Meet the Warriors!
To Red Witch: Okay! Here it is for when you get back. *Waits a couple seconds* COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
To Metal Dragon1: When is the new chapter of "Take the Long Way Home" coming up? I want to see the big Kid Razor/New Mutants team-up!
To Wizard1: When is the new chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party" coming up?! I want to see it!
It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, chants, screams, and claps. Some hold up signs.* This time, we take a look at one of the new members of the West Coast Misfits, the only and only Longshot!
Longshot
Real Name: Longshot
Class: Extradimensional
Affiliation: Misfits (West Coast Team)
Powers: Longshot possesses superhuman agility, and his physiology gives him hollow bones as well as three fingers on each hand. He also possesses a form of good luck power, as evidenced by his greater accuracy in combat and his overall ability to successfully perform stunts.
Bio: Longshot was originally created as a slave/performer for the blob-like TV producer known as Mojo. However, Longshot's DNA was secretly encoded by his creator so he would have a strong sense of individual self and intelligence.
Soon after he was created, Longshot's consciousness emerged, and he immediately told his "owner", Mojo, "No one owns me". Despite this warning, Longshot was forced to work as a stuntman for Mojo. However, he, alongside fellow Mojoworld creation Spiral, were on the verge of inciting a rebellion.
Longshot first met the X-Men when he escaped to Earth in an attempt to get away from it all. He befriended the X-Men and the East Coast Misfit team, and was witness to the birth of the X-Babies.
He appeared again during a Halloween party. His presence alongside Mojo's Baby-Making Machine caused the creation of the Baby Avengers.
Most recently, he joined the West Coast Misfit team alongside Beast King during the battle with Cobra-La. As a West Coast Misfit, he quickly grew close to his teammate Alison Blaire, codenamed Dazzler.
Note: Longshot is not high on the favorite people list of the Malibu Joe known as Hardcase. Longshot's luck powers drive him crazy when he tries to put the Mojoworld native through the obstacle course.
Chapter 10: Celebration!
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(The Crash Pad)
"WHOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!" Speedball squealed. Sodas were cracked open, and music played in the Crash Pad. The New Warriors and the Misfits were celebrating the defeat of Dr. Reptile.
"Alright, that was awesome!" Lance and Nova clinked cans. Nita and Paul danced, Dwayne watched, Mickey was talking to her aunt on the phone in Japanese, Vance and Angelica were talking, John was setting fire to curtains, and Robbie was downing a lot of food. Angelica noticed Pyro.
"Hang on just a second, Vance." Angelica said. She walked up to John. "Hey, John?" John looked up.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss?" John said crazily, putting his face right up to hers.
"Uhm…" She took a step back. "Look Johnny, I just…well…I…I just wanted to say thanks, John. You did real good out there. I'm sorry that I said you are a screw-up. Vance and I would be dead if it weren't for you. So, thanks a lot." Angelica smiled, then walked away. John blinked for a second.
"HOPE!!!" He proclaimed. Then he went back to setting the curtains ablaze.
"Well?" Vance asked. "He did deserve some credit."
"Yeah." Angelica admitted. "He did. So…any chance of maybe me joining the New Warriors someday?" Angelica smiled.
"Anytime." Vance held out his hand. "In fact, I'd like to say that I consider you an honorary New Warrior." Angelica shook the hand.
"Thanks." She smiled. "And I guess we can consider you an honorary Misfit."
"Well, thanks." Justice laughed. Pyro was too busy setting fire to the curtains and cackling to hear.
"Man that was some wacky adventure, huh?" Paul asked Nita.
"Mmm." Nita agreed. They continued dancing to the music. "Paul, it was fantastic meeting you. You are welcome in Atlantis as my guest anytime." She winked. "And I do mean, any time." Paul chuckled.
"Namorita, you are so crazy." Paul chuckled.
"SPEEDBALL!!! WHO GAVE HIM SUGAR?!?!" Dwayne roared.
"YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Speedball bounced all over the place.
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(The Vault)
Dr. Reptile growled and sulked in his cell. He couldn't believe it!
I can't believe it! They beat me again! Those little mother$%&#^% beat me again! Dr. Reptile groaned mentally. "My life can't get much worse." He noticed a couple guards guiding a huge ugly bald man with a grin that was missing a few teeth and a lazy eye.
"Who would've thought Bubba here was a mutant?" Guard #1 said.
"Yeah, hopefully his new cellmate will understand." Guard #2 chuckled.
"WHAT THE &$%#?!?!" Doc Ock's voice was heard. The hick started chuckling as the guards walked away. "No! Stay away from me! What are you doing! No! No! BUBBA!! NO!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh great, I'm not going to get any sleep tonight either thanks to Octo-nut's screaming. Dr. Reptile started banging his head on the wall. "Why me? First, I get mutated, then Kid Razor kicks my butt several times, now this!"
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(Central Park)
"Well, thanks for everything, guys! Say hi to Spider-Man for us!" Lance grinned. "Our ride should be coming right about now."
"Nice meeting you all." Micky smiled.
"Well, it feels good to know there are other heroes out there." Paul grinned.
"Here's our ride." Angelica said. A GI Joe helicopter touched down next to the kids.
"Coooooool!" Robby's eyes bugged out. A door on the side opened, revealing Cover Girl waving.
"Hey kids!" She waved. The four Misfits leapt into the helicopter. "How was the picnic?"
"Awesome!" Paul replied. The helicopter took off, with the Misfits waving.
"Can we get a helicopter Justice? Please please please please please please please please!" Robby jumped up and down. Justice groaned. He knew now that until Robby got a helicopter, he would never shut up.
Well, another classic adventure comes to an end! What madness will happen in the future? Who will our favorite mutant heroes meet in the future? Find out soon! This is L1701E, saying thanks for reading and signing off!
