Meet the Warriors!
To Red Witch: Glad you liked the Michelangelo cameo! Here's more insanity for you! COME BAAAAACK!!!!
To Sparky Genocide: I based Mike on a bit of both the original and new cartoon. I featured Mike because here's a fact: Before the Turtles became a part of the Archie Comics family, their creators submitted the characters to Marvel Comics, who rejected them! Actually, I can see Lance and Raphael more getting along than hating each other.
To Metal Dragon1: I featured Mike as a joke, to be honest with you. I do think Spirit and Splinter would get along pretty good. I can hardly wait for the new chapter, especially the big Kid Razor/New Mutants team-up! Any free previews?
To Wizard1: Thanks, they're all getting on the plane and going home. Well, Jubes is sticking around, and she's decided to stay over at Avengers Mansion. As you can guess, Razor's bolted. (Razor: There's a huge difference between being fearless and being stupid, man!) Thanks a lot for the suggestions, man. I appreciate it.
To Raliena: Well, I think John does have to learn to calm down a little bit. Oh, and it's Firestar he wants. Lina's Dragonfly (Kyle: More like Chickenfly!)
It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, claps, cheers, chants, and screams* This time, we look at a ninja who is a member of one of the deadliest ninja clans in the world, and quite a laugh outside the battlefield: Jinx! (A/N: Since in the Misfitverse, Red Witch apparently amalgamated Jinx and Mariko Yashida, I'll try to combine their origins the best I can)
Jinx
Real Name: Mariko Yashida
Affiliation: Army
Rank: Sergeant
Primary Military Specialty: Intelligence
Secondary Military Specialty: Finance Clerk
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Bio: Jinx is actually a child of two families: The Yashida clan, in which some members partake in illegal activity (This family also includes her younger cousin Toshiro, who serves in the West Coast Misfits as Sunfire, and her half-sister the Silver Samurai). Her father is the notorious Japanese crimelord Lord Shingen. She also is a member of the Arashikage clan of ninjas.
At around the age of 10, one of Jinx's relatives, the Hard Master of the Arashikage clan, was killed mistakenly by an assassin, and the clan was scattered as a result. Not much is known about Jinx's life afterward.
She eventually came to America and joined the Army, where she became a member of Army Intelligence thanks to her martial-arts skills. Thanks to Snake-Eyes, an old family friend, she became a member of the GI Joe team.
She is currently engaged in a relationship with Logan, the X-Man codenamed Wolverine. Strangely, neither she nor Sunfire have ever revealed that they are related!
Note: Her codename has made her the butt of jokes. However, if anyone jokes about Jinx being bad luck, the joker ends up missing a few teeth.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except any unrecognizable characters.
Chapter 8: Dr. Reptile Attacks!
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(The Crash Pad)
"Oh great, mate! Thanks a lot, you guys!" John grumbled at Lance and Dwayne. "I had him! I had him! If you hadn't caused me to lose my concentration, Dr. Reptile wouldn't have gotten away!"
"Well, why didn't you contact us when you engaged him, then?!" Dwayne snapped.
"Because I was trying to catch him by myself to prove how tough I am!" John grinned. Angelica laughed at that statement.
"You, tough? That's a laugh." John's head drooped.
"Oh Angie, go easy on him, he tried his best!" Robby said. "He was able to stop the doctor for a while!"
"Yeah, but he screwed up. No surprise." Angelica laughed. Robby groaned and John's eyes teared up.
"Be nice, Angie." Paul said. "John didn't screw up. Don't be mean to him."
"You did your best John. I think Dr. Reptile will think twice before messing with you again." Justice grinned, putting a hand on John's shoulder.
"Don't touch me."
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(Central Park)
"RAHHHHHH!!!!" Dr. Reptile threw several cops off him like a mutant football player. He cradled the weather machine like a football. Luckily, the weather machine could take punishment. Even bullets. And Dr. Reptile's hard scales were capable of shrugging off small-arms fire too, like a standard issue police pistol. "Get away from me, fools! I have better things to do than play with New York's Finest! Here!" He ripped open a hydrant. "Have a drink on me!" He deflected the water with his hand, causing it to drench the cops, and he added some car projectiles for good measure. "And here's your rides home, compliments of the good doctor!" He threw another car, forcing more cops to draw back.
Man, I wish Spider-Man wasn't too busy dealing with that psycho with the tentacles to help us out here! A blond detective clad in a white shirt, khaki slacks, and a partially-undone red tie named Neil Garrett groaned mentally (A/N: Neil Garrett is a character in the recent Spectacular Spider-Man comics. He's a detective who often gives information to Spider-Man). He watched several officers fly by. "Hoo boy, I think we need serious help. Somebody call a superhero in here!"
"Which one?!" A uniformed cop replied.
"I don't care if it's that Cleveland loudmouth Kid Razor! Just get somebody with a costume out here now!" He snapped.
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(The Crash Pad)
"Hey guys! Look! On the TV!" Turbo exclaimed, pointing at the tube. The New Warriors and the Misfits gathered around the TV.
"In Central Park today, the mutated scientist Dr. Reptile went on a rampage, appearing to carry an odd device. Normally situated in Cleveland, Dr. Reptile, once noted reptile expert Dr. Gary Turnbull, is rumored to have created a…" Turbo turned off the television and threw on her mask.
"What do we do?"
"I say we go in there and destroy this Dr. Reptile with extreme prejudice!" Namorita growled.
"Easy, Nita. If that device is a bomb, who knows what'll happen." Paul said.
"Well gang, I guess we'll have to deal with this." Justice nodded. Pyro grumbled.
"Alright! Let's go! How does it go, Paul?" Lance grinned.
"MISFITS AWAY!" Paul cheered.
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(Central Park)
"Ha! No one can stop me now!" Dr. Reptile laughed as he placed the weather machine on the ground. "Soon I will roast New York once and for all!" He felt the ground shake. "What HEY!!!"
"Get ready to rock, Lizard-Breath!" Lance roared, riding on a wave of earth. Turbo and Nita flew alongside him, holding up Starchild. Nova landed nearby.
"Let's see you take us all on, pal!" Nova said.
"Yepyepyepyep!" Speedball sped in with a laugh. Dwayne and Pyro rode in on skateboards (Pyro's was made of fire). John let out his trademark cackle. And last, but not least, came Justice and Firestar. Dr. Reptile looked around at the young heroes. The mutated scientist smirked.
"Let's do this." He laughed.
Well, here it comes! The big fight! Who will win? Can Pyro win Angelica's heart? Will he go after Justice? What madness will happen next? Find out in the next chapter? Suggestions needed badly?