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Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom! Special Gameshow Edition #2
Announcer: Welcome to Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom for our second Gameshow
edition!
Crowd: Boooooooooooo
Geniusss9: Shut it. Well, our guests today are.......... *Silence*
Dythonen: Huh? The script says the drummer was supposed to break in there...
Drummer: *From the balcony* Oh I was? My bad *Drumroll*
G: Not again! Kill him this time!
Drummer: Crap! *Rubs away*
G: I'll get him one day..... Well, our guests for today are Mewtwo, Kuwabara, Yugi, and
Miroku.
Fangirls: Get Miroku and Yugi! *All crash into the forcefield* Ow
Mewtwo: |Hah|
Kuwabara: What's with the floating critter man?
M: |I am not a floating critter. I am Mewtwo and you will treat me with respect| *Uses
his psychic powers to throw Kuwabara against the wall*
K: Ow
Miroku: I think I'll stay away from him...
M: |Wise decision, monk| *Reads Miroku's mind* | AHHHHHHHHH DIRTY
THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!|
M: Hehehehehehe.
G: Well, let the games begin! 1st question: Who killed Lincoln?
Yugi: I know! I know! I know!
G: Then what's the answer.
Y: Uh, I forgot...
D: *Sigh* And everyone thought I was dumb...
M: Who's Lincoln?
K: HahHahahahah! Miroku's from the past! He won't know!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA The answer is-
M: |John Wilkes Booth|
K: Damn you Mewtwo!
G: Ok.... Next question. What is 2+2?
K: Oooo! An easy one! 5?
G: No
K: What! Man I am dumb....
Y: 4!
G: Yes, correct answer!
M: |Listen closely, little Yugi. If you win, I will mentally rip you apart. Is that clear?|
Y: *Gulp*
D: Next question. Name a model for Victoria's Secret.
M: I know this one! Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum!
D: Scary... How did you know that? And I said a model, not models.
M: When I get transported to the future, I learn the important things quickly.
G: Right... Well, Next question. What is 300x2-400x6(6+5-1225)x-3
All: *Mouths wide open*
*Three hours later*
K: Uh, -8740200?
G: Yes! Correct!
All: Wow.
D: How'd he know?
Koenma(Mentally to Kuwabara): Remember, our deal says no more calling me toddler.
G: Next Question:
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodchuckChuckIfAWoodchuckCouldChuckWood?
M: |3.89 2 by 4's|
G: Uh, that's right! How'd you know?
M: |I tried it once. I gave a woodchuck an axe and a higher IQ|
D: Someone has WAY too much free time...
G: Well, only 2 questions left. Next Question: How many Fangirls does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
Y: Oooo...tough question. *Funky Yu-Gi-Oh music plays and Yugi turns into Yami
Yugi.*
YY: UHhhhhhhhhh, 7?
G: No
M: 9?
G: No
K: 16, 987?
G: Yes! 1 to screw it in, 1 to hold the ladder, and 16,985 to annoy them while they screw it in. How'd you know?
K: Well, I happen to know the entire fangirl population.
M: |Yeah. And none are your Fangirls|
All: OOOOOOO BURN!!
K: No one likes me....
G: Last question: What is my sister's middle name?
All: .... *Sweatdrop*
M: *Makes a call to the CIA*|Listen punks, tell me the middle name of a Sara (Last name
withheld). I don't care about the details, gimmie the damn name!|
D: ???
M: |Lucifer|
G: Correct! Mewtwo is tonight's winner!
M: |In yo face! Who's yo daddy? Me, baby!|
All: *Sweatdrop*
M: |Whats my prize?|
D: A first class, one-way ticket to Get The Hell Outta Here!
M: |Really? Sounds fun. When do I g- AHHHHHHHH| *Is teleported out, along with
the rest of the guests*
Announcer: Thank you for watching Geniusss9's Talk Show o-AHHHHHHHHHH *Is
eaten alive by the Keebler Elves's Cookie Zombies
Evil Elf: Ehehehehehehehehehe......
R+R
I did... ( | | means ESP communication)
Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom! Special Gameshow Edition #2
Announcer: Welcome to Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom for our second Gameshow
edition!
Crowd: Boooooooooooo
Geniusss9: Shut it. Well, our guests today are.......... *Silence*
Dythonen: Huh? The script says the drummer was supposed to break in there...
Drummer: *From the balcony* Oh I was? My bad *Drumroll*
G: Not again! Kill him this time!
Drummer: Crap! *Rubs away*
G: I'll get him one day..... Well, our guests for today are Mewtwo, Kuwabara, Yugi, and
Miroku.
Fangirls: Get Miroku and Yugi! *All crash into the forcefield* Ow
Mewtwo: |Hah|
Kuwabara: What's with the floating critter man?
M: |I am not a floating critter. I am Mewtwo and you will treat me with respect| *Uses
his psychic powers to throw Kuwabara against the wall*
K: Ow
Miroku: I think I'll stay away from him...
M: |Wise decision, monk| *Reads Miroku's mind* | AHHHHHHHHH DIRTY
THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!|
M: Hehehehehehe.
G: Well, let the games begin! 1st question: Who killed Lincoln?
Yugi: I know! I know! I know!
G: Then what's the answer.
Y: Uh, I forgot...
D: *Sigh* And everyone thought I was dumb...
M: Who's Lincoln?
K: HahHahahahah! Miroku's from the past! He won't know!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA The answer is-
M: |John Wilkes Booth|
K: Damn you Mewtwo!
G: Ok.... Next question. What is 2+2?
K: Oooo! An easy one! 5?
G: No
K: What! Man I am dumb....
Y: 4!
G: Yes, correct answer!
M: |Listen closely, little Yugi. If you win, I will mentally rip you apart. Is that clear?|
Y: *Gulp*
D: Next question. Name a model for Victoria's Secret.
M: I know this one! Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum!
D: Scary... How did you know that? And I said a model, not models.
M: When I get transported to the future, I learn the important things quickly.
G: Right... Well, Next question. What is 300x2-400x6(6+5-1225)x-3
All: *Mouths wide open*
*Three hours later*
K: Uh, -8740200?
G: Yes! Correct!
All: Wow.
D: How'd he know?
Koenma(Mentally to Kuwabara): Remember, our deal says no more calling me toddler.
G: Next Question:
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodchuckChuckIfAWoodchuckCouldChuckWood?
M: |3.89 2 by 4's|
G: Uh, that's right! How'd you know?
M: |I tried it once. I gave a woodchuck an axe and a higher IQ|
D: Someone has WAY too much free time...
G: Well, only 2 questions left. Next Question: How many Fangirls does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
Y: Oooo...tough question. *Funky Yu-Gi-Oh music plays and Yugi turns into Yami
Yugi.*
YY: UHhhhhhhhhh, 7?
G: No
M: 9?
G: No
K: 16, 987?
G: Yes! 1 to screw it in, 1 to hold the ladder, and 16,985 to annoy them while they screw it in. How'd you know?
K: Well, I happen to know the entire fangirl population.
M: |Yeah. And none are your Fangirls|
All: OOOOOOO BURN!!
K: No one likes me....
G: Last question: What is my sister's middle name?
All: .... *Sweatdrop*
M: *Makes a call to the CIA*|Listen punks, tell me the middle name of a Sara (Last name
withheld). I don't care about the details, gimmie the damn name!|
D: ???
M: |Lucifer|
G: Correct! Mewtwo is tonight's winner!
M: |In yo face! Who's yo daddy? Me, baby!|
All: *Sweatdrop*
M: |Whats my prize?|
D: A first class, one-way ticket to Get The Hell Outta Here!
M: |Really? Sounds fun. When do I g- AHHHHHHHH| *Is teleported out, along with
the rest of the guests*
Announcer: Thank you for watching Geniusss9's Talk Show o-AHHHHHHHHHH *Is
eaten alive by the Keebler Elves's Cookie Zombies
Evil Elf: Ehehehehehehehehehe......
R+R