Disclaimer: I do not own YGO, Family Guy and YYH. Too bad for me...
announcer: And welcome to Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom! With your host, Geniusss9!
*Spotlight goes on stage, but only Dythonen is there*
Dythonen: Sorry, Genius is out tonight. He went to Harvard to assassinate the top law
students so he doesn't have to worry about them representing manga artists who sue his
ass for copyright infringement.
A: Oh. Right. Well our host is...... *Drumroll*
Dythonen: Damnit! I told you only to come when Genius is here! It annoys him, not me!
Drummer: Sorry. *Leaves*
Dythonen: That was easy. He didn't brandish his Uzi in my face that time.
D: Well, to help me host the show, I have brought in others who aspire to conquer the
world and kill their enemies. Welcome... Stewie, Kaiba, and the Toguro Bros!
Crowd: Boo! Away with the evil psychos!
Big Toguro Bro: Screw you!
Creepy Looking Toguro Bro: Yea!
Kaiba: *Sits in the corner and sulks*
Stewie: I'm on TV! I'd like to take this time to thank all the little people, like Brian, for
pissing me off, and Lois, for being there when I needed to make a murder attempt. Oh
and Peter+Chris, so I could laugh at your stupidity. Oh and M- *Is pushed off the stage
by CLTB*
S: You ass! Die! *Pull out a ray gun and fries CLTB to a crisp*
CLTB: Ow...
BTB: Good. His face was starting to scare me as he got old...
Kaiba: Arent we a happy family... *Still looks pissed*
D: Aw, is poor Kaiba boy still upset I tortured him and forced him to give me his
fortune?
K: Damn straight!
D: Poor Kaiba. NOT! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
K: *Punches Dythonen across the room*
D: Ow. Well, on to the show. In the news today, the woman I stalk on Tuesdays is getting
married! That can't be right! Send money to the Stalkers HQ to help support her breakup
so I can stalk her again! In other less important news today, Nuclear war, cancer is cured,
Bush went to war with France, and Osama was caught. Yeah, nobody cares about that,
right?
S: Hey, I heard a door slam! Someone's here!
*Geniusss9 busts into the set*
Geniusss9: Hey, Dythonen, what's this riffraff doing in my show?
BTB: Riffraff? Ooo I am gonna mess you up! *Ties Geniusss9 to a wall*
D: I have news, Genius boy. The show is mine! I own the show!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
All: Ok.....
D: It's my 1st step into world domination! Next... his kitchen sink!
All: *Sweatdrop*
G: *Hits a button on his watch*
D: I did not see him touch that button... *Trembles*
*An all too familiar sound comes from the basement... The sound of a predator waiting for prey... The Beast! My sister!*
Sara, the Demon Sister From HELL:
Raaaaaaaawwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Ties up Dythonen and the
others* I'll save you all for later... but now... THE WORLD!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Three hours later on a news broadcast*
Anchorman: We have sad news. This may be our last show. Sara, the Demon Sister from
Hell, has decimated the population to 2 billion. At her rate, the world will be devoid of
life in 48 hours. Goodbye.
*Geniusss9 wakes up in his bed, sweating*
G: Phew... it was just a bad dream that Dythonen took over the show, and Sara killed
everyone...
*Geniusss9 sees that he is surrounded by Dythonen and the other bad guys, who are all
holding knives*
G: On the other hand... Maybe not.
Pleas R+R
announcer: And welcome to Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom! With your host, Geniusss9!
*Spotlight goes on stage, but only Dythonen is there*
Dythonen: Sorry, Genius is out tonight. He went to Harvard to assassinate the top law
students so he doesn't have to worry about them representing manga artists who sue his
ass for copyright infringement.
A: Oh. Right. Well our host is...... *Drumroll*
Dythonen: Damnit! I told you only to come when Genius is here! It annoys him, not me!
Drummer: Sorry. *Leaves*
Dythonen: That was easy. He didn't brandish his Uzi in my face that time.
D: Well, to help me host the show, I have brought in others who aspire to conquer the
world and kill their enemies. Welcome... Stewie, Kaiba, and the Toguro Bros!
Crowd: Boo! Away with the evil psychos!
Big Toguro Bro: Screw you!
Creepy Looking Toguro Bro: Yea!
Kaiba: *Sits in the corner and sulks*
Stewie: I'm on TV! I'd like to take this time to thank all the little people, like Brian, for
pissing me off, and Lois, for being there when I needed to make a murder attempt. Oh
and Peter+Chris, so I could laugh at your stupidity. Oh and M- *Is pushed off the stage
by CLTB*
S: You ass! Die! *Pull out a ray gun and fries CLTB to a crisp*
CLTB: Ow...
BTB: Good. His face was starting to scare me as he got old...
Kaiba: Arent we a happy family... *Still looks pissed*
D: Aw, is poor Kaiba boy still upset I tortured him and forced him to give me his
fortune?
K: Damn straight!
D: Poor Kaiba. NOT! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
K: *Punches Dythonen across the room*
D: Ow. Well, on to the show. In the news today, the woman I stalk on Tuesdays is getting
married! That can't be right! Send money to the Stalkers HQ to help support her breakup
so I can stalk her again! In other less important news today, Nuclear war, cancer is cured,
Bush went to war with France, and Osama was caught. Yeah, nobody cares about that,
right?
S: Hey, I heard a door slam! Someone's here!
*Geniusss9 busts into the set*
Geniusss9: Hey, Dythonen, what's this riffraff doing in my show?
BTB: Riffraff? Ooo I am gonna mess you up! *Ties Geniusss9 to a wall*
D: I have news, Genius boy. The show is mine! I own the show!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
All: Ok.....
D: It's my 1st step into world domination! Next... his kitchen sink!
All: *Sweatdrop*
G: *Hits a button on his watch*
D: I did not see him touch that button... *Trembles*
*An all too familiar sound comes from the basement... The sound of a predator waiting for prey... The Beast! My sister!*
Sara, the Demon Sister From HELL:
Raaaaaaaawwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Ties up Dythonen and the
others* I'll save you all for later... but now... THE WORLD!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Three hours later on a news broadcast*
Anchorman: We have sad news. This may be our last show. Sara, the Demon Sister from
Hell, has decimated the population to 2 billion. At her rate, the world will be devoid of
life in 48 hours. Goodbye.
*Geniusss9 wakes up in his bed, sweating*
G: Phew... it was just a bad dream that Dythonen took over the show, and Sara killed
everyone...
*Geniusss9 sees that he is surrounded by Dythonen and the other bad guys, who are all
holding knives*
G: On the other hand... Maybe not.
Pleas R+R