will be totally lost.
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Episode 2
- Hey all you crazy critters. It's time for It's My Life. Featuring all those people who I mentioned last time. Here are your hosts, Zidane and Freya. -
Zidane: "Who is that announcer guy?"
Freya: "Why do you want to know?"
Zidane: "He sucks really bad!"
Zidane: "I could do a better job than him!"
Producer: "Do you want to make that happen"
Zidane: "I was just joking! Gosh, don't take me so seriously."
Freya: "You're so confrontational!"
Zidane: "No I'm not"
Freya: "Yes you are. You're like a big baby"
Zidane: "No I'm not"
Freya: "Yes you are"
Zidane: "So"
Freya: .......................
Freya: "I told you"
Zidane: "Leave me alone"
Freya: "Anyways............"
Freya: "How's everybody doing today?"
Random Audience Member: "Do we get paid for sitting here?"
Zidane: "No, but if you...................."
Producer: (clears his throat loudly)
Freya: "Let's just start the show"
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Scene 1
(At a club in downtown Alexandria............)
Eiko: "So are you having fun little Vivi Wivi?"
Vivi: "Look! We are not in the game anymore. Do not refer to me by my slave mage name. My name is Andre' the Breakdancer! Understand?!"
Eiko: "Whatever you say Vivi"
(In walks Quina)
Eiko & Vivi: "What's up Quina?"
Quina: "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the food at?"
Eiko: "Food? What are you talking about"
Quina: "Somebody told me there was going to be food here ,so here I am!"
Vivi: "Ha! Somebody lied to your fat.........."
Quina: "Don't go there with me! You don't want none of this. This ain't no game anymore. I don't need a big ugly fork to kick your butt youngster!"
Vivi: "Oh no you didn't say that to Andre'! Tell me you didn't just say that to Andre'! I'm about to get holy on your............"
???: "Chill. Chill"
(Quina, Eiko, and Vivi (aka Andre') turn around to see Freya walking towards them)
Freya: "There's no need for all this drama. You've been through to much together for all of that"
Quina: "He started it"
Eiko: "This place sucks. Let's go somewhere and get a bite to eat"
(They all leave and head for Treno)
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Scene 2
(Back at the sanatorium)
Kuja: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
Kuja: "Somebody help me!!!!"
(2 guards come running to Kuja's cell)
1st Guard: "What's wrong this time?"
Kuja: "My night-light broke"
(The 2 guards look at each other and bust out laughing)
2nd Guard: "Is that it?!"
1st Guard: "You mean to tell me that we ran all the way down here for this?!"
1st Guard: "You gotta be kidding"
2nd Guard: "You're such a punk"
Kuja: "Oh yeah! Well you're a sissy-wee wee"
(The guards laugh so hard, they fall on the floor rolling)
Kuja: "So you think it's funny, huh?!"
Kuja: "You just wait! When I break outta here, it won't be funny anymore!"
1st Guard: "Yeah, and my Grandma's wearing Fubu now-a-days"
(More laughter)
(The guards stumbled down the hallway admist more laughter)
Kuja: "Wait!!! You didn't bring me my new nightlight"
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Zidane: (Crying with laughter) "That was too funny"
Random Audience Member: "Yeah that was actually kinda funny!"
Freya: "If you think that was funny, wait until the rest of the season"
Zidane: (still laughing) "Make it stop! Make it stop! My stomach hurts!"
Random Audience Member: "Not as much as your face hurts us!"
(The crowd "ooooooooooo's")
(Zidane quickly stops laughing)
Zidane: "Look pal. I'll see you outside the parking lot after the show. Where's my sword?"
Freya: "You sold it on E-Bay, remember?"
Zidane: "You got lucky this time pal!"
Freya: "Well, that's all the time we have today. Next week we will have a special surprise guest"
Zidane: "Who is it?!"
Freya: "Your mama!"
Freya: "I said "surprise" guest. That's usually means it's a surprise."
Zidane: "Oh yeah. I forgot."
Zidane: "See you'll next for another episode of It's My Life"
Random Audience Member: "Can we go now?"
Zidane: "YOU. Meet me outside!"