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Authors Note: Sorry that this didn't come out yesterday. I spent all day standing in line to buy a laptop. Anyway. please review!!!!!!

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James strode up and down the corridors, telling off Slytherins and complementing Gryffindors. While patrolling, he ran into Sirius' younger brother, Regelus Black. Regelus was a Slytherin entering his fifth year.

"Hey Reggie, how was your summer?" James asked politely.

"Pretty good. We went to America to catch a few Quidditch matches. Pretty good in my opinion."

"I know all about those. Sirius was trying to impress some girl with all of the stories."

"You know him. He can just smile and any girl will succumb to his charm," Regelus said darkly. "Why aren't you trying to get Lily Evans to go out with you? Did you finally give up? Or did she give in?"

James smiled broadly and pointed to his chest. Regelus was gawking. "Wow. Head boy. Dumbledore must be crazy! Or. no. Who did you blackmail?"

Smiling even more broadly, James said "Absolutely no one. Dumbledore sent it to me. You're right. He must be crazy! And guess who Head Girl is?" Regelus gave a look of understanding. "Well Reggie, it was nice chatting with you, but I've got to go put a few of your fellow house mates in detention before we get to school."

Regelus flashed him a dark look, but before he could say anything, James was off. James was getting bored patrolling the corridors, so he decided to go back to the compartment. "I've been gone long enough. When I get there, I'll make up some story about rescuing a first year from a mean Slytherin. She'll think I did something worthwhile."

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Authors Note: There you go, another really short chapter thing. Sorry it's so short, but I'm in Study Hall typing again, so what do you expect? I really just wanted to introduce Regelus Black. I hope that you can see where he gets his hatred towards his brother. He isn't al that great in the female department, and Sirius is. This chapter name is Severus Snape and I haven't even introduced him yet. Sorry! He'll be in the next installment. Now, I have a question for you. Do you think it would be funnier to throw Sirius in the lake while he's making out with someone, or do you think it would be funnier if Sirius and James worked together to flip like 10 people overboard. Let me know! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!

Selina (Moony)