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Staff Meeting
Dumbledore: We have some urgent business to be dealt with today.
Prof Sprout: Hurry up I left my biology class students in the green room with the man-eating snapdragon plants. I don't know how long they'll last.
Dumbledore: Well we wont take long. All someone has to do is volunteer to tutor Harry Potter who seems to have gone a bit bing bong hingety spukket in the head if you know what I mean.
Snape: no actually we don't know.
Dumbledore: well, he's gone pschyo in plainer none amusing terms.
Snape: Oh, so what's new?
Prof Sprout: Hurry it along will you!
Dumbledore: Oh Soorrreeyyy!
Prof Mcgonagall: I think that in such a delicate case we need to find someone who can handle this boys eratic emotions and love him.
Dumbledore: Well that settles it then!
Prof Mcgonagall: What do you mean settles it? We haven't decided on anything yet!
Dumbledore: Well its obvious who's the most suitable for this job.
All: Who?
Dumbledore: Mrs Norris the Cat!
Prof Mcganagall: God you're an idiot she's a cat!
Dumbledore: Exactly! I have been studying Mrs Norris for the past minute and concluded that Mrs Norris shares the same the eratic behaviour as Harry and because they both need someone to love them... they can love each other!
Prof Mcgonagall: No, no and no! Severus would you be so kind as to tutor and care for Harry?
Prof Snape: Ohhh, do I have too?
Prof Mcgonagall: Yes! This is not a choice it's an Order! Prof Snape: Fine I will tutor him, but care? That's going too far.
Prof Mcgaonagall: Whatever
Dumbledore: Well whatever you believe is best Minerva, but I standby my choice of Mrs Norris.
Distant roars and screaming are heard coming from the green houses
Prof Sprout: Oh that'll be my class callings, I better go and help them re pot those snapdragons.
Everyone leaves the staff meeting room and returns to their classes.
Staff Meeting
Dumbledore: We have some urgent business to be dealt with today.
Prof Sprout: Hurry up I left my biology class students in the green room with the man-eating snapdragon plants. I don't know how long they'll last.
Dumbledore: Well we wont take long. All someone has to do is volunteer to tutor Harry Potter who seems to have gone a bit bing bong hingety spukket in the head if you know what I mean.
Snape: no actually we don't know.
Dumbledore: well, he's gone pschyo in plainer none amusing terms.
Snape: Oh, so what's new?
Prof Sprout: Hurry it along will you!
Dumbledore: Oh Soorrreeyyy!
Prof Mcgonagall: I think that in such a delicate case we need to find someone who can handle this boys eratic emotions and love him.
Dumbledore: Well that settles it then!
Prof Mcgonagall: What do you mean settles it? We haven't decided on anything yet!
Dumbledore: Well its obvious who's the most suitable for this job.
All: Who?
Dumbledore: Mrs Norris the Cat!
Prof Mcganagall: God you're an idiot she's a cat!
Dumbledore: Exactly! I have been studying Mrs Norris for the past minute and concluded that Mrs Norris shares the same the eratic behaviour as Harry and because they both need someone to love them... they can love each other!
Prof Mcgonagall: No, no and no! Severus would you be so kind as to tutor and care for Harry?
Prof Snape: Ohhh, do I have too?
Prof Mcgonagall: Yes! This is not a choice it's an Order! Prof Snape: Fine I will tutor him, but care? That's going too far.
Prof Mcgaonagall: Whatever
Dumbledore: Well whatever you believe is best Minerva, but I standby my choice of Mrs Norris.
Distant roars and screaming are heard coming from the green houses
Prof Sprout: Oh that'll be my class callings, I better go and help them re pot those snapdragons.
Everyone leaves the staff meeting room and returns to their classes.