Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Shaman King. If I did, would I be
writing this? NO! I would be in a hotel by the beach, but I have to stay in
my little house and write fanfics.
Welcome to. Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOO- uh I mean Stuff.
And now your host, Geniusss9!!!!!!!!
*Geniuss9 presses a button and your hear loud clapping*
And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil!!!
*Camera turns to audience, but the seats are all empty*
Geniuss9: Ummm, we had trouble advertising..
Dythonen the Evil: Yeah, sure we did *Rolls his eyes*
G: Whatever. Well, all 23 viewers watching this poor cable station, we have two guests for you
tonight! Please welcome... Seto Kaiba!!!!!! * Presses button and you hear the loud clapping
sound*
D: AHHH! RICH BOY ALERT! RICH BOY ALERT!! AHHHHHHHHH 8Runs away
screaming*
Kaiba: Ummm, ok.
G: Don't mind him
D: *Runs back into studio and suddenly sits down quietly* Wow... Someone needs to hide the mountain dew...NEED CAFFINE!!
G: Oh no you don't. *Presses a button, and Dythonen is chained to his chair and is beaten into
submission by 3 men in suits*
D: @_@
G: Now, Kaiba, what is it like being the world champion of the game Magic and Wizards?
What is it like being a billionaire game company owner?
K: Actually, it's not as good as it seems. People think I'm a rich snob. It kind of sucks. But at least I can beat anyone at Magic and Wizards.
Yugi (Talking from speakerphone): Really? I wasn't aware of that? What about that one time
at-
K: Aw, shut it Yugi. At least I don't have that awful hairstyle.
Y (From speakerphone): Look who's talking.
G: *Turns of speakerphone* Now, I happen to be an avid player of Magic and Wizards. How
about a duel?
K: Hah. You would be no match.
D: Then I'll fight you!
K: Prepare to lose *Snickers*
D: Au contraire
K: Let's go then.
*Dythonen and Kaiba pull out their decks and begin the duel. It starts out equal, but after a few
rounds, Kaiba is leading with 1600 life points, while Dythonen has 1250.*
D: You are going down! *Pulls out a card* AHA! I use the Blue Eyes White Dragon!!
K: NO! Impossible!!!!!!
D: Ahahahaha, I stole one of your Blue Eyes.! Prepare to lose!
*After a few rounds, Dythonen wins with his stolen Blue Eyes.*
K: NOOOO!!!!!!
D: Now, you will write me a check for 100000000 dollars.
K: I don't think so.
D: Take him away!
Guys in Suits: Yes!
D: Torture him. I will add 1000000 dollars for every minute he does not cooperate
K: NOOO * is dragged away. A few minutes later, you hear painful, tortured screams in the
distance.*
G: Was that necessary?
D: Yes. I'm gonna be rich! Cancun, here I come!! G: Can I come?
D: NO!
G: Well, our next guest is.. Yoh Asakura!
Anna Kyoyama (In audience): GO YOH!!!!!!!!
Yoh: Um, ok.
G: Well, I heard you can see ghosts. That must be interesting.
D: Ohhhhh a medium of sorts? *Starts singing Ghostbusters song*
Amidamaru: *Sneaks up behind Dythonen* BOOO!!!!
D: AHHHHH *Jumps through roof*
Y: Ahahahaha!!!!! Good one.
A: Thanks.
Y: Well, it is pretty cool to be able to see ghosts. Hey, how can you see Amidamaru, Mr. Host?
Are you a shaman?
G: No. I wrote this story. I can do what I want. DUH!!
G: Oh my, look at the time. See you next week on Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOO- I mean
Stuff.
Please review. Mean flamers will be tortured like Seto Kaiba.
Welcome to. Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOO- uh I mean Stuff.
And now your host, Geniusss9!!!!!!!!
*Geniuss9 presses a button and your hear loud clapping*
And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil!!!
*Camera turns to audience, but the seats are all empty*
Geniuss9: Ummm, we had trouble advertising..
Dythonen the Evil: Yeah, sure we did *Rolls his eyes*
G: Whatever. Well, all 23 viewers watching this poor cable station, we have two guests for you
tonight! Please welcome... Seto Kaiba!!!!!! * Presses button and you hear the loud clapping
sound*
D: AHHH! RICH BOY ALERT! RICH BOY ALERT!! AHHHHHHHHH 8Runs away
screaming*
Kaiba: Ummm, ok.
G: Don't mind him
D: *Runs back into studio and suddenly sits down quietly* Wow... Someone needs to hide the mountain dew...NEED CAFFINE!!
G: Oh no you don't. *Presses a button, and Dythonen is chained to his chair and is beaten into
submission by 3 men in suits*
D: @_@
G: Now, Kaiba, what is it like being the world champion of the game Magic and Wizards?
What is it like being a billionaire game company owner?
K: Actually, it's not as good as it seems. People think I'm a rich snob. It kind of sucks. But at least I can beat anyone at Magic and Wizards.
Yugi (Talking from speakerphone): Really? I wasn't aware of that? What about that one time
at-
K: Aw, shut it Yugi. At least I don't have that awful hairstyle.
Y (From speakerphone): Look who's talking.
G: *Turns of speakerphone* Now, I happen to be an avid player of Magic and Wizards. How
about a duel?
K: Hah. You would be no match.
D: Then I'll fight you!
K: Prepare to lose *Snickers*
D: Au contraire
K: Let's go then.
*Dythonen and Kaiba pull out their decks and begin the duel. It starts out equal, but after a few
rounds, Kaiba is leading with 1600 life points, while Dythonen has 1250.*
D: You are going down! *Pulls out a card* AHA! I use the Blue Eyes White Dragon!!
K: NO! Impossible!!!!!!
D: Ahahahaha, I stole one of your Blue Eyes.! Prepare to lose!
*After a few rounds, Dythonen wins with his stolen Blue Eyes.*
K: NOOOO!!!!!!
D: Now, you will write me a check for 100000000 dollars.
K: I don't think so.
D: Take him away!
Guys in Suits: Yes!
D: Torture him. I will add 1000000 dollars for every minute he does not cooperate
K: NOOO * is dragged away. A few minutes later, you hear painful, tortured screams in the
distance.*
G: Was that necessary?
D: Yes. I'm gonna be rich! Cancun, here I come!! G: Can I come?
D: NO!
G: Well, our next guest is.. Yoh Asakura!
Anna Kyoyama (In audience): GO YOH!!!!!!!!
Yoh: Um, ok.
G: Well, I heard you can see ghosts. That must be interesting.
D: Ohhhhh a medium of sorts? *Starts singing Ghostbusters song*
Amidamaru: *Sneaks up behind Dythonen* BOOO!!!!
D: AHHHHH *Jumps through roof*
Y: Ahahahaha!!!!! Good one.
A: Thanks.
Y: Well, it is pretty cool to be able to see ghosts. Hey, how can you see Amidamaru, Mr. Host?
Are you a shaman?
G: No. I wrote this story. I can do what I want. DUH!!
G: Oh my, look at the time. See you next week on Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOO- I mean
Stuff.
Please review. Mean flamers will be tortured like Seto Kaiba.