Disclaimer:
Selina: Hmmm. What do you think the chances are that I could steal Harry
Potter from J.K. Rowling and get away with it?
Heather (my friend): Honestly?
Selina: Yea.
Heather: Slim to none. No, I change my mind. Zero.
Selina: Never mind. Who cares about honesty, Lie to me! LIE!
Heather: You'll never own Harry Potter.
Selina: What if I get plastic surgery to look like JK Rowling and talk in
a british accent (speaks in fake british accent) Well dear, it's time for
a spot of tea you bloody git
Heather: Nope
Selina: What about if I cast memory charms on everyone?
Heather: Nope
Selina: Hmmm. Well you aren't very supportive. How about I threaten to
blow up Gringotts?
Heather: (sigh) Nope. wouldn't work. Here, get into the pretty straight
jacket and I'll take you back to your padded room.
Selina: Ok! Hey what if I make an alien ship and create my own planet
where I own everything and Harry Potter is mine?
Heather: You do that.
Selina: OK! Do you know how to make an alien ship?
Authors Note: LOL. I was bored and most disclaimers are boring. So I thought this one was kind of funny. I really don't live in a padded room, don't worry. Or maybe I do!! Watch out! When Gringotts blows up, it wasn't me!! I swear!! Ok, I'll shut up now. Read my story and then review!!
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The Warning part three
Everyone got up from their respective house tables and began to whisper. Almost everyone looked worried. The few people who didn't look worried included a group of sixth and seventh year Slytherins and a few teachers.
Lily seemed to have forgotten the lake incident from earlier and was whispering with all of her friends.
"I guess that explains the thestral disappearance," Lily whispered to James.
He smiled, thrilled that Lily was back on speaking terms with him, but his expression grew dark when he started talking about the Voldemort issue. "I guess so. It seems pretty serious though. I hope it doesn't affect us."
"Why would it? We have nothing to do with the Dark side and we're still in school."
"That's true, but you were listening to Dumbledore, right?" Lily nodded. "Well he said that he won't hesitate to use the unforgivable curses, on anyone. No matter what age, remember?"
"Yea. but. I don't know." Lily was at a loss of words. Suddenly she looked up and found herself staring at the Fat Lady. The eight of them had been discussing the Voldemort issue so fervently that they didn't even realize where they were.
"Password?"
James looked at Lily sheepishly. "Do you know the password?"
She looked at him and scoffed. "I told you at the meeting on the train."
"I forgot! I'm like a goldfish. A three second memory span. No, wait. Actually, I wasn't paying attention. Yea, that makes more sense. I pay attention to things you tell me." James grinned.
"Hurry up! Lily, just say the password! I want to get in," Sirius whined from the back.
Lily shook her head and then looked sheepish. "Ummm."
"You don't know it either! Dammit Lily!" Sirius whined again. "Moony! What's the password?"
Remus was in the back talking with Selina about who knows what. Maybe the book again or maybe the Voldemort issue. "Huh? Oh, the password. Hoftalompaga."
The portrait hole swung open to reveal the Gryffindor common room. All eight of them clambered through the hole. Peter needed a leg up.
When everyone was in, they stood in a semicircle to say goodnight. Sirius and Amanda decided to retire to the couch and get more "comfortable", but James, Lily, Remus, Selina, Peter and Marissa were in the semicircle.
Remus gave Selina a quick peck on the cheek and turned bright crimson. Selina's cheeks turned pink, gave Remus a hug and darted up the stairs to the girls dormitory.
Marissa was clinging to Peter's arms, fluttering her eyelashes profusely. "Good night Peter," she said dramatically then closed her eyes and puckered her lips, clearly expecting a good night kiss.
Peter started to back away, but he was trapped. Marissa grabbed his shoulders, pulled him to her and planted a huge kiss right on his mouth. Peter turned red and squeaked "Goodnight, see you in the morning!" and darted up the stairs to the boys dormitory.
Only Marissa, Remus, Lily and James were in the circle. Amanda and Sirius were still on the couch, a giggle escaping Amanda's mouth every now and then and Sirius' low voice reaching their ears with undistinguishable words.
Marissa ignored this, turned to Lily and exclaimed, "Did you see that? He made me kiss him! He's in love with me. He's so handsome. Goodnight all. I'm going to go dream about Peter."
"More like a nightmare," James muttered under his breath and Remus and Lily had to stifle laughter.
Marissa turned to him. "Sorry James. Didn't get that. What did you say?"
He flashed her a winning grin and said "Oh, I just said 'Have a good night' and I guess you didn't hear me. See you tomorrow."
"Oh ok. See you tomorrow then. G'night guys."
Once she exited, Remus, Lily and James started laughing. Remus waved to them and started to retreat up the stairs. When he was halfway up, he thought better of it, and turned around. He walked over to the couch, cuffed Sirius on the head and walked back upstairs. Sirius let out a roar of outrage and disentangled himself from Amanda. It took a moment, but when his head appeared, his hair was more disheveled than usual and he had lipstick spread across his face.
"Not really your color, Sirius." Lily smirked. "Time for bed. Classes start tomorrow. You want to have enough rest, right?"
"Fine." Sirius grumbled. Amanda and Sirius got up from the couch. "Head girl says we have to go to bed now. We better listen or she'll give us detention." After one last kiss, that lasted quite awhile ("Ahem," from Lily), they finally parted and went up their separate staircases.
Lily and James were the only two people left in the common room now. James moved over to the couch and said "I guess I'll stay up and make sure they don't come back down."
Lily moved over to the couch and sat down. "They won't listen to you. I should stay too." James didn't object.
They sat in silence for about five minutes, just staring in the fire when Sirius' head appeared craning around the boys staircase looking for Amanda. When he spotted Lily and James he darted back up the stairs, but Lily was too quick. "Black! Get down here!"
Sirius walked in guiltily. He looked down at his feet and muttered, "Sorry your highness. I'll go to bed now." He curtseyed quite awkwardly and dashed up the stairs. James was having a hard time suppressing laughter. He started laughing out loud and soon Lily joined in.
They sat laughing for a few moments and then stopped. James looked at Lily and muttered "Lily, I'm really really sorry about the lake thing. I thought that you would find it funny. I mean, I did it to piss off Sirius, not you. I'm really sorry." He shifted awkwardly and then looked at her.
Lily had a thoughtful expression on her face. She thought for a minute then said "You know what James, forget about it. It was pretty funny watching the infamous Sirius Black fall into the lake when it wasn't his idea. We'll pretend it didn't happen, although my hair begs to differ. It still smells like lake. I'll have to take a shower in the morning."
James' face lit up. "Great. I'm gad you aren't mad. Hey, so now that I'm Head Boy, I get to use the prefect bathroom right? The way Moony talks about it, you'd think it was heaven or something."
"It is pretty nice. And yea, since you're Head Boy, you can use the bathroom. I actually think that we have our own bathroom. I think we have our own little common room thing too, but I'm not sure."
"Cool. So we can go there to make out?"
"Yea Potter, keep dreaming."
James smiled. "I will. In fact, that's what I'm going to go do now. Goodnight Ms. Evans. I can't wait to make out with you in our private common room." He bowed down, took her hand and pulled her up from the couch. James held on to her hand and gently kissed it. "Goodnight beautiful. Dream of me, because I know I'll be dreaming of you."
She shook her head in disbelief, but headed up her stairs with a goofy grin on her face. James watched her retreating figure then headed up to his dormitory. He was surprised to find all of the other boys asleep already. His eyes scanned the room to each of the boys in turn.
Peter was spread out across his bed on his back snoring. Remus was curled up in a ball breathing heavily. Sirius was spread out on his bed, a dreamy look on his face. He was probably dreaming about Amanda. James' eyes swept over to the corner of the room where the other 7th year boy was sleeping. It was Frank Longbottom. He rolled over in his sleep and muttered something that sounded like "Alice." James hadn't had a chance to say hello to him yet. They would talk in the morning.
He was happy. All of his friends were finally growing up and getting girlfriends, even Peter. James was the only one who was stuck in the mud. Lily still wouldn't go out with him. He slowly undressed and with each garment of clothing he took off, he thought of something romantic he could do for Lily. When he was in his sleep clothes, he climbed into bed.
He almost shut his hangings all the way, but thought better of it. He left them open just enough so he could look out at the moon. He kept his eyes open and he thought of a girl with beautiful red hair and sparkling emerald green eyes. The graceful way she moved, the way she bit her lip when she was nervous and the way her eyes flashed dangerously when she was angry.
As he looked at the almost full moon, he smiled to himself as he thought that Lily Evans could bee looking up at the same moon thinking about him the same way. Little did he know, she was.
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Authors Note: There you go. End of chapter four. Wow, 5 pages. My new record. LOL. Well, if it's an almost full moon, you should be able to guess what's going to be happening soon. If you can't, I suggest you go back and reread book three. My personal favorite. Please Review!!! Please? I'll give you a cookie. I'll let you come live on my planet where I own Harry Potter!! Please? Anyway, does anyone know any good Draco/Hermoine fics? They're my favorite kind to read. If so, e-mail me or leave the link in a review. I've already read a bunch, but I always want more. It's like a drug! Please review! Draco is the best!!
Moony
Authors Note: LOL. I was bored and most disclaimers are boring. So I thought this one was kind of funny. I really don't live in a padded room, don't worry. Or maybe I do!! Watch out! When Gringotts blows up, it wasn't me!! I swear!! Ok, I'll shut up now. Read my story and then review!!
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The Warning part three
Everyone got up from their respective house tables and began to whisper. Almost everyone looked worried. The few people who didn't look worried included a group of sixth and seventh year Slytherins and a few teachers.
Lily seemed to have forgotten the lake incident from earlier and was whispering with all of her friends.
"I guess that explains the thestral disappearance," Lily whispered to James.
He smiled, thrilled that Lily was back on speaking terms with him, but his expression grew dark when he started talking about the Voldemort issue. "I guess so. It seems pretty serious though. I hope it doesn't affect us."
"Why would it? We have nothing to do with the Dark side and we're still in school."
"That's true, but you were listening to Dumbledore, right?" Lily nodded. "Well he said that he won't hesitate to use the unforgivable curses, on anyone. No matter what age, remember?"
"Yea. but. I don't know." Lily was at a loss of words. Suddenly she looked up and found herself staring at the Fat Lady. The eight of them had been discussing the Voldemort issue so fervently that they didn't even realize where they were.
"Password?"
James looked at Lily sheepishly. "Do you know the password?"
She looked at him and scoffed. "I told you at the meeting on the train."
"I forgot! I'm like a goldfish. A three second memory span. No, wait. Actually, I wasn't paying attention. Yea, that makes more sense. I pay attention to things you tell me." James grinned.
"Hurry up! Lily, just say the password! I want to get in," Sirius whined from the back.
Lily shook her head and then looked sheepish. "Ummm."
"You don't know it either! Dammit Lily!" Sirius whined again. "Moony! What's the password?"
Remus was in the back talking with Selina about who knows what. Maybe the book again or maybe the Voldemort issue. "Huh? Oh, the password. Hoftalompaga."
The portrait hole swung open to reveal the Gryffindor common room. All eight of them clambered through the hole. Peter needed a leg up.
When everyone was in, they stood in a semicircle to say goodnight. Sirius and Amanda decided to retire to the couch and get more "comfortable", but James, Lily, Remus, Selina, Peter and Marissa were in the semicircle.
Remus gave Selina a quick peck on the cheek and turned bright crimson. Selina's cheeks turned pink, gave Remus a hug and darted up the stairs to the girls dormitory.
Marissa was clinging to Peter's arms, fluttering her eyelashes profusely. "Good night Peter," she said dramatically then closed her eyes and puckered her lips, clearly expecting a good night kiss.
Peter started to back away, but he was trapped. Marissa grabbed his shoulders, pulled him to her and planted a huge kiss right on his mouth. Peter turned red and squeaked "Goodnight, see you in the morning!" and darted up the stairs to the boys dormitory.
Only Marissa, Remus, Lily and James were in the circle. Amanda and Sirius were still on the couch, a giggle escaping Amanda's mouth every now and then and Sirius' low voice reaching their ears with undistinguishable words.
Marissa ignored this, turned to Lily and exclaimed, "Did you see that? He made me kiss him! He's in love with me. He's so handsome. Goodnight all. I'm going to go dream about Peter."
"More like a nightmare," James muttered under his breath and Remus and Lily had to stifle laughter.
Marissa turned to him. "Sorry James. Didn't get that. What did you say?"
He flashed her a winning grin and said "Oh, I just said 'Have a good night' and I guess you didn't hear me. See you tomorrow."
"Oh ok. See you tomorrow then. G'night guys."
Once she exited, Remus, Lily and James started laughing. Remus waved to them and started to retreat up the stairs. When he was halfway up, he thought better of it, and turned around. He walked over to the couch, cuffed Sirius on the head and walked back upstairs. Sirius let out a roar of outrage and disentangled himself from Amanda. It took a moment, but when his head appeared, his hair was more disheveled than usual and he had lipstick spread across his face.
"Not really your color, Sirius." Lily smirked. "Time for bed. Classes start tomorrow. You want to have enough rest, right?"
"Fine." Sirius grumbled. Amanda and Sirius got up from the couch. "Head girl says we have to go to bed now. We better listen or she'll give us detention." After one last kiss, that lasted quite awhile ("Ahem," from Lily), they finally parted and went up their separate staircases.
Lily and James were the only two people left in the common room now. James moved over to the couch and said "I guess I'll stay up and make sure they don't come back down."
Lily moved over to the couch and sat down. "They won't listen to you. I should stay too." James didn't object.
They sat in silence for about five minutes, just staring in the fire when Sirius' head appeared craning around the boys staircase looking for Amanda. When he spotted Lily and James he darted back up the stairs, but Lily was too quick. "Black! Get down here!"
Sirius walked in guiltily. He looked down at his feet and muttered, "Sorry your highness. I'll go to bed now." He curtseyed quite awkwardly and dashed up the stairs. James was having a hard time suppressing laughter. He started laughing out loud and soon Lily joined in.
They sat laughing for a few moments and then stopped. James looked at Lily and muttered "Lily, I'm really really sorry about the lake thing. I thought that you would find it funny. I mean, I did it to piss off Sirius, not you. I'm really sorry." He shifted awkwardly and then looked at her.
Lily had a thoughtful expression on her face. She thought for a minute then said "You know what James, forget about it. It was pretty funny watching the infamous Sirius Black fall into the lake when it wasn't his idea. We'll pretend it didn't happen, although my hair begs to differ. It still smells like lake. I'll have to take a shower in the morning."
James' face lit up. "Great. I'm gad you aren't mad. Hey, so now that I'm Head Boy, I get to use the prefect bathroom right? The way Moony talks about it, you'd think it was heaven or something."
"It is pretty nice. And yea, since you're Head Boy, you can use the bathroom. I actually think that we have our own bathroom. I think we have our own little common room thing too, but I'm not sure."
"Cool. So we can go there to make out?"
"Yea Potter, keep dreaming."
James smiled. "I will. In fact, that's what I'm going to go do now. Goodnight Ms. Evans. I can't wait to make out with you in our private common room." He bowed down, took her hand and pulled her up from the couch. James held on to her hand and gently kissed it. "Goodnight beautiful. Dream of me, because I know I'll be dreaming of you."
She shook her head in disbelief, but headed up her stairs with a goofy grin on her face. James watched her retreating figure then headed up to his dormitory. He was surprised to find all of the other boys asleep already. His eyes scanned the room to each of the boys in turn.
Peter was spread out across his bed on his back snoring. Remus was curled up in a ball breathing heavily. Sirius was spread out on his bed, a dreamy look on his face. He was probably dreaming about Amanda. James' eyes swept over to the corner of the room where the other 7th year boy was sleeping. It was Frank Longbottom. He rolled over in his sleep and muttered something that sounded like "Alice." James hadn't had a chance to say hello to him yet. They would talk in the morning.
He was happy. All of his friends were finally growing up and getting girlfriends, even Peter. James was the only one who was stuck in the mud. Lily still wouldn't go out with him. He slowly undressed and with each garment of clothing he took off, he thought of something romantic he could do for Lily. When he was in his sleep clothes, he climbed into bed.
He almost shut his hangings all the way, but thought better of it. He left them open just enough so he could look out at the moon. He kept his eyes open and he thought of a girl with beautiful red hair and sparkling emerald green eyes. The graceful way she moved, the way she bit her lip when she was nervous and the way her eyes flashed dangerously when she was angry.
As he looked at the almost full moon, he smiled to himself as he thought that Lily Evans could bee looking up at the same moon thinking about him the same way. Little did he know, she was.
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Authors Note: There you go. End of chapter four. Wow, 5 pages. My new record. LOL. Well, if it's an almost full moon, you should be able to guess what's going to be happening soon. If you can't, I suggest you go back and reread book three. My personal favorite. Please Review!!! Please? I'll give you a cookie. I'll let you come live on my planet where I own Harry Potter!! Please? Anyway, does anyone know any good Draco/Hermoine fics? They're my favorite kind to read. If so, e-mail me or leave the link in a review. I've already read a bunch, but I always want more. It's like a drug! Please review! Draco is the best!!
Moony