Meet the Warriors!

To Aaron: Yep, it's an East Coast Misfits/New Warriors Team-Up! Yeah, I can see the girls fight over Starchild. Yeah, the last chapter just showed a sneak peek of Justice. I don't know if I'll make Firestar and Justice a real item here, but you can be sure there will be tension between Pyro and Justice. Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!

To Raliena: In my story "Halloween Hijinks", Paul and Craig meet Mystery Inc. In the stories "Gone Avengin'", "Halloween Hijinks", "Hotter than Hellion", "Thanksgiving Madness", "Christmas Chaos", and "Armor Attack", my Evo-tized Avengers appear (Adult versions of Captain America, Wasp, Ant-Man I (Henry Pym), and Iron Man, as well as teenage versions of Thor, the She-Hulk, Hawkeye, Kid Razor, and Tigra). I don't know if Jamie can make an appearance in this fic, though. Sorry. I'll see what I can do.

To Sparky Genocide: No, it's not Power Pack. *shakes head* However, it is another young super-team that our four heroes are teaming up with.

To Red Witch: Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy! You're not updating as much as you used to. What's up?

To Wizard1: Actually, that was Justice, not Speedball. But Speedball will appear here! As for helping Todd, you got to imagine at some point between Misfit fics, Al and Toad's relationship went a little south. Here's a crazy new chapter for you!


To Goofn1: Hey! Long time no review! Hopefully you'll like this new chapter!

To Metal Dragon1: When's the next chapter of "Take The Long Way Home" coming up?

It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, claps, hollers, cheers, chants, and screams* This time, we look at a Joe who is none too bright, but is death to any armored vehicle, Bazooka!

Bazooka

Real Name: David L. Katzenbogen

Afilliation: Army

Rank: E-5

Primary Military Specialty: Armor Defeating Weapons Systems

Secondary Military Specialty: Tank Driver

Birthplace: Hibbing, Minnesota.

Bio: Growing up in Minnesota, Bazooka was never exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. One incident recalls Bazooka as a kid calling the local bakery because the teacher said it was time for roll call! As a kid, he was fascinated by tanks, and he decided to join the Army at 18. In the Army, he became a tank driver despite his inability to read.

While driving an Abrams tank, Bazooka came to the realization that any illiterate farmer could destroy a million-dollar tank if they had a $200 bazooka easily. He switched to ADWS, and because the best there was.

Note: Bazooka got his name from his specialty and love of chewing gum. He is often seen hanging out with Alpine, where they often get into hilarious misadventures. He isn't the brightest member of GI Joe, but he is one of their toughest.  

Chapter 2: Meet the New Warriors!

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(Central Park, New York City)

"What's going on?" Paul wondered as he followed the flying kid in the blue-and-white costume. Pyro raced behind him, Lance was riding a wave of earth.

"I'll find out!" Angelica said. He flew up to the kid. "Who are you?"

"Justice." He replied simply.

"I'm Firestar of the Misfits. What's going on here?"

"We got reports of that." Justice pointed ahead.

"A Sentinel!" Lance exclaimed.

"No…" Paul replied as he examined the rampaging robot. It was a Sentinel, but something was off about it. It was green with dark green highlights, and it looked more streamlined, with blades on the forearms, and a head that was simply eyes. And it talked.

"Here Toady Toady Toady…" A robotic approximation of a familiar British accent giggled madly, firing a laser from the robot's eyes.

"Virus!" The four Misfits exclaimed.

"You know him?" Justice asked the four Misfits.

"Yeah. Virus is a mutant like us." Lance replied. "He's a psychotic little English nerd with the power to possess machines as well as an inventive power."

"He's obsessed with killing one of our teammates because he's in love with another one of our teammates." Paul groaned.

"And they say I'm bloody nuts." Pyro pouted.

"You are nuts!" Angelica snapped.

"We think he's severely mentally ill. To the point where he gets delusions." Lance said. Justice groaned.

"Great." Justice grumbled. A hyperactive kid with wild blond hair zipped up next to the heroes. He was clad in a blue costume which had a waistband, mask, gloves, and boots in a wild orange-and-black bubble pattern.

"SorryI'mlateVanceIcameupassoonasIheardandwhoareyou?" He said in a voice that screamed that he was a human bottle of pop.

"Speedball, where are the others? Turbo? Night Thrasher? Nova? Namorita?" Justice asked. "And slow down this time! How much soda did you have?"

"Only 2 bottles. And they're on their way." Speedball replied, nodding his head up and down at an incredible speed. "Who are you guys?"

"I'm Avalanche." Lance introduced himself.

"Pyro's me name, burning's me game!" John grinned madly.

"Starchild, at your service!" Paul bowed.

"Firestar." Angelica smiled.

"Well, I'm Speedball, and he's-" The hyperactive blond hero was cut off by a scream. "Oh yeah, I guess we got work to do. Heh heh."

"Let's do it! MISFITS AWAY!" Paul cheered. Pyro ran up to the robot.

"Hey Virus!" Pyro called. The Virus-modified-and-possessed Sentinel turned around.

"Where's Toad, you bloody freak AAAAGH!!!!" Virus screamed as what appeared to be a human rocket burst through the robot. The human bullet was actually a kid, clad in a blue costume with yellow highlights, sleeves, and three stars on the chest. His head was adorned by a gold helmet with a red star-like crest on it.

"Nova, the Human Rocket, has arrived!" He proclaimed.

"Whoa!" Paul blinked. "Just like Cannonball!"

"Who?" Nova asked as he landed near Starchild.

"Bloody tick! Get away!" Virus swatted at a flying Angelica.

"Hey!" Virus fired a laser beam at her.

"Look out!" A flying girl with pointed ears and eyebrows, clad in a one-piece green swimsuit, gold bands on her wrists, and long blonde hair in a high ponytail pushed Angelica out of the way. Angelica noticed the girl's ankles had wings.

"Are you a mutant?" Angelica asked the girl. She smirked.

"Not exactly." She was joined by another flying girl. This one was clad in a dark purplish-gray costume. She had a silver mask with purple translucent goggles. There appeared to be silver turbines around her forearms. Her long black hair blew in the wind.

"Nita, How's it look?" She asked the swimsuit-clad girl. She nodded.

"Not good, Turbo." The pointy-eared girl replied. "This thing is tough. And where's Night Thrasher?!"

"He's dealing with some punks."

"Figures." Nita scowled. They flew down to join the others.

"Now that the gang's all here, let's rock 'n' roll!" Lance created a wave of earth that caused Virus to struggle to stay balanced. The others used their powers to topple the big machine.

"Aim for it head! Most likely Virus is in the head!" Paul said.

"BURN!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!" Pyro squealed as he and Angelica fired flame blasts at the robot's head. John formed a fiery jackhammer and pounded away at the robot. He was helped by the swimsuited girl and the Human Rocket pulling the robot apart.

"No! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Virus screamed as the Misfits and the other heroes ripped the robot apart with their powers, forcing him to leave the robot. "I'm gone!" Virus tried to run away, but Nita grabbed him and gripped his wrist tight.

"Where do you think you're going?" She growled, squeezing his wrist. Virus contorted his face in pain.

"Let go of me, you bloody wench!" He roared. She dragged him to the Misfits and handed him to Lance.

"Thanks, um…" Lance blinked.

"Namorita, future ruler of Atlantis." She introduced herself.

"I'm Lance Alvers. They call me Avalanche." Lance replied.

"Why not introduce ourselves properly?" Justice smiled. "Why not come back home with us to the Crash Pad? It's our Headquarters."

"Uh sure." Angelica agreed. "My real name's Angelica Jones. They call me Firestar."

"Vance Astrovik." Justice smiled. Pyro's jaw dropped.

"I don't like that guy." Pyro hissed. "I don't like him at all."

"Well, we were having a picnic." Paul smiled.

"We got room! I can't believe I'm meeting the Starchild, Avalanche, and Pyro! 3/5 of the Superstars! You guys rock!" Speedball laughed. "I love your songs! You guys rule."

"I must admit, I have found you rather…enchanting." Namorita agreed, fluttering here eyelashes at Paul.

"Not another one!" Lance groaned.

"Remind me to kill Night Thrasher." Turbo grumbled.

Well, that was strange, to say the least! What madness will happen next? Will Firestar become enamoured by Justice? How will Pyro react? Has another girl fallen under the Starr Family Spell? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!