Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakasho, DragonballZ, or Yu-Gi-Oh
Now you can't sue me! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Welcome to.. Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM! Special Gameshow Episode.
And our Host, Geniusss9! *You notice that there is actual clapping in the audience*
Geniusss9: Ah, the wonders of bribery.
And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil! *The crowd stops clapping*
Dythonen: You suck.
G: Hahahaha, sucker.
D: Mother Fu-CENSORED FOR PUBLIC TELEVISION-
D: Damn those cable people.
G: Anyway, today we host a Special Gameshow Edition to my show! Four lucky
contestants get to compete for One Hundred Million Dollars!
D: Oo Oo Oo can I play?
G: No. But you get to torture the losers.
D: Just as good *Laughs his trademark corny evil laugh* Nyhahaha
G: Well, let's bring them in!
*Sesshomaru, Kurama, Trunks, and Bakura enter from side stage.*
Fangirls: Look! Bishonen heaven! *All rush stage but run into an invisible wall.* NOOO
G: I took special anti-fangirl precautions for this show. Now, let's play. I ask a random
question and the 1st person to answer correctly gets a point. Whoever gets the most points
at the end wins!
Kurama: Cool. I need some cash.
Sesshomaru: I will get that money and use it to buy henchmen to steal Tetsaiga from
Inuyasha!
All: *Sweatdrop* O..K..
Trunks: I don't need the money. I'm just here for the heck of it.
Bakura: Mr. Host, if I do not win, I will send you to the Shadow Realm!
G: Uhhhhhhhh...... *Looks worried* Alright! 1st question! Hmmmm *Looks at notecards* Who was the 1st president of the United States?
Bakura: George Washing Machine.
G: Um, no.
Kurama: George Washington. DUHHHH
G: Correct!
Bakura: Damn you.
Trunks: I knew that
All: *Sarcastically* Suuure.
Sesshomaru: I could care less about your government.
G: Well, next Question. What is the name of the manga artist who made DBZ
T: Ohhh! Akira Toryama!!
K: No fair. He got an easy question.
B: Don't worry. I will be the only one he will get.
All: OOOHHH DIS!!!!!!
T: Lets not waste time. Next question!
D: Heehhee. Alright, the next question is. Who here is a crossdresser and wants to be a
woman? *Looks at Kurama and Sesshomaru*
K&S: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Take out their weapons*
D:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Breathe* HhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*A few minutes later, Dythonen is on a torture rack. Sesshomaru is raking him with his
poison claws, while Kurama whacks him with his rosewhip.*
S: Say it. Say that you are a wussy and we are men or I keep going *Keeps slashing
Dythonen*
D: No! I won't sa- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GOD HELP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OK YOU ARE MEN AND IM A WUSS!! PLEASE STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
K: Much better.
G: Alright, next question. Who wrote The Raven?
B: Edgar Allen Pie.
G: Ummm, no.
S: Edgar Allen Yo Mamma.
G: ... *Sweatdrop* ..
T: Poe Allen Edgar?
G: No
K: Edgar Allen Poe.
G: Yess! That's it!
B: Remember, if I lose, you all go to the Shadow Realm.
K,G,T,S: .........
D: I have the next question! What is the name of the brilliant, funny, handsome man who
makes this fanfiction?
Sara, The Demon Sister From Hell (From cage in basement): My Fat Brother!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
G: Quiet down there!
B: Um, Geniusss9?
G: Yess! Correct!
B: Yaaaayy!!!!
T: Wow. He got one. Amazing.
S: Quite.
B: *Does a victory dance*
YYayayayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayaya!!
All: Ummmm............... Scary... *Audience starts to file
out.*
G : Crap. Hey! I paid you to sit through this! Get back here! *Talks into walkie-talkie*
Suits! Get over here!
Guys in Suits: Yes sir *Block the exits*
Audience: This show sucks.
G: Get over it.
G: Well, next question. Who is regarded as the Godfather of Manga?
Astro Boy(From speakerphone): Osama Tezuka!!!
G: ........ That ruins that question. one last question. Who invented the steel
plow?
T: Your mamma! *Laughs*
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
G:. no.
STDSFH: Hey! Don't talk about my Momma!!!!
T: Aww man.
B: John Deere
G: Yes! It is a tie between Kurama and Bakura! Oh my, look at the time! I guess no one
gets the cash prize. Oh well.
K&B: Grrrrr *Tie him to the torture rack* Arrrggg!
G: SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Announcer: Um, that ends the show *Chair flies through announcer booth. The camera
turns to reveal that the audience is rioting* Ummm cut it now, take us off the air!!!
Technical Difficulties. Please stand by
The end.
Please review. Mean flamers will be assassinated in their sleep.
Now you can't sue me! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Welcome to.. Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM! Special Gameshow Episode.
And our Host, Geniusss9! *You notice that there is actual clapping in the audience*
Geniusss9: Ah, the wonders of bribery.
And his assistant, Dythonen the Evil! *The crowd stops clapping*
Dythonen: You suck.
G: Hahahaha, sucker.
D: Mother Fu-CENSORED FOR PUBLIC TELEVISION-
D: Damn those cable people.
G: Anyway, today we host a Special Gameshow Edition to my show! Four lucky
contestants get to compete for One Hundred Million Dollars!
D: Oo Oo Oo can I play?
G: No. But you get to torture the losers.
D: Just as good *Laughs his trademark corny evil laugh* Nyhahaha
G: Well, let's bring them in!
*Sesshomaru, Kurama, Trunks, and Bakura enter from side stage.*
Fangirls: Look! Bishonen heaven! *All rush stage but run into an invisible wall.* NOOO
G: I took special anti-fangirl precautions for this show. Now, let's play. I ask a random
question and the 1st person to answer correctly gets a point. Whoever gets the most points
at the end wins!
Kurama: Cool. I need some cash.
Sesshomaru: I will get that money and use it to buy henchmen to steal Tetsaiga from
Inuyasha!
All: *Sweatdrop* O..K..
Trunks: I don't need the money. I'm just here for the heck of it.
Bakura: Mr. Host, if I do not win, I will send you to the Shadow Realm!
G: Uhhhhhhhh...... *Looks worried* Alright! 1st question! Hmmmm *Looks at notecards* Who was the 1st president of the United States?
Bakura: George Washing Machine.
G: Um, no.
Kurama: George Washington. DUHHHH
G: Correct!
Bakura: Damn you.
Trunks: I knew that
All: *Sarcastically* Suuure.
Sesshomaru: I could care less about your government.
G: Well, next Question. What is the name of the manga artist who made DBZ
T: Ohhh! Akira Toryama!!
K: No fair. He got an easy question.
B: Don't worry. I will be the only one he will get.
All: OOOHHH DIS!!!!!!
T: Lets not waste time. Next question!
D: Heehhee. Alright, the next question is. Who here is a crossdresser and wants to be a
woman? *Looks at Kurama and Sesshomaru*
K&S: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Take out their weapons*
D:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Breathe* HhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*A few minutes later, Dythonen is on a torture rack. Sesshomaru is raking him with his
poison claws, while Kurama whacks him with his rosewhip.*
S: Say it. Say that you are a wussy and we are men or I keep going *Keeps slashing
Dythonen*
D: No! I won't sa- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GOD HELP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OK YOU ARE MEN AND IM A WUSS!! PLEASE STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
K: Much better.
G: Alright, next question. Who wrote The Raven?
B: Edgar Allen Pie.
G: Ummm, no.
S: Edgar Allen Yo Mamma.
G: ... *Sweatdrop* ..
T: Poe Allen Edgar?
G: No
K: Edgar Allen Poe.
G: Yess! That's it!
B: Remember, if I lose, you all go to the Shadow Realm.
K,G,T,S: .........
D: I have the next question! What is the name of the brilliant, funny, handsome man who
makes this fanfiction?
Sara, The Demon Sister From Hell (From cage in basement): My Fat Brother!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
G: Quiet down there!
B: Um, Geniusss9?
G: Yess! Correct!
B: Yaaaayy!!!!
T: Wow. He got one. Amazing.
S: Quite.
B: *Does a victory dance*
YYayayayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayaya!!
All: Ummmm............... Scary... *Audience starts to file
out.*
G : Crap. Hey! I paid you to sit through this! Get back here! *Talks into walkie-talkie*
Suits! Get over here!
Guys in Suits: Yes sir *Block the exits*
Audience: This show sucks.
G: Get over it.
G: Well, next question. Who is regarded as the Godfather of Manga?
Astro Boy(From speakerphone): Osama Tezuka!!!
G: ........ That ruins that question. one last question. Who invented the steel
plow?
T: Your mamma! *Laughs*
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
G:. no.
STDSFH: Hey! Don't talk about my Momma!!!!
T: Aww man.
B: John Deere
G: Yes! It is a tie between Kurama and Bakura! Oh my, look at the time! I guess no one
gets the cash prize. Oh well.
K&B: Grrrrr *Tie him to the torture rack* Arrrggg!
G: SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Announcer: Um, that ends the show *Chair flies through announcer booth. The camera
turns to reveal that the audience is rioting* Ummm cut it now, take us off the air!!!
Technical Difficulties. Please stand by
The end.
Please review. Mean flamers will be assassinated in their sleep.