Disclaimer: I don't own anything but me and Dythonen, The Drummer, and Sara
the
Demon Sister from Hell. Happy?
Lawyers: We're never happy...
Announcer: Welcome to... Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom!
*No clapping is heard until Geniusss9 hits a button on his desk*
Geniusss9: We couldn't get a real audience, so we built a robot one. *Camera moves to
audience, which actually is, a robot one* the insurance companies raise the rates of
anyone who comes here by
500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000%. No bullshit. Now the People for Ethical
Treatment of Robots (P.E.T.R) are coming after me, saying this place is not safe. I don't
get it. Why is everyone scared to come on my show?
Dythonen: *Is geared up in an army uniform, toting a submachine gun and is loaded with
grenades* No idea.
Geniusss9: Well, our guest tonight is...
CBS Manager: Mail Time!
Geniusss9: What the hell? We don't have a mail time? *Grabs the letter and reads it out
loud*
*The letter reads:*
Dear Geniusss9,
Your show has been cancelled. Due to the graphic nature of you show, dropped ratings,
and conservative Republican bastards up our asses, your show will be moved to FOX and
be produced by FUNimation.
Best of Wishes (Screw you),
The CBS Network
Cast of the Show: HOLY SHIT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *All the windows within 3 miles of the studio break. 8 people go deaf. 10 family heirlooms shatter, and 23 dogs go insane*
*Then, Dythonen shoots himself, but is revived by Geniusss9*
Geniusss9: Death won't get you to back out of this.
*Sara, the Demon Sister from Hell can be heard moaning, "NOOO! ME NO WANT TO
GO THERE!"*
The Horror Continues Next Time on Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom...
Demon Sister from Hell. Happy?
Lawyers: We're never happy...
Announcer: Welcome to... Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom!
*No clapping is heard until Geniusss9 hits a button on his desk*
Geniusss9: We couldn't get a real audience, so we built a robot one. *Camera moves to
audience, which actually is, a robot one* the insurance companies raise the rates of
anyone who comes here by
500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000%. No bullshit. Now the People for Ethical
Treatment of Robots (P.E.T.R) are coming after me, saying this place is not safe. I don't
get it. Why is everyone scared to come on my show?
Dythonen: *Is geared up in an army uniform, toting a submachine gun and is loaded with
grenades* No idea.
Geniusss9: Well, our guest tonight is...
CBS Manager: Mail Time!
Geniusss9: What the hell? We don't have a mail time? *Grabs the letter and reads it out
loud*
*The letter reads:*
Dear Geniusss9,
Your show has been cancelled. Due to the graphic nature of you show, dropped ratings,
and conservative Republican bastards up our asses, your show will be moved to FOX and
be produced by FUNimation.
Best of Wishes (Screw you),
The CBS Network
Cast of the Show: HOLY SHIT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *All the windows within 3 miles of the studio break. 8 people go deaf. 10 family heirlooms shatter, and 23 dogs go insane*
*Then, Dythonen shoots himself, but is revived by Geniusss9*
Geniusss9: Death won't get you to back out of this.
*Sara, the Demon Sister from Hell can be heard moaning, "NOOO! ME NO WANT TO
GO THERE!"*
The Horror Continues Next Time on Geniusss9's Talk Show of Doom...