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Severus Snape has just left the staff meeting and sets off to the griffindor common room to find harry (who at the moment is lying on the floor trying to eat bubbles)
Harry: Oh yay I almost got one!
Snape enters the room
Harry: BUBBLES... BUBBLES...MY BUBBLES... ohh I knew you'd come back mister poo poo snape.
Snape: What do you mean I've never even been here before you festering idiot.
Harry: Don't you lie to me snapey I remember last night quite clearly.
Snape: What are you talking about?
Harry: oh you remember... You couldn't get enough of me.
Snape: OH.... MY...GOD!
Snape runs out of the room to get some fresh air and to be sick.
He returns to find harry having a spasm and gnawing on his own arm.
Snape: What the hell are you doing.
Harry: I could have sworn I saw a flea on my arm... now where is that little bugger.
Snape: Answer me properly boy, not in some nonsense drivel.
Harry: mmmm tastes like chicken.
Snape: That's it!
Snape grabs harry and drags him to professor dumbledore's office. He walks In and takes a knock to the head from professor dumbledore's croquet club.
Dunbledore: Oh sorry you seem to have caught me at a bad time. You see I'm practising for the croquet championships.
Snape: well all I need you to do is tell this melingering idiot that he's insane and to stop it so I don't have to 'tutor' him.
Dumbledore: well I'll do that later just wait out side for about 4 or so hours.
Harry and snape go outside and wait.
Severus Snape has just left the staff meeting and sets off to the griffindor common room to find harry (who at the moment is lying on the floor trying to eat bubbles)
Harry: Oh yay I almost got one!
Snape enters the room
Harry: BUBBLES... BUBBLES...MY BUBBLES... ohh I knew you'd come back mister poo poo snape.
Snape: What do you mean I've never even been here before you festering idiot.
Harry: Don't you lie to me snapey I remember last night quite clearly.
Snape: What are you talking about?
Harry: oh you remember... You couldn't get enough of me.
Snape: OH.... MY...GOD!
Snape runs out of the room to get some fresh air and to be sick.
He returns to find harry having a spasm and gnawing on his own arm.
Snape: What the hell are you doing.
Harry: I could have sworn I saw a flea on my arm... now where is that little bugger.
Snape: Answer me properly boy, not in some nonsense drivel.
Harry: mmmm tastes like chicken.
Snape: That's it!
Snape grabs harry and drags him to professor dumbledore's office. He walks In and takes a knock to the head from professor dumbledore's croquet club.
Dunbledore: Oh sorry you seem to have caught me at a bad time. You see I'm practising for the croquet championships.
Snape: well all I need you to do is tell this melingering idiot that he's insane and to stop it so I don't have to 'tutor' him.
Dumbledore: well I'll do that later just wait out side for about 4 or so hours.
Harry and snape go outside and wait.