Geniusss9's Talk Show of DOOM! Episode 5
Announcer: Welcome to.. Geniusss9's talk show of DOOM!
Audience: BOOOOOOO
Dythonen: Aw shut up.
Geniusss9: Well, welcome to my show. I have good news. The building next door, which
was destroyed last episode, has been reconstructed.
D: And we care why?
G: I don't know.
G: Well, we have an exciting show tonight! Welcome our guest..Sesshomaru!
Fangirls: Commence operation StealSess now!
D: Not again.. *Fights off the fangirls* Damn them.
Sesshomaru: ... Why must a superior demon such as me be forced to be on this lowly human's talk show?
D: Hot damn! He's almost as big a snob as me!
S: Hah! I am snobbier than you! Wanna find out?
D: Sure. I call upon the Snob Arena! *The place rumbles, and the stage turns into an
arena*
S: Lets start it now.
G: Please, we have no time to have a snob match. On with our little interview. Well Sess,
how are things faring with your brother?
D: He still can't get Tetsaiga and he's a full demon! I'm only 1/1287831374623782723
demon and I could take it from him!
Scorekeeper: Dythonen: 1 Sesshomaru: 0
Fangirls: Boooooooooo
D: Stuff a sock in it.
S: Hah. I bet you could not even fight off a mere fangirl, if you had any. Hah!
Scorekeeper: Oooo! Double dis! D: 1 S: 2
Fangirls: YAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!
G: Damn it! Answer my questions! *Is ignored*
S: There is only one way to resolve our contest... whoever can make a high school teacher crack from insanity wins.
D; You're on! *They bring in a teacher and try to annoy him, but he isn't at all fazed*
G: . Alright. I'll count to 3, and if you don't answer my question, you both will feel
pain beyond mortal imagination. 1.2.2 ½ .3! Alright! *Talks into walkie talkie*
Release her.
D: What.. did..I..hear..you..say.. *Trembles*
G: *Has a massive grin on his face* Bye bye.
Sara, the Demon Sister from HELL!:
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S+D:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cameraman: Cancel the show before it becomes too violent! Now! Cut the connection!
Technical Difficulties. Please do not stand by
Review plz! AHHHHHH *Is attacked by Sess fangirls* noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Announcer: Welcome to.. Geniusss9's talk show of DOOM!
Audience: BOOOOOOO
Dythonen: Aw shut up.
Geniusss9: Well, welcome to my show. I have good news. The building next door, which
was destroyed last episode, has been reconstructed.
D: And we care why?
G: I don't know.
G: Well, we have an exciting show tonight! Welcome our guest..Sesshomaru!
Fangirls: Commence operation StealSess now!
D: Not again.. *Fights off the fangirls* Damn them.
Sesshomaru: ... Why must a superior demon such as me be forced to be on this lowly human's talk show?
D: Hot damn! He's almost as big a snob as me!
S: Hah! I am snobbier than you! Wanna find out?
D: Sure. I call upon the Snob Arena! *The place rumbles, and the stage turns into an
arena*
S: Lets start it now.
G: Please, we have no time to have a snob match. On with our little interview. Well Sess,
how are things faring with your brother?
D: He still can't get Tetsaiga and he's a full demon! I'm only 1/1287831374623782723
demon and I could take it from him!
Scorekeeper: Dythonen: 1 Sesshomaru: 0
Fangirls: Boooooooooo
D: Stuff a sock in it.
S: Hah. I bet you could not even fight off a mere fangirl, if you had any. Hah!
Scorekeeper: Oooo! Double dis! D: 1 S: 2
Fangirls: YAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!
G: Damn it! Answer my questions! *Is ignored*
S: There is only one way to resolve our contest... whoever can make a high school teacher crack from insanity wins.
D; You're on! *They bring in a teacher and try to annoy him, but he isn't at all fazed*
G: . Alright. I'll count to 3, and if you don't answer my question, you both will feel
pain beyond mortal imagination. 1.2.2 ½ .3! Alright! *Talks into walkie talkie*
Release her.
D: What.. did..I..hear..you..say.. *Trembles*
G: *Has a massive grin on his face* Bye bye.
Sara, the Demon Sister from HELL!:
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S+D:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cameraman: Cancel the show before it becomes too violent! Now! Cut the connection!
Technical Difficulties. Please do not stand by
Review plz! AHHHHHH *Is attacked by Sess fangirls* noooooooooooooooooooooooo