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Snape and Harry are waiting outside dumbledore's office.
Harry: He wasn't very nice now was he. Maybe he's got PMS... what do you think snapey.
Snape: First of all, i think you're an idiot... and so is dumbledore... and Mcgonagal and Mrs Norris the cat!
Everyone's an idiot. AHH I'm surrounded by complete and utter idiots!... and um secondly i'm proffessor snape thankyou very much.
Harry: Hmmm... I think you're PMSing aswell. It's okay, I know how you feel. I got mine last week.
Snape: ughh... I'm not even going to TRY and explain why you're wrong now lets wait.
Harry: I know i find it hard to explain periods as-...
Snape: We shall wait in SILENCE!
Four hours later Dumbledore calls Snape and Harry into his office.
Dumbledore: Oh wake up you two sleep heads. Anyone would think you'd been sleeping for ages... like 4hours or something!
Snape: Well we ha...
Dumbledore: Well anyway lets get this show on the road with a quick and snappy blink of an eye!
Snape: Well what i came to say is that i don't think even someone of my particular talents and IQ can get through to this
disturbed boy. He needs to be put in a rehab center or something. He's completely and utterly insane.
Dumbledore: Yes well so am I and I'm principle of the School so maybe the real lesson in this is that crazy people
are quite high acheivers.
Snape: ummm... well I'll certainly keep that in mind but i really do think that he does not belong here anymore and
should be in a mental hospital.
Dumbledore: yes but there is one slight problem...
Everyone (even people who aren't in the scene): What?
Dumbledore: VOLDEMORT!
Snape: Oh my god you said his name!
Dumbledore: oh who cares it has to be said sooner or later.
Snape: But it's he who shall not be named!
Dumbledore: Well I shall! Voldemort, voldemort, voldemort,voldemort (etc.)
Snape: Fine say it.. See if i care.
Dumbledore continues to say the name of he who shall not be named and harry joins in.
Snape: Oh god make it stop, Make it stop!
Dumbledore: Fine... But on one condition.
Snape: ANYTHING!
Dumbledore: You do as you're told and tutor little naughty Harry lumpkins.
Snape: Fine just don't say
Harry: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort (etc.)
Dumbledore knocks harry out and they carry him back up to the Griffindor commonroom.
Snape and Harry are waiting outside dumbledore's office.
Harry: He wasn't very nice now was he. Maybe he's got PMS... what do you think snapey.
Snape: First of all, i think you're an idiot... and so is dumbledore... and Mcgonagal and Mrs Norris the cat!
Everyone's an idiot. AHH I'm surrounded by complete and utter idiots!... and um secondly i'm proffessor snape thankyou very much.
Harry: Hmmm... I think you're PMSing aswell. It's okay, I know how you feel. I got mine last week.
Snape: ughh... I'm not even going to TRY and explain why you're wrong now lets wait.
Harry: I know i find it hard to explain periods as-...
Snape: We shall wait in SILENCE!
Four hours later Dumbledore calls Snape and Harry into his office.
Dumbledore: Oh wake up you two sleep heads. Anyone would think you'd been sleeping for ages... like 4hours or something!
Snape: Well we ha...
Dumbledore: Well anyway lets get this show on the road with a quick and snappy blink of an eye!
Snape: Well what i came to say is that i don't think even someone of my particular talents and IQ can get through to this
disturbed boy. He needs to be put in a rehab center or something. He's completely and utterly insane.
Dumbledore: Yes well so am I and I'm principle of the School so maybe the real lesson in this is that crazy people
are quite high acheivers.
Snape: ummm... well I'll certainly keep that in mind but i really do think that he does not belong here anymore and
should be in a mental hospital.
Dumbledore: yes but there is one slight problem...
Everyone (even people who aren't in the scene): What?
Dumbledore: VOLDEMORT!
Snape: Oh my god you said his name!
Dumbledore: oh who cares it has to be said sooner or later.
Snape: But it's he who shall not be named!
Dumbledore: Well I shall! Voldemort, voldemort, voldemort,voldemort (etc.)
Snape: Fine say it.. See if i care.
Dumbledore continues to say the name of he who shall not be named and harry joins in.
Snape: Oh god make it stop, Make it stop!
Dumbledore: Fine... But on one condition.
Snape: ANYTHING!
Dumbledore: You do as you're told and tutor little naughty Harry lumpkins.
Snape: Fine just don't say
Harry: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort (etc.)
Dumbledore knocks harry out and they carry him back up to the Griffindor commonroom.