Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom. Episode 6
Announcer: Welcome to Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom! *Crickets* Aw this jobs
sucks. I quit!
Dythonen: There goes Number 39,563
Geniusss9: .. Maybe if we offered insurance..
D: Naw.. Well anyway, on with the show. *The stage is suddenly covered with smoke.
When it clears, Geniusss9 and Dythonen are sitting at a desk, dressed as news anchors*
G: On Geniusss9's News at 9, We discuss nothing but crap you don't need to hear.
D: On politics today, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah.
G: Well said. In the economy, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah. Blah, blah,
blah.
G: And now to Dythonen with the weather.
D: Thank you. We shall have mild snowfall in the Detroit area, and a small firestorm in D.C. In the Northeast United States, we will be experiencing deadly frog showers. How deadly you might ask? I'll tell you. Poison frogs that blow up. Still, my Doppler radar is known to make mistakes.
Everyone reading this: *Sweatdrop*
G: Now to my sister with on the subject of random assassinations.
*Camera moves to a dark room, where all you see is 2 glowing eyes*
Sara, Demon Sister From Hell: Uh.. All I have to say is, well if you want to buy an assassin, my recommendations go to Assassins Anonymous. They're very cheap, and will always get the job done. However, if you want large scale killings, just call me! My
number is 1800-KILL-YOU-DEAD, remember its 1800-KILL-YOU-DEAD.
G: Right.. Well on to the normal show. Our special guest today is a fellow author, who
I know very well. She is insane, and has fewer brain cells than Dythonen.
D: Oooo I am gonna f-
G: Please welcome... *Drumroll* DAMNIT!
Drummer: I'm BAACCCK! (Part 2)
G: Dythonen, please kill him this time.
D: Ok. *Leaps at him* Die!!!!
Drummer: I think not! *Pulls out his Uzi* Eat lead! *Pulls trigger* Huh? Aww man, I
forgot to load it. uh oh! *Runs away* I'LL BE BAAAACCKKK!!!!
Wind: ??? MONGOOSES!!!!!
D: Puh-leez. You can't find an anime character to torment, so you drag in an all powerful
author in. That's no fun, I can't kill an author.
W: Don't worry, I have minions you can torture *Grins evilly* Heeheehee
Le: Aw man.. You brought me to this lousy talk show...
W: Stop complaining. If you don't, I'll tell everyone your real name..
L: Do it, and die!
W:Please.. Go fight Dythonen. He wants to kill someone.
L: Killing? Ok! *Attacks Dythonen with her knives. Wind and Geniusss9 are talking,
while fighting is heard in the background*
G: So, as an all powerful Authoress, do you use your power to torment unfortunate
characters?
W: Of course. Why would I not? OooOOoOOooOOoooo shiny! *Grabs a bottled water
off the table*
G: NO! DON'T OPEN I- too late.. Aw shit.
W: Button??? *Presses button*
*A large rumbling in heard*
G: No! You turned off my fangirl forcefield!
Fangirls: *All rush the scene* Aww man, right when it's turned off, all the bishies are
gone..
G:Phew. So, how are your stories going?
*While Wind and Geniusss9 are talking, Dythonen and Le are plotting world
domination.*
L: So, if we can overthrow our masters, the world will be ours... and Kurama will be
my slave... heeheeheehee
D: *Sigh* Women..
*From the back, emerges a figure*
Stewie: Amateurs. You know nothing of world domination!
D: Really? And I suppose you're the expert here?
S: Yes. Come here a minute. *Whispers in their ears his plan*
L&D: Ohhhhhhhh that's how... Thanks! *They throw him out of the building* Sorry,
but we don't share! AHahahahaHAahHahAhAhahahah
Announcer: Uhhhhh Geniusss9?
G: Yes?
A: The time is up for your show. We have a schedule to keep you know.
G: Alright... see you next time on Geniusss9's Talk Show of DO- I mean Stuff. Of
course. why would we call it DOOM? *Mutters evilly to himself*
Please R+R
Announcer: Welcome to Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom! *Crickets* Aw this jobs
sucks. I quit!
Dythonen: There goes Number 39,563
Geniusss9: .. Maybe if we offered insurance..
D: Naw.. Well anyway, on with the show. *The stage is suddenly covered with smoke.
When it clears, Geniusss9 and Dythonen are sitting at a desk, dressed as news anchors*
G: On Geniusss9's News at 9, We discuss nothing but crap you don't need to hear.
D: On politics today, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah.
G: Well said. In the economy, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah. Blah, blah,
blah.
G: And now to Dythonen with the weather.
D: Thank you. We shall have mild snowfall in the Detroit area, and a small firestorm in D.C. In the Northeast United States, we will be experiencing deadly frog showers. How deadly you might ask? I'll tell you. Poison frogs that blow up. Still, my Doppler radar is known to make mistakes.
Everyone reading this: *Sweatdrop*
G: Now to my sister with on the subject of random assassinations.
*Camera moves to a dark room, where all you see is 2 glowing eyes*
Sara, Demon Sister From Hell: Uh.. All I have to say is, well if you want to buy an assassin, my recommendations go to Assassins Anonymous. They're very cheap, and will always get the job done. However, if you want large scale killings, just call me! My
number is 1800-KILL-YOU-DEAD, remember its 1800-KILL-YOU-DEAD.
G: Right.. Well on to the normal show. Our special guest today is a fellow author, who
I know very well. She is insane, and has fewer brain cells than Dythonen.
D: Oooo I am gonna f-
G: Please welcome... *Drumroll* DAMNIT!
Drummer: I'm BAACCCK! (Part 2)
G: Dythonen, please kill him this time.
D: Ok. *Leaps at him* Die!!!!
Drummer: I think not! *Pulls out his Uzi* Eat lead! *Pulls trigger* Huh? Aww man, I
forgot to load it. uh oh! *Runs away* I'LL BE BAAAACCKKK!!!!
Wind: ??? MONGOOSES!!!!!
D: Puh-leez. You can't find an anime character to torment, so you drag in an all powerful
author in. That's no fun, I can't kill an author.
W: Don't worry, I have minions you can torture *Grins evilly* Heeheehee
Le: Aw man.. You brought me to this lousy talk show...
W: Stop complaining. If you don't, I'll tell everyone your real name..
L: Do it, and die!
W:Please.. Go fight Dythonen. He wants to kill someone.
L: Killing? Ok! *Attacks Dythonen with her knives. Wind and Geniusss9 are talking,
while fighting is heard in the background*
G: So, as an all powerful Authoress, do you use your power to torment unfortunate
characters?
W: Of course. Why would I not? OooOOoOOooOOoooo shiny! *Grabs a bottled water
off the table*
G: NO! DON'T OPEN I- too late.. Aw shit.
W: Button??? *Presses button*
*A large rumbling in heard*
G: No! You turned off my fangirl forcefield!
Fangirls: *All rush the scene* Aww man, right when it's turned off, all the bishies are
gone..
G:Phew. So, how are your stories going?
*While Wind and Geniusss9 are talking, Dythonen and Le are plotting world
domination.*
L: So, if we can overthrow our masters, the world will be ours... and Kurama will be
my slave... heeheeheehee
D: *Sigh* Women..
*From the back, emerges a figure*
Stewie: Amateurs. You know nothing of world domination!
D: Really? And I suppose you're the expert here?
S: Yes. Come here a minute. *Whispers in their ears his plan*
L&D: Ohhhhhhhh that's how... Thanks! *They throw him out of the building* Sorry,
but we don't share! AHahahahaHAahHahAhAhahahah
Announcer: Uhhhhh Geniusss9?
G: Yes?
A: The time is up for your show. We have a schedule to keep you know.
G: Alright... see you next time on Geniusss9's Talk Show of DO- I mean Stuff. Of
course. why would we call it DOOM? *Mutters evilly to himself*
Please R+R